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Ok, time for my seventh dream!! 😛 😃 The scene starts with Kajju chasing Devu in daadu bakraa's backyard goat farm. 😳 They are coochie cooing in the goat farm, and Devu baby running away with Kajju's dupatta in his hand, and Kajju coming after him and giggling!!! 😛
Suddenly, they stop with a shocked expression on their faces. Kajju then quickly takes out a small mini camera and records the video! They see daadu bakraa and Ammuuu turning into besharams on the rooftop infront of soo many white baby goats!! Daadu bakraa quickly takes his glasses and shirt off, makes Ammuuu take her saree off, and Ammuu puts her skinny skeleton arms around daadu bakraa's head inorder to straighten it (you know after the axeman hit daadu bakraa on the head with the axe, then daadu went to the hospital and while he was being interrogated by those media people, his head was completely straight and he wasn't being able to move it around flexibly at all!😆) and daadu says: haii meri safed bhayess (buffallo) raani, tum mera kitna kitnaa khayaal rakhtiho, aur ye bhi kehtiho kii mei bohothi hot aur chiknaa aadmi hu! Haiiii....... mei margaya! Waise tum bhi to kuch kam nahi! Tum to ek dragon ki muh mei aag ki kundali ho! Tum itna zyaada spicy ho kii tumhe dekhtehi mujhe apne khaas jage per shock lagta hai!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Ek baat batao. Tum jaisi saanse cheenne wali plus qatl e adaaye aur Eagle jaise mote mote honto se thokar maarnewali maha sundari aur zaalim naari Veer jaise shareef bachche ke saath din bhar baithe baithe kya karti rehti hai?????????????????????? Wo to tumhaare saari pallu ko besharam taporiyo ki tara hataata nahi hai, aur naahi tumhe dekhke behaya aadmiyo ki tara aankh maarta hai aur naahi tumhaare adaayo per fida hoke seeti bajaata hai!!!!!!! To phir tum saari din uske saath kaise bitaa paati ho??????????? Arre tumhe to mere jaise gundhe hulkut aadmi ke saath rehni chahiyye!!! Aur tum ho ke uss Veer ke peeche pare rehteho???????????????????? Agar tum mujhe choar ke ek second ke liye door jaaoge naa, to mei Gabbar Singh ka toilet saaf karnewala naukar banjaaoonga haa!!!!!!!!!! So, Ameesha tells him: Haiiiiiiiii..............mere jaane jigar! Mera paad maarnewala bakraa daadu itna khafa matt ho mujhse! Tum to ek naazook bakre jaise ho naa????????? To itni naraazgi tumhaare sehat ke liye achchaa nahi hoga! Arre tum agar Gabbar Singh ke toilet saaf karne wala banoge naa, to Gabbar singh aate jaate uthte baithte tumhaare iss chashmish bakraa face ko toilet mei lagataar flush karte jaayenge haa!! 😆 😆 Aur ye tumne kya kehdiya?????? Tum mujhe ek second ke liye bhi door nahi jaanedoge! Arre tum to mere dorkhead chashmish sanam ho naa???????? To phir mujhe ek second ke liye door kyu nahi jaane de sakte??????? Agar mei ek second ke liye door nahi jaaoongi, to susu kaise karungi aur poti bhi kya mujhe tumharre saamne karni hogi????? Aur jab mujhe kapre change karneki zaroorat paregi, tab bhi mei kya sharmindgi ki saari hadhei paar karke tumhaare saamne apne change karke tumhe apni girly girly tight undergarments dekhaadu?????????????? So, then daadu tells her: Agar tum ye saabit karsakte ho ki tum meri loyal devotee aur bhakt ho, aur tumhaari deewangi ki koi hadh nahi hai, to mei tumhe kuch seconds ke liye apne aap se door hoke bathroom use karneki ijaazat deneko tayaar hu haa!!!!!!! So, then this is what Ammuuu sings to daadu bakra:
