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MintReen OS 🤣🤣- Total Siyappa Hai Tera Pyaar
Minty and Sareen were all alone in the house 😳🤣
Minty came with a tray of tea in her hand, smiling😳
Minty: Aji sunte ho( as politely as she could )😳😆
Sareen, who was highly engrossed in reading newspaper said
Sareen: Nahin...30 saal pehle behra bhi ho gaya tha aur gunga bhi😆😆 ( taunting her )
Minty keeps the tray on the table,
Minty: Kya aap bhi...😳 hamesha mazaak karte rahte hai..
Sareen : ( shockingly ) Minty??😲 Aaj teri tabiyat toh theek hai na??? Tu aaj meetha meetha kyun bol rahi hai???? Khin mai sapna toh nahin dekh raha??
Minty comes and sits next to sareen.
Minty: Arre nahin...mai kya keh rahi thi...aaj ghar mai koi nahin hai😳😆
Sareen: ( still lost in newspaper ) toh???
Minty: Aur mausam bhi itna suhana hai😳
Sareen: Toh???
Minty angrily snatches the newspaper from his hand
Minty: Kya aap bhi newspaper mein khoye huye ho😡 yahaan puri ki puri kitaab aapke saamne baithi hui hai aur aapko akhbaar ki padi hai...( she folds her hand and looks away in anger )
Sareen: ( Takes the newspaper and unfolds it ) dekh minty tu mujhe kuchh bhi keh le, par mere akhbaar ko kuchh kaha na toh mujhse bura koi nahin hoga...😡 ( again starts reading )
Minty: Achha ab newspaper biwi se zyada important ho gaya hai??
Sareen: ha. kam se kam ye kuchh bolta toh nahin hai. Mujhe kitni shanti milti hai isse padh ke.
Minty: ( more angrily ) toh isi se shadi bhi kar lete?😡
Sareen: kar leta, par tu jo mere upar 30 saalon se bhoot bankar mandra rahi hai uska kya?😡😆
Minty: Achha? toh ab mai bhoot? Kuchh dino mein kahoge daayan, aur uske baad chudail?
Sareen: Ab mai kya keh raha hun? Tu ne hi bol diya.😆
Minty gets up
Minty: Jao ji... Shaadi se pehle kitne romantic hua karte the aur ab??
Sareen: ( keeping the newspaper ) wah ji wah!!! Minty mata ko chadhi jawani!!!!
Minty stares at hin angrily.
Sareen: Apne bachho ke romance karne ke umr mein tujhe apne romance ki padi hai.
Aur jise romance karna chahiye wo faltu se kaamon mein lage hue hai,bacho se khelne ki umar mein CID-CID khel rahe hai, aur yahan tuje romance karna hai.
Minty: Aap buddhe ho gaye ho...😆
Sareen: achha toh mai buddha? Jaise khud toh badi dipika padukone hai...🤣
Minty: kyun? mai kya dipika se kam hun?
Sareen: ( smiling ) nahin nahin, tu kahan usse kam hai... tu toh usse kai guna zyada hai..
tujhme se 4 dipika nikal aayengi aur fir bhi itni jagah bachegi ki ek sonakshi bhi nikal aayegi...🤣🤣
Minty: aap se kuchh nahin ho sakta, mai bhi faltu main yahan aayi. Humare beech keval jhagda hi ho sakta hai😡 Mai jaa rahi hun, aur baithe rahiye meri sautan ke saath😡😆
Sareen: ( confused ) sautan?????
Minty: ( mking an annoying face ) yeh hi aapka pehla pyaar, aapka akhbaar...
Sareen: ( smiling ) oh han.. mera newspaper...tu ja mai isi ke saath khush hun.
Minty leaves
Sareen:( to himself ) accha hua chali gayi, paka rahi thi faltu mai.
( looking at his newspaper )
Mai aur mera newspaper, aksar yeh baatein karte hai
ki agar minty na hoti toh achha hota🤣🤣
mai kitna khush hota, mere bete aur bahu kitne khush hote
Magar... magar ye ho na saka
ye ho na saka aur ab ye aaalam hai ki wo mera sir kha rahi hai😆😆
Minty: ( shouting from the kitchen ) maine sun liya...😡
Sareen: ( POV ) iske kaan toh kutte se bhi tez hai... mann ki baat bhi sun leti hai🤓
Minty: Aji sunte ho( as politely as she could )😳😆
Sareen, who was highly engrossed in reading newspaper said
Sareen: Nahin...30 saal pehle behra bhi ho gaya tha aur gunga bhi😆😆 ( taunting her )
Minty keeps the tray on the table,
Minty: Kya aap bhi...😳 hamesha mazaak karte rahte hai..
