JOKES
Santa-Banta
Santa: whose is the most painful delivery in world?
Banta: sunny deol ki maa ki
Santa: woh kese?
Banta: kyuki woh nikla gaddi leke.
Ladki ke honth
Ji chahta hay ki tere nazuk hontho ko chum lun, Ji chahta hay ki tere nazuk hontho ko chum lun, per teri behti hui naak ne irada badal diya.
Woman
What is the similarity between a casette and a women? A.)both can be used two ways casette for playing and women for f**king
wedding ring
1 girl told to her friend "Why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong finger?"
The other answered "To show others that I was married to the wrong person."
Sardar trying to prove that sardars can fool other
One sardar wants to prove the world that sardars can also fool others.
He decides to stare into the sky for nothing in the day time on a motor way for an hour.
He wanted to fool the people who followed him.
when he turned back after an hour, do u know what he saw....... only sardars staring at the sky along with him!!!!
DOCTOR & PATIENT
DOCTOR: Is there some problem in your eyes?
PATIENT: Yes doctor, but how did you know my problem without asking me?
DOCTOR: Because instead of door you entered from window.
DOCTOR: What is your problem?
PATIENT: I am feeling like killing myself.
DOCTOR: Don't worry, leave it to me.
these are all ok but i know not that funny dont worry i will posr really funny ones next time
Health and Fitness