Diaper mei paadne aur haagnewala! O mere ghatiya mohabbatwala! aankhiyo mei coalmine daala! Tu to bangaya re mere undergarments ka sammaan!!!! Hai meri deewangi kare tujhe gobar daan!!!!!!!!! Veeru hai mere peeche, lekin mei tere peeche! Saari uttar de mera gundha premwala baghbaan!!!!!!!!!! Haii mei kaise chukaaoo tera ye pleasurable saari uttarneka ehsaaan?????? Oye! Haiii meri deewangi kare tujhpe bakraa aur gobar daan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 Then, daadu blushes to beet red and Ammuu tells him: Haiiii mere mohabbat ka CEO! Iss tara se nayi dulhan ki tara sharmaa kyu rahe ho??????????? Abhi to hum donoke beech mazedaar business hona baaki hai!!!! Agar abhi se aise sharmaaoge, to aage jaake hum wo badmaashi ka contract, mera matlab hai jigsaw puzzles khelneka contract, hum kaise haasil karenge???????????????????? 😆 Then, daadu blushes from head to toe, and runs downstairs like a shy anaarkali caterpillar! 😆 After Kajju records the whole thing, Devu tells her:
haii Kajjuu jaanu! Ye loag kitne zaalim hai! Zara oopar dekho! Wahaa chad pe (on the rooftop) kitne saare safed bachche goats hai. Agar ye loag aisi gundhe gundhe prempanchi harkate karenge, aur wo bhi in chote chote goats ke saamne, to phir ye goats bohot jald corrupted preverts banjaayenge!!!!!!! In bachche goats per bohot hi boora assar parega Kajju! So, Kajju nudges him and tells him: Devu baby! Tum indono ke baat kar rahe ho?? Aur wo jo hum in chotechote goats ke beech karrahe the, wo kya tha?????????????????????? 😆 😆 Hum bhi to lovestruk idiots ki tara goats ke saamne coochie cooing karrahe the! 😳 Arre Devu my shonu ! Ye sirf goats hai, yani jaanwar hai! Arre inlogoke maa baap to in logo ke saamne nonsense idiots ki tara jigsaw puzzles khelte hai, aur ye loag muh phulaake dekhte rehte hai lekin humne aur daadu and Ammuu ne to sirf romance ki hai, aur issme galat kya hai???? To kya hua agar ye romantic prem kathaaye aur prem scenes goats ke saamne hui hai???????????????????????? Comeon Devu shonu baby! Take it easy! Ye insaan nahi bakre hai, jo khullam khulla jigsaw puzzles khelte rehte hai. 😳 😆 😆 Devu then bursts out laughing and tells her with a mischevious smile: To ab hum iss video tape ka kya kare????????? Isse Veer bhai ko jaake dekhaaye???????????? 😉 So, then first, DK go to Veeru's room, and Devu tells him
Veer bhai, aaj aap jo dekhenge, usse aapka dil sheeshe ki tara toot jaayega kyu kii Ammuuu meri badmaash bhabhie ne bohot hi gundha kaam ki hai. Wo chori chori kisi bakre ke saath eelooo eelooo chalaarahi hai!!!!!!! So, then they show it to Veeru baaba and upon seeing that videoclip, Veeru turns into a dangerous lava, tells DK to leave the room, and calls Ameesha. Ammmuu comes in and hugs veeru from the back and says: hey sexy handsome hunk! Kya baat hai aaj meri yaad kaise aagayi, jo tumne mujhe iss waqt yahaa bulaa liya hmm?????????? So, Veeru quickly turns around, tucks Ammuu's head in his armpit and starts giving her harsh blows on the face with his one hand, while he fixes her head in a nice position with his other hand!!!!!! 😆 So, Ammuuu starts whining and whimpering, while Veeru is giving her all the zoardaar wedgies and zabardast aur dhamaakedaar punches and all sorts of black eyes and last but not least a blunt nose!!!! 😆
So, then Ammuuu sings a song:
Kaise kyaaaaaaa hogaaya???????????????????????? 😭 😭 😆Veeru ne mujhe yaadkaar dhulaayi deke mera sexy sharp pointy naak ko blunt kardiya!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Ab koun bhaagega mere peeche???????????? Koi street Romeo lover boy bhi mujhe dekhke dar ke maare bhaag jaayega!!!!!!!! Arre kiss ko banaaoo mei apna aashiq????? Kisse apni iss badsoorat chehre ki jhalak se impress karu????? Arre jhalak to door ki baat! Mera chehraa dekhke sab to ye kahega:Karruuu paade pu pu!!!!!!! 😆 So, she quickly goes to daadu and says: Bakraa mehboob!!!!!!! Plleasssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee mujhse door matt jaa!!!! She then sings this song:
