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Hi...
I know we are all haseled due to Shreya...so here is a light os from my side...hope it lightens the mood...😃
Khalid and Kabir were sitting in Khalid's cabin and talking...
Kh: so kabir...ananya kaisi hai?
K: vo theek hai khalid par meri baat hi nahi sunti...I mean I literally have to drag her to the gynaecologist...for her check up!
Kh: achcha hai bhai main bach gaya iss jhanjhat se...
Just then Ronnie comes...
R: kya horaha hai sir? meri best friend ki buraai?
K: yaar Ronnie aajtak ma se ek savaal puch nahi paya ki vo konsa drug tha jisse khaakar inhone iss maharani ko janam diya...seriously I'm sick of her!
R: very bad sir...main bataunga usse!
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Kabir reached home only tobfind his beautiful wife cooking...
He envoloped her in his arms from behind...
K: baby ki mamma baby ke papa ki baat nahi manegi na?
A: nahi! haina baby? tumna jaldi aajao phir hum milkar papa ko tang karenge...
K: ha ha tumhara bas chale toh tum mere beti ko snow white ki stepmother banado ...par vo toh papa ki snow white banegi...haina my chotu?
A: ha phir hum mirror ke bajaye aapko saval puch puchkar paagal kardenge...
K: ufff! ye ma bachche ki jodi mujhe mental asylum bhejkar rahegi...gear up beta kabir!
At night...
kabir was sitting hugging ananya from the back...
A: baby ke papa...
K: bolo baby ki mamma...
A: baby ke aane ke baad aap mujhe love karoge na...ki sirf use?
Kabir kissed her forehead and side hugged her...
K: ( passionately) of course my love! tum toh meri jaan ho...aur...( whispered teasingly) vaise pehli ma dekhi hai jo apni hi beti se jalti hai...not ok Mrs. Sharma...khalid kya sochega ki uski bahu uski poti se jalti hai...chi!
A: aaa! kabir!!!!!!!
Ananya turned her face away...kabir laughed and pulled her back in his embrace!
Just then Anita calls...
An: toh...baby ke mamma papa kya horaha hai?
A: ma...aapke daamaad bohot gande hai...
Kabir snatched the phone...
K: ma dekho aapki beti meri koi baat nahi sunti aur phir gussa karti hai...
A: ma ye kabir na...
They kept ranting until...
An: CHUP! dono ekdum chup! kya hai ye ? aise koi ladta hai? ananya tum mere kabir ko tang mat karo aur kabir tum bhi anu ko tang mat karo! grow up! tum log parents banne wale ho!!
A&K: hmmm...
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After 8 months...
Kabir was sitting outside the labour ward...
The doctor comes out as soon as he hears a baby cry...
D: congratulations Mr.Sharma! you are the father of twin baby girls!
Kabir was literally sqeauling and lifted the doctor and started dancing with him like that! Of course! with Malvika, Manav, and others as witness! supressing their giggles!
Kabir skimped to ananya's room and kissed her muttering a thank u and hugged her...he took his daughters in his arms and kissed them too...
K: my babies! Welcome to this world! papa loves u!
By then Tarini too had arrived...
T: oh my god kabir...Ananya! I mean wow! two kids! Ananya u know kabir paagal hogaya hai! vo doctor ko baho mein uthaakar naach raha tha!
Ananya looked uttetly shocked at him...
T: abhi chalo...u know anuraag neri jaan kharaha hai...baby ko dekhna hai baby ko dekhna hai!
K: ha chalo!
First khalid gets to meet the sharma twins...
Kh: awww! meri potiya kitni pyaari hai...
Mal: ha...they are too cute...manav baby dekho na...so sweet na!
Malvika was jumping!
M: ha ha...hello babies!
But the babies turned their heads away as if they knew manav and his dushmani with their father...
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Anu: baby girls!!! ye neri sisters hai? ye mere saath khelengi? mujhe bhaiyya kahengi?
A: ha beta...
Anu: yeah! ananya didi main unko uthau?
K: anuraag baby abhi aap chote ho na...aur ye bhi choti hai...toh aap kaise uthaoge?
Anu: hmmm...sahi kaha...koi baat nahi main wait karunga ...
Kabir put his daughters gently in their cradles as anuraag played with them...
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Kabir and Ananya's daughters...Anaya and Anya were now one year old...
They coukd utter a garbled version of. something that sounded like mumma! and papa!
But one thing they could say properly was toyi ( story)
One day...everybody were in the conference room ...discussing about a few changes recommended by KL...
Just then his phone buzzed...
R: sir speaker pe rakhiye pkeaseee!
K: ok...hullo my little fairies!
Ana& Ana: papa toyi! papa toyi!
Kabir looked up at the celling and shook his head...
K: baby! papa busy hai...please aake bolun!
Ana&Ana: na...
before kabir cpuld say a word...the phone was thrown as a result the call ended...
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At night...
Kabir comes home and has dinner and then goes to his bedroom where ananya is busy removing the blankets...the two angels lying in the middle of the bed...
"Papa toyi!" both chirped!
K: manoge nahi na? ok fine...umm...ek gaav mein ek bohot handsome sa raja tha par uski wife aur do betiya bohot ugly thi...vo sabko tang karti thi...
A: kabir...I know aap kya kehna chah rahe hai...but ye story ek saal ki ladkiyaan kaise samjhengi...
K: hmmm...tum teeno milkar na mujhe paagal bana hi dogi...
A: ha...vo toh hai!
Thus...they lived...kabir ever harased by the three musketeers of his house but the most loved ones too...finally his family was complete...
The End😳
