Jokes

Hope u like them :

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?



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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".



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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!



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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:

It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an
umbrella and go.



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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.!

thnx but this topic will get closed since it is not related 2 this forum

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but why?....im new here so i dont know....