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Let's start with the holy chanting of: Patali Devi ki Jai Ho! 😆⭐️
Seriously, all hail Patali Devi ji. An angel in disguise for SwaSanians, literally. Laksh ji ki bhasha me bolu toh, agar bhagwaan bhi aakar mujhe Patali Devi ke khilaaf bhadkaaye, toh main nahi maanane wali😳🤣 What a bomb this Patali is She has no idea what kalyaan she's doing for us by putting Sanskaar's life in danger- Our dream track 🤣
Okay firstly let me gloat away to glory by saying that I was among the only positive few regarding this epic merger of SSK & SR. Reason because from past experience whenever these two shows have come together, it's been a crazy ride with all supernatural dumb shit (🤣) but also have been extremely awesome for SwaSanians & therefore this time too I had confidence that it's gonna be worth it 😆 I am proud of the fact that even Daayans are SwaSan fans 🤣 First it was Mohini, who saw that crackling chemistry between the two & with all her power & efforts brought the two together, commencing their LS & now Mohini's deity herself is also a SwaSan fan & doing everything in her power to unite the two 😆 Oh how much I love these daayans of SSK, may they keep showering their love on SwaSan 😳 (Door se huh, show me baar baar aane ki zarurat nahi hain. We are happy with our human chudail Ragini & her sidekick Laksh ji 😊🤣)
Okay coming to the awesome bhootiya Sanskaarlicious & SwaSanlicious treat, the scene begins with Simar arriving in Maheshwari Mansion (yeah I watched SSK too, don't judge me cos I did it only to watch Patali Devi's thumkas & learn those mind boggling steps to perform on my college farewell AND to watch Sanskaar watching them 🤣) & everyone being not-so polite with them 😆 Seriously Swara invites all these guests to stay at Maheshwari Mansion when she herself is staying there as the wife of a guy she likes to call 'friend'? Kya ladki hain yaar 😕🤣 Yeah so then our lovely Durga (I'll call him that, can't bother typing full) says that he's given permission to Swara for allowing her to call her guests & everyone reluctantly agrees. I LOVED how Simar didn't even once acknowledge Laksh ji personally, shows his value 😆 Sanskaar later personally greets Simar & Devika in the guest room & Simar Ji is pleased to meet him & Devika (Patali?) sure must be thinking, kaash ye single hota 😳😆 Patali, if I were in your place, I wouldn't have cared just FYI 😆
Sanskaar then says that he'll drop Devika to the market since he's going the same way, showing his Sanskaari-Pann and clears that it's his farz since Simar & Devika are their guests & Swara gives a huge 32 whites smile showing how proud she's of his Sanskaar's, damn thoda jealousy dikha deti 🤣 IK this is Swara we are talking about & even if she's about to see Sanskaar about to kiss a girl, she'll probably say, it's okay Sanskaar, mujhe tumpe poora bharosa hai ki tum bass uski perfume sunghne jaa rahe the & Sanskaar would be like, isko kuch jealousy wagera feel hoti hai ki nahi?! 😳😆 Anyways so Devika is already posessed by Patli Devi & is annoyed by SwaSan's mehmaan nawaazi & still reluctantly agrees to go along (main hoti toh uchal uchal ke saath me jaati aur phir Sanskaar ki godd mein hi beith jaati for the whole ride might would even try convincing him to run away with me & Swara ko bhool jaao 😳🤣)
Damn I am bored so will finish off in short- SanIka (🤣) where Sanskaar drops her off to the market & Devika waits for Sanskaar to leave while death glaring at a Kid who looks scared (I guess he was... normal to be scared of something like that?! 😆) & Sanskaar leaves in his car while Devika heads for Patli Devi's cool adda 😎 Sanskaar then remembers that he forgot to ask Devika about her details & contact no (ahem! I wish Swara was here but koi faayda nahi hota so whatevs 😆) & reverses to come back. He then moves to the kid & his mother to ask about Devika's whereabouts & the kids loves Sanskaar's blazer & asks for it but Sanskaar MUes him & like a kanjoos marwari, doesn't part with his kaccha mango wala blazer 🤣 Mango again he looked, iss baar khatti wali kairi 😉🤣 What bokwaas am I even 😊🤣
VK's expressions when he hears the chantings of those daayan's around him, it was sarcastic at best & actually felt like, dafuq are they making me do?! 😳🤣 I literally cracked up here & couldn't stop my 🤣🤣 Seriously itni hassi mujhe Hangover series dekhte waqt bhi nahi aayi, unintentional comedy IS the best 🤣 Patali Devi's thumkas & those expressions- OHMYGOD HOTMESS I am SO gonna dance that way at my cousins wedding next 🤣 Guys seriously, if you all don't want to get married soon & are scared of those stereotypical aunties at weddings who try to set you up with their bhai ki biwi ke behen ki mousi ke ladke ke saath, and say 'you're next' just do this dance at the wedding & be assured that no rishta comes for you for the next 5 years- guaranteed solution hai, likh ke lelo. I am SO gonna do this 🤣 SO Sanskaar witnesses Patali's awesomeness & is awestruck & mesmerised but then he realises that he's a pativrata mard who's suhaagan is his life & he pretends to be shocked & stunned by Patali's awesomeness while secretely wishing to do "Zara Zara Touch Me" with gorgeous effervescent Patali Devi 😳🤣 Patali then senses his presence at the window but Sanskaar quickly hides while trying to remove his stuck leg from the rocks in between, bechara 😲😆
