So you all must be thinking what happened to NK aur NandKisore babua as he went on to flaunt his ishtyle on pyaare Avni ji...
At Mannat...
"Sir ji... sutro se pata chale..." A loyal fan knocked on the doors of SRK while he yawned twice and saw the video a guy called NK sent.
"Tell me it's a funny lie..." He laughed while his assistant gulped.
"No sir!"
"Aah..." Assistant dead, killed by SRK.
"Ek baar main kisiko apna bana leta hoon... phir woh kisi aur ka nahi! Oh you're dead... sorry!"
Standing up, SRK buckled his gun.
"What did that NK say? That I go KK... Kiraning around?"
"Hahahaha... only when people like NK come in front ki mujhe ek baat yaad aati hai..."
"Mujhe logo ka khoon karne ka shauq nahi... voh mujhe majboor karte hai!"
"Ulti ginti karna shuru karno NKKK... yamraj swayam darshan denge."
"Let's see who takes away Av... oh shit, Avni's birthday...
Hey gorgeous, Happy Birthday!"
----------Meanwhile at Shantivan
"WHAT THE F..."
"Arnavji!"
"Okay Khushi, I won't say that!"
"Chee chee, agar b### sun leta!" Khushi pouted and suckled an imli while Arnav glared at her and shut her mouth.
"Khushi! You are not supposed to say the b word!" Arnav explained while Khushi looked at him, her eyes turning round.
"Kyun?"
Arnav turned to his laptop which burst into flames and died.
"HEY DEVI MAIYYA!" Khushi got up while Arnav shook his head
"Probably IF, going crazy as to what the b word meant!"
"But Arnavji I meant..." Khushi stopped as Arnav pushed the imli into her mouth.
"Nothing doing! For now main uss NK ki khabar leta hoon... mai ka laal and what the eh? Avni has..."
"ARNAVJI who is Avni..." Khushi glared while Arnav... for a minute gulped.
"She's a friend of mine!" He lied while Khushi raised an eyebrow
"Ab aap ek b word bole!" She demanded while Arnav looked on, horrified.
"Which b word..."
"BEHEN."
"NK, YOU ARE ROTTING IN HELL!" Arnav swore.
"I am Arnav Freaking Singh Double Freaking Raizada!" He stomped his foot.
"Tum bolo Khushi, someone insulted me... should I take that sitting down?" He smiled as he effectively distracted Khushi.
"Hai meri Freaking Devi Maiyya! Maar do usse!" She thundered while Arnav gave a sly grin.
"Aman, call in the squats... assassination in progress!"
As he kept the call Arnav grinned "Now no NandKisore can help you NK, how dare he talks as if he owns Av... ohhh..."
Looking out for Khushi, he turned aside and winked "Happy Birthday love!"
--------------------Finally at ETF
"Arjun tum kaha jaa rahe ho! Tabse idhar udhar bhaag rahe ho!" Sakshi whined as Arjun walked around restlessly
"Agar koi meri ek khaas dost pe ungli uthaye toh main usse iss duniya se utha deta hoon... yeh baat samjhe ya samjhaaun?" Arjun snarled while Sakshi coloured at the proximity and pushed him aside.
"Haan, samjhaao... what do you mean by this khaas dost eh?" Sakshi pointed while Arjun took a few steps.
"I don't have to answer that for you, do I..." Arjun walked even closer as Sakshi positively blushed.
"Don't try to distract me by kissing! Cheeh, sharam nahi aati aapko!" Sakshi stared at Arjun in surprise as he chuckled slightly.
"Baby, by trusting Avni we've gone way beyond that. Yaad nahi your place when I returned, or even the fact that I shoved you against a wall of our house even..."
"ARJUN, please get out."
"What, I thought you wanted to have a conv..."
"GET. OUT."
"Oh, you meant we're from the other story... like where we spent the night in Goa. Was it just alcohol, I don't think so... I mean that night you wer..."
Arjun looked on as Sakshi physically pushed him out of the conference cabin.
"Kindly shut up or get out."
"Okay, OH! Now I get it, we're from the Mudwala scenario, after we kind of made out in the jungle... but what's to be shy about, considering that now I have seen and touc..."
Arjun smirked as a blushing Sakshi ran out of the room, leaving Arjun to his thoughts.
"Well Avni won't leave us alone baby... something's bound to happen. But keeping that aside, did NK just act like owning her, toh phir hum bhi dekhte hai yeh NK cheez hai kya."
"Oh and I won't pretend to forget, Happy Birthday dear one... flowers bhej diye hai tumhare ghar pe. I think I have many things to thank you for..." Arjun gave a rare wink and walked out...
------AT AVNI'S PARTY VENUE *that's so suckishly put but chalta hai for now*
NK still danced near a very awkward Avni when her eyes turned round and she knocked NK's head.
"NK! Dhak dhak!"
Nk frowned and asked what?
"NK ji... acidity, dhak dhak, mandolin, kkk... kiran, samjhe ya samjhaun!" Avni clapped in excitement while NK's eyes went round...
"Tum kiddingwa kahe karat rahi ho Avni ji..."
"I swear! Turn around!" Avni laughed and Nk's eyes popped out.
"BHAAG NK BHAAG!" Avni chuckled and threw kisses to the three heroes who winked right back... at the same time.
*waiting to recuperate my own breath*
"Oh myself NandKisore! Avni ji I just wanted to make 7th feb special..."
"WHAT?" Everyone screamed.
"7th feb?" SRK asked.
"You stay in Sydney NK, not San Francisco!" Arnav pointed out.
"Matlab?" NK asked.
"It's 8th Feb NK, tum kisi aur duniya main jee rahe ho." Arjun sighed and put his gun back into it's place.
*Don't we know where that is😳*
"Oh shit! Am so sorry Avni ji, I still love you but aap thodi na 8th feb waali ha..." NK stopped as one of the guests came into his view.
"Humka bas pata chala... that nostalgia hits back again..." NK sighed while everyone slapped their heads.
"Haye re NandKisore, u NandKisore... tum toh bilkul humari tarha batiya rahe ho!" Buaji gushed
"8th waali, hum baad main milte hai! FIRST LET ME SAVE MYSELF!" NK ran away as all the others laughed.
"Thanks buaji..." Arnav nodded while SRK and Arjun looked at him.
"What? Benefits of being in IPKKND, you just know whom to call to drive NK away." Arnav shrugged his shoulders while Khushi gave him "haye mere pati" looks.
"Woh toh hai... but who's Miss. 8?" SRK asked while Arjun grinned.
"If it's nostalgia, then I think it's Mrs.8." He winked while Mrs.8 looked aside for help.
Avni laughed and gave Mrs.8 a sympathetic pat. "Happy Birthday to you too!"
With this the saga finally comes to an end!
*Relaxing on my chair*
Edited by IArmageddonI - 9 years ago
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