Sareen : ( shockingly ) Minty??😲 Aaj teri tabiyat toh theek hai na??? Tu aaj meetha meetha kyun bol rahi hai???? Khin mai sapna toh nahin dekh raha??
Minty comes and sits next to sareen.
Minty: Arre nahin...mai kya keh rahi thi...aaj ghar mai koi nahin hai😳😆
Sareen: ( still lost in newspaper ) toh???
Minty: Aur mausam bhi itna suhana hai😳
Sareen: Toh???
Minty angrily snatches the newspaper from his hand
Minty: Kya aap bhi newspaper mein khoye huye ho😡 yahaan puri ki puri kitaab aapke saamne baithi hui hai aur aapko akhbaar ki padi hai...( she folds her hand and looks away in anger )
Sareen: ( Takes the newspaper and unfolds it ) dekh minty tu mujhe kuchh bhi keh le, par mere akhbaar ko kuchh kaha na toh mujhse bura koi nahin hoga...😡 ( again starts reading )
Minty: Achha ab newspaper biwi se zyada important ho gaya hai??
Sareen: ha. kam se kam ye kuchh bolta toh nahin hai. Mujhe kitni shanti milti hai isse padh ke.
Minty: ( more angrily ) toh isi se shadi bhi kar lete?😡
Sareen: kar leta, par tu jo mere upar 30 saalon se bhoot bankar mandra rahi hai uska kya?😡😆
Minty: Achha? toh ab mai bhoot? Kuchh dino mein kahoge daayan, aur uske baad chudail?
Sareen: Ab mai kya keh raha hun? Tu ne hi bol diya.😆
Minty gets up
Minty: Jao ji... Shaadi se pehle kitne romantic hua karte the aur ab??
Sareen: ( keeping the newspaper ) wah ji wah!!! Minty mata ko chadhi jawani!!!!
Minty stares at hin angrily.
Sareen: Apne bachho ke romance karne ke umr mein tujhe apne romance ki padi hai.
Aur jise romance karna chahiye wo faltu se kaamon mein lage hue hai,bacho se khelne ki umar mein CID-CID khel rahe hai, aur yahan tuje romance karna hai.
Minty: Aap buddhe ho gaye ho...😆
Sareen: achha toh mai buddha? Jaise khud toh badi dipika padukone hai...🤣
Minty: kyun? mai kya dipika se kam hun?
Sareen: ( smiling ) nahin nahin, tu kahan usse kam hai... tu toh usse kai guna zyada hai..
tujhme se 4 dipika nikal aayengi aur fir bhi itni jagah bachegi ki ek sonakshi bhi nikal aayegi...🤣🤣
Minty: aap se kuchh nahin ho sakta, mai bhi faltu main yahan aayi. Humare beech keval jhagda hi ho sakta hai😡 Mai jaa rahi hun, aur baithe rahiye meri sautan ke saath😡😆
Sareen: ( confused ) sautan?????
Minty: ( mking an annoying face ) yeh hi aapka pehla pyaar, aapka akhbaar...
Sareen: ( smiling ) oh han.. mera newspaper...tu ja mai isi ke saath khush hun.
Minty leaves
Sareen:( to himself ) accha hua chali gayi, paka rahi thi faltu mai.
( looking at his newspaper )
Mai aur mera newspaper, aksar yeh baatein karte hai
ki agar minty na hoti toh achha hota🤣🤣
mai kitna khush hota, mere bete aur bahu kitne khush hote
Magar... magar ye ho na saka
ye ho na saka aur ab ye aaalam hai ki wo mera sir kha rahi hai😆😆
Minty: ( shouting from the kitchen ) maine sun liya...😡
Sareen: ( POV ) iske kaan toh kutte se bhi tez hai... mann ki baat bhi sun leti hai🤓
THE END
Guys i hope u all like this, it was my debut in os writing and I am so blessed that i got this oppurtunity to write an os on minty and sareen,🤣
Plz dont throw slippers and chappals on me.
It was just for fun, and it was spontaneous. Plz forgive my mistakes.
Waiting for your comments and u are free to criticise it.😊
Guys i hope u all like this, it was my debut in os writing and I am so blessed that i got this oppurtunity to write an os on minty and sareen,🤣
Plz dont throw slippers and chappals on me.
It was just for fun, and it was spontaneous. Plz forgive my mistakes.
Waiting for your comments and u are free to criticise it.😊