A.G.G, A.G.G, (agg : Aditiya Goat Garewal 😆 ) naa kehke mere dil mei teer maarna nahi!!!!!! Jadoo ki puppy aur jappi dede!!! Puppy aur jappi dede!!!!!!!! AGG mere chashmishbooba mujhe seduce karna nahi bhoolna! Mere saamne hot bakraa banke, mere paas rehke mujhe love karte rehnaa! AGG, AGG, mere dil pe teer maarna nahi!!!!!!!! Mujhse prem karke nikaah karle, mujhse prem karke nikaah karle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Daadu bakraa then freaks out and screams like a Princess Fiona who is getting attacked by a monster dragon. 😆 He says: Arrrrrrrree kaun hai ye shakti shaali mardo ko bhula bhalaake asmaan mei utthaake leke jaanewali churail?????????????????????????? 😆 😆 Arre ye to besharam aurato ki tara indecent saari bhi pehen rakkhi hai!!!!!! Agar issne mujhe naughty besharmo ki tara kaatneki koshish ki to????????? Hailaa, tab to sharam ki maare mei coma mei chalaajaaoonga!!! Hai re maula re !!! O maula mere, mujhe bachaale!!!!!!!!!! 😕 😕 😆 Pata nahi ye kaun si kaali kaali bhootni jaisi aankho wali zaalim female Vampire ki aulaad hai!!!!!!!!!Arre koi mujhe bachaao!! ye chaahti hai ki mei bageeche (garden) mei jaake apni chaddi utaar ke isske saath prem karu!!! Hai hai re, mei to loot gaya, barbaad hogaya re! Arre koi bachaao mujhe!!!!!!!!!!!! So, then Ammuu yells and says: Daro matt mere Mithoon Chakraborty. Mei to Vampire Bhampire ki beti nahi. Mei to tumhaari roop aur sapno ki besharam sexy raani Ammuuu hu! This time daadu yells even harder and says: Oye Chakde phatte ulloo ke patthe!!!!!!!!!! Nahi nahi! Aisa nahi ho sakta. Meri Ammu to humesha ek hot female monkey ki chehre ke saath chad pe aake mere saath romance kiya karti thi aur mei bi uski aahat ko pehchaan ke uske kamar ko zoar se pakar ke uske saath flirt kiya karta tha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tu to shamshaan ghaat ki leli doggy jaisi hai re!!!!!!!!!!!! Hai re, mujhe to darr ke maare susu aarahi hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arre koi hai re, mujhe bachaao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! baccchhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaao!!!!!!!!!!! Just then Karruuu and Veeru comes up and Karruu starts singing this song:
Meraa liver kisi naagin ki nangi statue pe fidaa hai, meraa liver kisi naagin ke sexy tan pe fida hai, ek characterless peeya hai, characterless peeya hai, besharam shrimati hai, ek dhokebaaz premika hai!!!!!!!!! 😆 So, upon hearing this Veeru ji gets even more angry and fumes with patrol and diesel. He quickly goes down, brings che (six) champagne ke bottles and smashes them one by one on daadu, Karruuu, and Ammuu. Then, they almost faint, and Veeu this time, orders twelve watermelons and once again one by one smashes them on those kumbakarna plus kambakht people's heads, and Ammuuu finally faints, and Karruu runs to her while daadu is still confused. Karruuu picks her up in his arms and says: Haiiiii meri haseen premika! Ye ka hogaaya??????????????? Teri jaisi chikni hot item ki najaane aur kitne deewane hai. Mujhe tune dhoka kyu diya??????????? Kya meri shakal dikhnemei raccoon ki tara hai??????????????? Skunk ki tara hai, ya phir a squirrel ya kisi zaleel mule ki tara hai????????Bol naa!!!!!!!!!! Tune mere ko choarke iss bakre ke paas kyu chali gayi???????????????? Kya hai iss bakre ke paas jo mere paas nahi hai????????? Iss ke paas Superman ki laal