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Welcome to news hour at 11 with your reporter, Priti. We have just been informed that Lt. Yash Bundela of the Indian Army special task division has turned a blind eye towards the safety of his country because he is in love. The government has accepted this theory of his and is awarding him with a Traitor No. 1 award, after all, it takes a lot of courage to cheat your country to become the Romeo of the Year. Such actions deserve the highest of honors.
Please join me in congratulating this prestigious personality on such a huge accomplishment.
Through our opinion poll today, we want our viewers to tell us how many slippers they want us to throw at him when he goes to receive this award.
A - 10 Slippers
B - 100 Slippers
C - I cannot even waste my jhooti's on this scumbag
Please sent us your response on 000000 as quickly as you can.
Rise of a Lioness
Our next segment today is about the rise of a new Lioness. Ms Swadheenta Ramakrishnan who helped bring Mr. Yash Bundela into light in being considered the new Chic in town to watch out for. She has received this recognition after she made sure that her MIL will contemplate going back to school after being subjected to the kind of law Swadheenta practiced in court today. She was a lioness that went for the kill!
Our coverage of this story will continue with our reporters bringing in live updates through out the night. Please continue to stay with us.
A SPECIAL MENTION TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES IN ORLANDO MASS SHOOTING. MAY THEIR SOULS REST IN PEACE. It is ironical that we are watching a show where such an attack in a story has caused us so much grief. Our hearts go out to those families that lost people in real.
Shiv Shakti
Cricket
