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Zain
London. Ask me, how much I miss being in Bhopal. I mean, yeah, london is good too, but I miss Dad, Mom and Barkat a lot. So, I am returning to Bhopal today.
Hey, I just got a invite from my Dad!
Dad : Hello?
Me : Yello Dad! What up?
Dad : Hi Zain. Nothing much but I needed to ask you something. It's a request and I really do hope you won't say no.
Me : No kidding. What are you gonna make me do? :P
Dad : Zain!
Me : Just tell me, Dad ;)
Dad : You remember Ghulam Uncle? Your Mom's bhaiya?
I'm lost. I open my recordbook in my mind, I shuffle through pages, Ghulam Haider! Found it!
Me : Yep, Dad. So what?
Dad : What I am gonna say might shake you up a little bit. Your Mom has decided to get you married.
WHAT???
Dad! You don't say 'you're getting married' on the WhatsApp Messenger! At least once I am in the spa, or whatever (that came out girlish) you could have told me like, 'Zain, beta, it's time you get married'.
You don't say like that!
He messaged back.
Dad : It's nothing Zain. You do not needa worry. Look, Mom ASKED me if it's time you get married. I said that it's up to you. But the thing is..
Me : Say it, Dad, it can't get any worse.
Honestly.
Dad : For me, it's good Beta. But as for you.. I have no idea.
Me : Just say it.
Dad : Ghulam Uncle's daughter, Aaliya. You remember her from childhood? Before they moved to Mumbai?
Dad : Do you or do you not?
Dad : Hello? Zain?
Dad : Zain please reply, I am starting to get worried.
Dad : Zain please! What happened? Listen, it's up to you.
Offline.
I need :
-Wine
-Pillows
-Old Romantic Films
-Hello Kitty Pyjamas
I AM TURNING INTO A FREAKIN' GIRL!
Then, I am getting married.
That, too, to... AALIYA!
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