chaddi hai! Hai naa??????? Lekin, mere paas nahi hai!!!!!!!! Hai hai ye kaisi badkismati hai????????????? Mere janam ke baad meri maa ne mere liye superman ki laal chaddi nahi khareedi lekin iski sexy mummy ne isse one pair goat glasses aur superman ki chaddi ke saath saath bat man ki ears bhi dedi!!!!!!!!!! Aur meri maa ne mujhe kya di?????? Meri maa ki ears to ek dum ek Ziraffee ki tara khara hai, to mei sexy sexy batman ki ears kahaa se laoo???????Arre meraa baap ke bhi to aise ears nahi the!!!!!!!! unke ears to ekdum Amitabh Bachchan jaise the, kyu kii mera baap Raaja ji humesha Amitaabh ke films dekhte the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hai re, meri chamiyaa kabhie mere saath shaitani aur badmaashi nahi karegi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mei to zindagi bhar ek adhoora aur boring bandar banke rehjaaoonga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 O meri chamiyaa:
Tere saath badmaashi aur chumma chaati kiye bina nahi jeena Soniye tere saath badmaashi kiye bina nahi jeena Soniye!!!!!!!!! Just then, Ammuu opens her eyes and sings this song to Karruu:
Dheere dheere ek Raavan mere peeche para hai, mere peeche para mere peeche para hai. Rote rote wo gundhe binti kar raha hai, wo binti kar raha hai, wo binti kar raha hai: Kabhie tum mere smelly tail ko choar ke na jaao, mujhse prem karte karte mere saath badmaashi karke nasht aurat banjaao. 😆 Prem karte waqt, hum donone mil ke jalaaye chumma ke deeye!!! 😆 Phir ek din, galiyo mei nachaaye the wo shaitaan raakshaz mujhe apne faide ke liye. To phir tumhaare paas wapass aaoo kiss liye??????? Hum wapass aaye kiss liye????????? 😆
Ok, then, this fumes Veeru even more and this time he kicks Karruu on the stomach sooo hard with all his strength, that Karruuu almost dies, and he then slaps Ammuuu five times with the ultaa side of his hand, which turns Ammuu's cheeks into a red ghayaal tomato!! 😆 Slowly, Veeru walks toward daadu bakra and grabs him by the collar and gives him a deadly furious look, and daadu keeps stammering with intense goat fear. 😆 Veer is about to hit the goat with a guitaar, when DK comes to the rooftop,with the cops and tells them to arrest Karruu, Ammuu, and the goatbrain, because they all were working as a a combined unit to take revenge on DK, and how karruu, Ammuu and daadu bakraa got Devu baby kidnapped from that mandir, and also when karruu ammu and daadu made a plan to shoot them both at the Ardhanareshwar mandir while they take the pheras, but Veeru came in the way and fought Karruu and saved DK from going near the doors of death. They also tell the cops that Karruu and Ammuu were both involved in adultery and Ammuu first made Karruuu the hanumaan mehbooba, and then daadu the goat mehbooba; and adultery is considered a major crime. So, then, they show the videotape to the cops where daadu bakraa and Ammuuu were flirting like total behaaya people and Devu baby shows the cops the videoclip he recorded in his cellphone at the day, when Karruu and Ammuu were too busy in their gundhe gundhe prem kathaaye at the Singh mansion storeroom. 😆 So, the police puts handcuffs on daadu bakraa, Ammuu and Karruu, and while they are taking them away, Ammuu tells the police and DK, that she will now trap a police in her prem ki maaya jaal, since she has failed in trapping Karruu daadu and Veeru. 😆 The police then, gives her a tight kick on the butt and takes them all away; and DK live in Singh mansion happily ever after with their coochie cooing scenes, and Veer then goes to Pakistan and finds his sapno mei aanewali Zaara!!!! 😃 😆 Please comment. 😃
Zareen.