The scene then continues in SR, where Sanskaar successfully removes his leg & calls up Swara to inform her of the 'Jaa Chudail' dance he just witnessed 🤣 You should see this scene only to watch VK's expressions here 🤣 The way he says, Swara, maine uss kamre mein... BHOOT dekha. Vo chudailein waha par taandav kar rahi thi, it was so damn hilarious, seriously how did VK manage to keep a straight face throughout the scene & how did Helly not burst into fits?! Hats off to these two 🤣 Simar is sucha expert in these matters, as soon as Swara told her all this, Simar said with full certainty that Sanskaar is not lying & there is a kaala saaya hovering around him just like there was a few days ago on her Prem Ji 🤣 Simar ji, I thought you must be used to all these now, experience matters afterall 😆 Simar also thinks that Sanskaar might be posessed & also wonders, ye hawaa ulti disha me kyu chal rahi hain? Zaroor kuch bura hone wala hain. Dafuq was that?! Ab hawaa bhi Simar ji ko puch ke chalegi ki kiss disha me chalu? Movement of winds will decide if there is going to be happiness or sadness around? I wanna do epic facepalm 🤣 Khair only good thing about this scene, Swara concerned for Sanskaar after hearing Simar's words & praying to Durga Maa to keep Sanskaar safe 😳 Awww
Sanskaar then comes home & is shocked to see Devika at home & wonders how did she arrive here & Devika gives some mind blowing explanation about her memory being VERY strong & Swara is not at all J & is still smiling 😊😆 Sanskaar goes to his room & wonders about Devika & Swara arrives to finally give us SwaSan scene 😳 She asks Sanskaar about the shit he was sprouting on phone & holds his hand to answer her with patni wala haq but Sanskaar replies to her a little rudely & apologises instantly when seeing her hurt face & Swara brightens up 😳 Swara herself arranges for SanIka dinner date together then (isko kuch fark nahi padta na?! Kuch zyada hi secure hain 😆) & Sanskaar does something really A-Sanskaari then- He goes into Devika's room to check her bags & find some proof & SanIka scene again 😳🤣 Devika here realises that this one is a smart chap who won't concede defeat or believe he was hallucinating & so decides to do something to divert his mind. Oh & she's here to take revenge from SwaSan for everything that they did to her favorite student Mohini Ji & even has the FB for it 😆 & YAAASSS the kidnapper is an MM waasi & not Patali Devi, thank god for small mercies. The kidnapper lost his riding hood red cape I guess & was seen in black today with only his eyes visible 🤣 They definitely belonged to my most favorite person in the MM khaandan, who else but Laksh Ji 😊 Yayyy 🤣
So yeah in order to distract Sanskaar, Patali Devi gets Swara arrested so that Sansku gets busy with that & she can plan to kill him & avenge Mohini's death 😲 Sujju & AnnaPurna totally overreact & start with their BS, bloody annoying ladies & Laksh ji for formality sake says Swara cannot be lying, of course you would know, won't you Laksh ji? 😊 Only my Durga takes Swara's side along with Sanskaar & most epic scene- Sujata realising that her chhora is mad in love with bangalan & about to follow her to even jail & tries to stop him but Sanskaar says bluntly, ye aapne thik nahi kia mom & badi maa & runs after his lady love to be with her ❤️ Sujata can officially cry now, mhaara chhora toh gaya mhaare haath se😳😆
Precap is awe-waitforit-some Looks like Patali Devi finally fulfills the wish every SwaSan fan has been praying for- Sanskaar ka accident Sanskaar's speeding uncontrollable car which is about to collide with Swara who's unable to move BUT here there is fear in both their eyes, not for themselves but for the other 😳 Sanskaar is fearing that nothing happens to Swara cos of him & Swara isn't caring for herself & only fearing for Sanskaar's safety & is almost on the verge of hysteria I am damn sure Sanskaar will take a turn & dash his car into a tree or something & Swara will most probably realise her love for him by almost losing her forever Simar will lecture Swara about Marital life & husband-wife love & hopefully jo kaam Sallu-Sonam naa kar sake, Simar will do 😆 Wait but wasn't there a segment where Swara is in Bharadwaj House? When will that air? Why is she there? I heard Simar will be posessed by Patli Devi by the time she leaves for her abode? Why dafuq do I care what happens in Simar ka Sasuraal?! 😳😆
Sorry for this nonsensical KDR which seemed more like a WU with my nonsense ka tadka 🤣 I did it on purpose cos I realised many must have preferred to stay away from bhootni torture & I just wanted to be of some help 😳😆
Also I dedicate this KDR to my Mishu who's back to forum after ages. I missed you SO much Mish, it was all so soona soona without you 🤗 Welcome back ❤️ & also to all SwaSanians cos we achieved the milestone of 75 SwaSan AT's today, yaayyy 🤗 Proud moment signifying our SwaSan love & vellagiri 😳😆
Last time bolo bhakto, Patali Devi ki Jaiii! 😎🤣 Patli Devi ki kasam, Ignore typos cos too lazy to edit 😆
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