how various ppl search 4 live partners

………Beggar
Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni de de,
Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega

………Lawyer
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I'm looking for should……..strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

………Boatman
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.

………Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

………Shaayar
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

………Bevda (Drunker)
Wanted a girl. Girl's gather should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample should be ample.

………Car Mechanic
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.