Suddenly, they stop with a shocked expression on their faces. Kajju then quickly takes out a small mini camera and records the video! They see daadu bakraa and Ammuuu turning into besharams on the rooftop infront of soo many white baby goats!! Daadu bakraa quickly takes his glasses and shirt off, makes Ammuuu take her saree off, and Ammuu puts her skinny skeleton arms around daadu bakraa's head inorder to straighten it (you know after the axeman hit daadu bakraa on the head with the axe, then daadu went to the hospital and while he was being interrogated by those media people, his head was completely straight and he wasn't being able to move it around flexibly at all!😆) and daadu says: haii meri safed bhayess (buffallo) raani, tum mera kitna kitnaa khayaal rakhtiho, aur ye bhi kehtiho kii mei bohothi hot aur chiknaa aadmi hu! Haiiii....... mei margaya! Waise tum bhi to kuch kam nahi! Tum to ek dragon ki muh mei aag ki kundali ho! Tum itna zyaada spicy ho kii tumhe dekhtehi mujhe apne khaas jage per shock lagta hai!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Ek baat batao. Tum jaisi saanse cheenne wali plus qatl e adaaye aur Eagle jaise mote mote honto se thokar maarnewali maha sundari aur zaalim naari Veer jaise shareef bachche ke saath din bhar baithe baithe kya karti rehti hai?????????????????????? Wo to tumhaare saari pallu ko besharam taporiyo ki tara hataata nahi hai, aur naahi tumhe dekhke behaya aadmiyo ki tara aankh maarta hai aur naahi tumhaare adaayo per fida hoke seeti bajaata hai!!!!!!! To phir tum saari din uske saath kaise bitaa paati ho??????????? Arre tumhe to mere jaise gundhe hulkut aadmi ke saath rehni chahiyye!!! Aur tum ho ke uss Veer ke peeche pare rehteho???????????????????? Agar tum mujhe choar ke ek second ke liye door jaaoge naa, to mei Gabbar Singh ka toilet saaf karnewala naukar banjaaoonga haa!!!!!!!!!! So, Ameesha tells him: Haiiiiiiiii..............mere jaane jigar! Mera paad maarnewala bakraa daadu itna khafa matt ho mujhse! Tum to ek naazook bakre jaise ho naa????????? To itni naraazgi tumhaare sehat ke liye achchaa nahi hoga! Arre tum agar Gabbar Singh ke toilet saaf karne wala banoge naa, to Gabbar singh aate jaate uthte baithte tumhaare iss chashmish bakraa face ko toilet mei lagataar flush karte jaayenge haa!! 😆 😆 Aur ye tumne kya kehdiya?????? Tum mujhe ek second ke liye bhi door nahi jaanedoge! Arre tum to mere dorkhead chashmish sanam ho naa???????? To phir mujhe ek second ke liye door kyu nahi jaane de sakte??????? Agar mei ek second ke liye door nahi jaaoongi, to susu kaise karungi aur poti bhi kya mujhe tumharre saamne karni hogi????? Aur jab mujhe kapre change karneki zaroorat paregi, tab bhi mei kya sharmindgi ki saari hadhei paar karke tumhaare saamne apne change karke tumhe apni girly girly tight undergarments dekhaadu?????????????? So, then daadu tells her: Agar tum ye saabit karsakte ho ki tum meri loyal devotee aur bhakt ho, aur tumhaari deewangi ki koi hadh nahi hai, to mei tumhe kuch seconds ke liye apne aap se door hoke bathroom use karneki ijaazat deneko tayaar hu haa!!!!!!! So, then this is what Ammuuu sings to daadu bakra:
