Boob job vs turkey?.. Lol

"So, whats the verdict?''
''Well, looks good, can i feel it?''
''Ofcourse, why not, i did it for you only''
''Wow,so firm and tender at the same time, can i taste it?''
''Is that even a question?''
''whooaaa...'', its just like how i imagined it to be..amazing jaan..''
''leave me something too.., i'm also starving over here''
''best turkey ever'', love you jaan..''