RAMAN aka KP @ one liner SPREE 3jan2016

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Svati12

@svati12

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

RAMAN aka KP's one liner spree... 😆😉

-pata nhi tu kaisa feel karega bt experience main tujse do guna hu.. meri wali gyi thi toh mere pass do the... tu lucky hai tere pass ek hai..."

-aainda se kabhi bhi uske kapde badalne ki koshish mat karna... tu aj tak apne nhi badal paya hai...

-beta tere ayiyashi ke kharche uthate aya hu abhi tak... ja music baja bacho ki help kar..

-abhi ande se chuza nikla nhi udne ki baate kr rha hai... ishima se durr raha kar beta uske dimag ka asar tere par padh raha hai

-pachaso (50tyms) teri ishima ko uthaya hai.. gas cylinder kya cheez hai.. wo toh pura gas factory hai...

-tu meri biwi se mila hai.. roz baarood pe baith kar bidi jalata hu...

-kya hai naukri pe rakha hai tuje... ja andar...

-mar gya amma ... ek ishita kam thi...

-madrasan tu govt naukri main hoti na toh ab tak teen bar retire ho chuki hoti...

-aaj mera hanuman ji ka vrat hai... parayi naari ko haath nhi lagata...

-arrey koi bidi lagaye toh apne aap jal jaaye...

-teri ungliyon ke isharo pe nachne ki aadat ho gyi hai...

-waise teri doctory pe bharosa toh hai nhi...painkiller hi hai na... pata chale ye khaake main nikal lu...

-ab jisne shaitan ki khaala se shaadi karli ho toh chote mote bhoot uska kya bigaad lenge...

-shukar hai inches main hai.. tumhari kamar toh ajkal square feet main badh rhi hai..

-battery nikal jayegi toh pager band nhi ho jaayega...

-ye dekho.. gareebon ka mithun...

-bache paida karne main baap ka bhi toh haath hota hai... ruk ja mr handsome bhi toh aayenge...

-pant adjust kar raha hu.. pata nhi hai tereko...

-aj pura yakin ho gaya ki saare award fucntns main award khareedte hai log...

-tu kyun taali maar rhi hai,... factory aisi hai tabhi toh showroom aisa nikla hai...

-main do minute main aata hu.. rain dance thodi na hai...

Edited by swatica.arora - 10 years ago

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Svati12

@svati12

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Posted: 10 years ago

If i missed any dn mention it n il add it in d main post...

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1062355

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Posted: 10 years ago

Wonderful post
thanks for posting all one liners .
Kp is best in one liners .

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usaonly

@usaonly

Stunner

Posted: 10 years ago

Thanks dear I wish I know Hindi 😭😭

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Divanru

@Divanru

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 10 years ago

I think you wrote each one ,great work but I think you should add ishu one liners also ,she was also not less than raman today.

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Gaya3sb

@Gaya3sb

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

Would you tell me what he was telling Ishita when he got up to leave signing to go to bathroom when everyone called for dance?
I didn't listen to it clearly but just curious 🤣

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Pasoori

@ChanChanMan

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 10 years ago

"gareebon ka mithun" reminded me of 2 yrs ago ... "chota rishi kapoor"

KP is awesome yaar ... like mindboggling 👏

DT was also mind-blowing. Full on masti mode

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kras

@kras

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: Gaya3sb
Would you tell me what he was telling Ishita when he got up to leave signing to go to bathroom when everyone called for dance?
I didn't listen to it clearly but just curious 🤣

he said I m going to washroom

The announcement is for couple dance not for rain dance