Diaper mei paadne aur haagnewala! O mere ghatiya mohabbatwala! aankhiyo mei coalmine daala! Tu to bangaya re mere undergarments ka sammaan!!!! Hai meri deewangi kare tujhe gobar daan!!!!!!!!! Veeru hai mere peeche, lekin mei tere peeche! Saari uttar de mera gundha premwala baghbaan!!!!!!!!!! Haii mei kaise chukaaoo tera ye pleasurable saari uttarneka ehsaaan?????? Oye! Haiii meri deewangi kare tujhpe bakraa aur gobar daan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 Then, daadu blushes to beet red and Ammuu tells him: Haiiii mere mohabbat ka CEO! Iss tara se nayi dulhan ki tara sharmaa kyu rahe ho??????????? Abhi to hum donoke beech mazedaar business hona baaki hai!!!! Agar abhi se aise sharmaaoge, to aage jaake hum wo badmaashi ka contract, mera matlab hai jigsaw puzzles khelneka contract, hum kaise haasil karenge???????????????????? 😆 Then, daadu blushes from head to toe, and runs downstairs like a shy anaarkali caterpillar! 😆 After Kajju records the whole thing, Devu tells her:
haii Kajjuu jaanu! Ye loag kitne zaalim hai! Zara oopar dekho! Wahaa chad pe (on the rooftop) kitne saare safed bachche goats hai. Agar ye loag aisi gundhe gundhe prempanchi harkate karenge, aur wo bhi in chote chote goats ke saamne, to phir ye goats bohot jald corrupted preverts banjaayenge!!!!!!! In bachche goats per bohot hi boora assar parega Kajju! So, Kajju nudges him and tells him: Devu baby! Tum indono ke baat kar rahe ho?? Aur wo jo hum in chotechote goats ke beech karrahe the, wo kya tha?????????????????????? 😆 😆 Hum bhi to lovestruk idiots ki tara goats ke saamne coochie cooing karrahe the! 😳 Arre Devu my shonu ! Ye sirf goats hai, yani jaanwar hai! Arre inlogoke maa baap to in logo ke saamne nonsense idiots ki tara jigsaw puzzles khelte hai, aur ye loag muh phulaake dekhte rehte hai lekin humne aur daadu and Ammuu ne to sirf romance ki hai, aur issme galat kya hai???? To kya hua agar ye romantic prem kathaaye aur prem scenes goats ke saamne hui hai???????????????????????? Comeon Devu shonu baby! Take it easy! Ye insaan nahi bakre hai, jo khullam khulla jigsaw puzzles khelte rehte hai. 😳 😆 😆 Devu then bursts out laughing and tells her with a mischevious smile: To ab hum iss video tape ka kya kare????????? Isse Veer bhai ko jaake dekhaaye???????????? 😉 So, then first, DK go to Veeru's room, and Devu tells him
Veer bhai, aaj aap jo dekhenge, usse aapka dil sheeshe ki tara toot jaayega kyu kii Ammuuu meri badmaash bhabhie ne bohot hi gundha kaam ki hai. Wo chori chori kisi bakre ke saath eelooo eelooo chalaarahi hai!!!!!!! So, then they show it to Veeru baaba and upon seeing that videoclip, Veeru turns into a dangerous lava, tells DK to leave the room, and calls Ameesha. Ammmuu comes in and hugs veeru from the back and says: hey sexy handsome hunk! Kya baat hai aaj meri yaad kaise aagayi, jo tumne mujhe iss waqt yahaa bulaa liya hmm?????????? So, Veeru quickly turns around, tucks Ammuu's head in his armpit and starts giving her harsh blows on the face with his one hand, while he fixes her head in a nice position with his other hand!!!!!! 😆 So, Ammuuu starts whining and whimpering, while Veeru is giving her all the zoardaar wedgies and zabardast aur dhamaakedaar punches and all sorts of black eyes and last but not least a blunt nose!!!! 😆
So, then Ammuuu sings a song:
Kaise kyaaaaaaa hogaaya???????????????????????? 😭 😭 😆Veeru ne mujhe yaadkaar dhulaayi deke mera sexy sharp pointy naak ko blunt kardiya!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Ab koun bhaagega mere peeche???????????? Koi street Romeo lover boy bhi mujhe dekhke dar ke maare bhaag jaayega!!!!!!!! Arre kiss ko banaaoo mei apna aashiq????? Kisse apni iss badsoorat chehre ki jhalak se impress karu????? Arre jhalak to door ki baat! Mera chehraa dekhke sab to ye kahega:Karruuu paade pu pu!!!!!!! 😆 So, she quickly goes to daadu and says: Bakraa mehboob!!!!!!! Plleasssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee mujhse door matt jaa!!!! She then sings this song:
