The Vigil Idiot reviews Jazbaa

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The Vigil Idiot Reviews "Jazbaa", A Story About The Two Dumbest Mothers In Cinematic History

Here's the plot of Sanjay Gupta's Jazbaa stripped down to its craptastic bare essentials.

posted on Oct. 14, 2015, at 8:41 p.m.
Sahil Rizwan
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Sanjay Gupta's Jazbaa is Aishwarya Rai Bachchan's first film in five years, also starring Irrfan Khan and Shabana Azmi. It's basically a scene-by-scene remake of the South Korean film Seven Days, with one slight difference. Gupta has inexplicably added an annoying green tinge to every single frame of the film. It's not half as annoying as the script, though.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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OMG!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!! I called it as well. So Shabana Azmi is the kidnapper. Makes sense, why else would she sign this movie. 😆
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OMGGG its green this is epic shit 😆
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This is SUPERB! 😆 And its all in green! 😆
Vigil Idiots Reviews are the best!

Ash is crying in all the slides! 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Can't believe Shabana agreed to do this 😆
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Love Aishu to death but this reviews nails it. I didn't want to admit it but it's actually such a pathetic script.
But anyhow it's great to have her back, and she was decent in the film.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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LMAO 🤣🤣 VI reviews are always the best😆
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LMFAO...
This is literally the green pile of crap-fest...😆

Sounds like a sheer torture designed machine...😆
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🤣 Thanks for saving my time and money!

The screenplay is right at Sanjay's quality level.
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I went to watch Jazbaa but instead watched Talvar. Good decision.

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