What the....LOL

A hunky actor has recently been served a legal notice by a Christian organisation for using the Pope's name in a derogatory manner, the actor has stated he'd rather have an affair with the pontiff than some of his purported liaisons. Since all legal notices must be replied to, the actor's legal team was summoned to work. His lawyers, we hear, toyed with the idea of playing with the word 'pope'. Their argument was the actor didn't mean the head of the Vatican but, er, a fish. Turns out the Eurasian Ruffe, a freshwater fish found in Europe, is also called a pope.