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RiMa OS - Why Should Boys have All The Fun ???
Well exactly that's what my wife says to me . The first time she saw this Honda Scooty Pleasure add , she went bonkers with all those feminist talks .
I wanna so badly sue this damn add makers for going all gaga about feminism and all . They din't even realize that because of their stupid brand tagline , men have to suffer . Ahhh poor me and other such men .
She is true to this fact that still their is a discrimination between men and women . Why can only boys do this and why can't girls ? Why should only wife/mom cook the food and why not men of the house ? Why should women be paid less even though they do the same hard work as men ? Why why why why ... My Biwi has a long list of why's in her kitty .
Hey ! Its not that being a superstar I am a male chauvinist or I don't respect and treat female species with dignity or behaves badly with them but then , if someone plays this tape recorder of feminism 24*7 on you , then you are surely gonna be pissed off like me .
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One night wile talking random stuffs at dining table
"Rishu ! Why does men expect only wife/GF to cook food for them ? Even we want to have food made by our husbands/BFs hand . Atleast they should cook food on weekend so that even wife/GF feels happy and their relationship always stays smooth and a happy one " . Madhu said this to me
"Baby ! I always cook meals for you and not only breakfast but even lunch and dinner and if not me , because of my shooting schedules then atleast the servants of the house cook foods for us . And even we both enjoy our hand made food . Isn't it ? Else eating your hand made food is just like swallowing a whole packet of rat kill poison . Well my sweetheart Biwi doesn't know ABCD of cooking but still one day out of sheer love she made Kheer for me by using Google mom ... Heck man ! She doesn't even know how does sugar looks like . she doesn't even know to distinguish between salt and sugar . Well yeah you guessed it right that instead of sugar in Kheer there was a good amount of salt in the Kheer that even in the next 4 birth I gaurentee you that I will never get any disease because of consuming less iodine . But still I ate that one whole bowl of Kheer made by my sweet Biwi so that she doesn't get sad or upset that I din't eat the food made by her .
"I am not talking about you dumbo . I am talking about other men " . Madhu said this to me bringing me out of my subconscious talks
"W*F . There are other men also whom you want that they should cook food for you ?" I asked her getting jealous and possessive
"Naah you idiot . I meant that there are so many men who doesn't cook food for their GF/wife , not even they can pass them a plate . So I was talking about them " Madhu said looking at me
"Ohh !! For a moment I thought who the hell is trying to snatch my life from me . I would have strangled him , killed him or maybe worse I would have thrown him out from a moving vehicle or maybe pushed him from a cliff . You are mine and I will never let anyone else take my place for you " I said as a matter of fact making it clear more to myself than to my cute Biwi .
"Awww Rishu . Don't get so possessive baby . I am going to be forever by your side " she said pulling my cheek . Wow her soft hands on any part of my body makes me feel so happy and romantic .
well this was just one instance of being a feminist but still whatever it is we both love each other very much .
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One day we both went for shopping .
"Why does girls have to shop for their own clothes ? Why can't our men get us our dresses like how we purchase for our men ?" Madhu asked me
"Biwi ! I came here all the way to this mall leaving my shoots so that we both can shop for your clothes and still you are saying like this . And how the hell are we men supposed to know that what you want to purchase in dress or not ?? You girls come all the way to the shopping stores , and are confused that which dress to purchase and the poor staffs have to show you so many dresses that it looks like a hurricane had come in the showroom and then after wasting N number of hours thinking which dress to purchase , you girls just purchase 2-3 dresses or maybe or 1 and in some cases you don't even purchase it " . "And now if you don't enter in this showroom and select a dress for yourself within 5 minutes I will take you from here without purchasing any dress for you . Is that clear Mrs Kundra ?? " I was getting pissed off now with her feminist banter .
"But I was talking generally and not about you" she said sadly and went inside the showroom to help herself with a dress .
Ahhh RK damn you !! You just shouted at your life ? How rude and mean you are ... But then her feminist talks makes me angry sometimes . Uhhh I should apologies to her and make her happy . Poor Biwi she got sad because of me .
I came inside the showroom and was going to say something when my eyes fell on my Biwi who was standing outside the trial room wearing a sexy summer dress in peach color .
Her sexy figure and on top of it this sexy dress was making me more sexually active . Ahh stop it RK . This is a mall . Behave like a civilized man . You can do this romantic assault at your home on your soft cosy bed and not here .
"Rishu ! Is this dress looking good at me ? " Madhu asked me innocently breaking my subconscious thought
"Biwi lets take another dress for you . I am liking this dress in navy blue color . It will suit you more than this peach color one " I said to her and with this I got that blue dress packed .
Thank god somehow she dint argue with me to take that peach color dress or else I would have made out with my Biwi right here right now infront of these mall staff and visitors .
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One day after coming back from shoot I straight away went to my room
"Biwi What The F are you watching ?" My eyes went wide seeing my Innocent naive Biwi watching a very erotic movie on TV
"This movie is called Basic Instinct" Said my Biwi cutely smiling at me .
"From when did you started watching such movies ? "
"I was getting bored so thought to watch some thing on TV then this movie was coming and there was this scene coming so ammm " she started blushing
"There was coming which scene Biwi ?" now like her even I was blushing because I knew which scene she was talking about .
"There was one scene coming and after that I thought to watch this movie " Madhu tried avoiding answer to my question
"Which scene are you talking about Biwi ? Even I wanna know . If you don't want to tell me then you can give me a live demo of that scene " . I said blushing like an idiot
She gasped at me but later I saw a smile appearing on her face . She jumped from the bed and slowly came towards me then shut our bedroom door .
"Well Pati I know you are quite smart and you knew which scene I was talking about but if you wish to have a live demo then I don't mind that" . With this she threw my mobile on the couch and slowly came towards me heading on her toes and kissed me and soon our kiss turned into a passionate kiss and we kissed each other till we ran out of breathe as if this was going to be our last kiss .
We went on bed and I helped her in undressing her clothes and even she helped me in undressing my clothes and she laid on top of me once again taking a lead in kissing me .
"Ahhaan so today Biwi wanna take a lead in doing romance . Not bad Biwi "
"Yes Patidev ! Today Mrs Rishabh Kundra wants to take a lead in having fun with her hubby after all WHY SHOULD BOYS HAVE ALL THE FUN in taking a lead in having a passionate night ?" she said this winking at me
Wohaaa !! for this sole reason only I am loving those add makers because atleast this brand tagline did something good to me 😉 And after this whole night was so sweet and romantic that I never wanted this night to end . 😳😳
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