Cricket... Bollywood Isshtyle

Cricket... Bollywood Isshtyle

Shahrukh Khan and Aamir Khan
Since both of these actors guarantee a huge initial at the Box Office, they can definitely go as openers. Added to that both of them also have 'sporting' experiences behind them, Lagaan and Chak De! India. With these two Khans at the helm of things, success will be definitely ours, coz' Sometimes winning is everything!

Pinch Hitter

Salman Khan
He was the unanimous choice for this 'designation'. For the only reason (read 'merit') that he is what Pinch Hitter is all about And he is probably the sole man who can give greats like Jayasuriya, Kaluwitharna, Gilchrist a 'run' for their runs! Who can forget his famous hit and run (read 'drive') case that made news more than his combined B-O office collections could!

It has to be Saif Ali Khan. He is one cool dude who can bowl a googly with a straight face and in turn and can bowl many a 'maiden' over! His victims? Well, Bips and Kareena tho bas shuruaat hai…Bollywood kaafi badi jagah hai!

For the Leg Spinner, we zeroed down on the God of Greek Gods Hrithik Roshan. Going by his squeaky clean record and his dedication towards his work, it's definitely an understatement that he gives 200% to every project. So, it becomes needles to say that what he can do to the Indian cricket team. What's' more important is that if Shane Warne can spin the world's best class batsman with his mere five fingers, imagine then, what our Superstar Hrithik can do to anyone with his six fingers!

Fielders at Silly Point (Rakhi Sawant) and Fine Leg (Mallika Sherawat)

Who else! Appun ki very own motor mouth Rakhi Sawant,
jiske bolne ka hai na koi anth.
Uski baatein sunkar batsman out ho jaayega turanth,
Wonder what will happen when she will get teamed up with Sreesanth!

For the player at the 'Fine Leg', we will give you a player who defies not just 'Fine Leg', but 'Fine Legs'! BUT, we will just not ask you to guess who it is, coz' if we do so, then, all the networks leading to Mallika Sherawat will get jammed up royally! Coz' your guess is as good as ours. It HAS to be Mallika Sherawat at the fine leg, for the only reason that she is 'possessed' with fine legs, and considering that every batsman is a man first, he will be obsessed with these fine legs, get distracted and get bowled out!

Twelfth man

Himesh Reshammiyya
Everyone knows his chant and penchant for caps. So, he can be safely designated as the twelfth man who is in charge for collecting caps. Everytime whenever a batsman/ bowler achieve a milestone, then, Himesh will be at its best, coz' that's the time when they are bound to wave their caps and throw away to glory. Do not be surprised if you see Himesh donning the 'cap' saying 'Sachin-credible'