Mocktale: Rahul Gandhi to write script for Salman Khan's next movie.

Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi recently lashed out at the BJP government, saying that he wanted a "kurta pajama sarkar" which works for the common man and not a "suit-boot ki sarkar".

As always, Rahul's thoughtful remark had people in splits. Some were even wondering how he found the time to visit his parliamentary constituency- Amethi. "Maybe, he confused the place for Thailand," suggested someone..

His rip-roaring hilarious speech thoroughly entertained everyone. When the news reached Salman Khan, he offered Rahul baba to turn scriptwriter for his upcoming movie. "By now, we all are quite sure politics isn't Rahul's real calling. I have noticed that his speeches and the script of my movies have the same intellect level. That's why I asked him to help me out with the plot of my next movie. He was hesitant at first and said he couldn't do it, but I build his confidence by playing his infamous "politics is in my pants" speech on loop and it worked. I told him, Arbaaz and Sohail have written all my scripts till now and he will definitely do a better job than both of them," Salman Khan said, displaying his astute logic.

"To make sure Rahul doesn't change his mind, I have promised to give him half of the Rs 200 crore that the movie will earn. He was grateful and said, since the Congress was thrown out of power, his earnings have dried up as he can't carry out any scams these days," bhai further revealed.

In order to please Rahul Gandhi, Salman has agreed to wear kurta pajama in his movie and not suit-boot. The movie will be based on a common man waging a war against corruption and drunk driving. Both Salman bhai and Rahul baba found the theme quite relatable.

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