Here's this week's Funny!
Chachi calls the police to report that her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, thick brownish hair and has a smile that shows off his beaut-osity😆(beauty). The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 2 inches tall, has the most goofiest smile anyone has ever seen and looks sort of like a Mental Asylum escapist!"
The neighbour then goes and asks Chachi why she gave the police such a false report. Chachi replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"