* Never try to outsmart a woman** *

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Posted: 17 years ago
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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his moneyand was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, hesaid to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down,
and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The!loyal wifereplied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him". "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!!!?"

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,he can spend it!!!" 😆😆😆

** Women's logic - always the best!!!!!!!*

hope its not posted before.... do comment, thanks :)

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Posted: 17 years ago
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good joke - but totally disagree with you abt the women logic... statement! 😉
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol. 😆

it was a good one!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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wow...that's really smart of her!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ~*Thamizhan*~

good joke - but totally disagree with you abt the women logic... statement! 😉

ofcourse u would, its ok.... hehehehe 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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My mouth was wide open in surprise by the end of it......😆😆.I could have never think of that logic!! but even if I could...I wouldn't want to do such a thing either.....I don't mean about this thing....but I wouldn't want to trick my husband 😳
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

My mouth was wide open in surprise by the end of it......😆😆.I could have never think of that logic!! but even if I could...I wouldn't want to do such a thing either.....I don't mean about this thing....but I wouldn't want to trick my husband 😳

its only a jokeeeeeeee😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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thanks :)
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆

wow! thats clever!

Thanks for sharing! 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: *Faiza*

😆

wow! thats clever!

Thanks for sharing! 😊

most welcome :)

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