A.G.G, A.G.G, (agg : Aditiya Goat Garewal 😆 ) naa kehke mere dil mei teer maarna nahi!!!!!! Jadoo ki puppy aur jappi dede!!! Puppy aur jappi dede!!!!!!!! AGG mere chashmishbooba mujhe seduce karna nahi bhoolna! Mere saamne hot bakraa banke, mere paas rehke mujhe love karte rehnaa! AGG, AGG, mere dil pe teer maarna nahi!!!!!!!! Mujhse prem karke nikaah karle, mujhse prem karke nikaah karle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Daadu bakraa then freaks out and screams like a Princess Fiona who is getting attacked by a monster dragon. 😆 He says: Arrrrrrrree kaun hai ye shakti shaali mardo ko bhula bhalaake asmaan mei utthaake leke jaanewali churail?????????????????????????? 😆 😆 Arre ye to besharam aurato ki tara indecent saari bhi pehen rakkhi hai!!!!!! Agar issne mujhe naughty besharmo ki tara kaatneki koshish ki to????????? Hailaa, tab to sharam ki maare mei coma mei chalaajaaoonga!!! Hai re maula re !!! O maula mere, mujhe bachaale!!!!!!!!!! 😕 😕 😆 Pata nahi ye kaun si kaali kaali bhootni jaisi aankho wali zaalim female Vampire ki aulaad hai!!!!!!!!!Arre koi mujhe bachaao!! ye chaahti hai ki mei bageeche (garden) mei jaake apni chaddi utaar ke isske saath prem karu!!! Hai hai re, mei to loot gaya, barbaad hogaya re! Arre koi bachaao mujhe!!!!!!!!!!!! So, then Ammuu yells and says: Daro matt mere Mithoon Chakraborty. Mei to Vampire Bhampire ki beti nahi. Mei to tumhaari roop aur sapno ki besharam sexy raani Ammuuu hu! This time daadu yells even harder and says: Oye Chakde phatte ulloo ke patthe!!!!!!!!!! Nahi nahi! Aisa nahi ho sakta. Meri Ammu to humesha ek hot female monkey ki chehre ke saath chad pe aake mere saath romance kiya karti thi aur mei bi uski aahat ko pehchaan ke uske kamar ko zoar se pakar ke uske saath flirt kiya karta tha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tu to shamshaan ghaat ki leli doggy jaisi hai re!!!!!!!!!!!! Hai re, mujhe to darr ke maare susu aarahi hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arre koi hai re, mujhe bachaao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! baccchhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaao!!!!!!!!!!! Just then Karruuu and Veeru comes up and Karruu starts singing this song:
Meraa liver kisi naagin ki nangi statue pe fidaa hai, meraa liver kisi naagin ke sexy tan pe fida hai, ek characterless peeya hai, characterless peeya hai, besharam shrimati hai, ek dhokebaaz premika hai!!!!!!!!! 😆 So, upon hearing this Veeru ji gets even more angry and fumes with patrol and diesel. He quickly goes down, brings che (six) champagne ke bottles and smashes them one by one on daadu, Karruuu, and Ammuu. Then, they almost faint, and Veeu this time, orders twelve watermelons and once again one by one smashes them on those kumbakarna plus kambakht people's heads, and Ammuuu finally faints, and Karruu runs to her while daadu is still confused. Karruuu picks her up in his arms and says: Haiiiii meri haseen premika! Ye ka hogaaya??????????????? Teri jaisi chikni hot item ki najaane aur kitne deewane hai. Mujhe tune dhoka kyu diya??????????? Kya meri shakal dikhnemei raccoon ki tara hai??????????????? Skunk ki tara hai, ya phir a squirrel ya kisi zaleel mule ki tara hai????????Bol naa!!!!!!!!!! Tune mere ko choarke iss bakre ke paas kyu chali gayi???????????????? Kya hai iss bakre ke paas jo mere paas nahi hai????????? Iss ke paas Superman ki laal chaddi hai! Hai naa??????? Lekin, mere paas nahi hai!!!!!!!! Hai hai ye kaisi badkismati hai????????????? Mere janam ke baad meri maa ne mere liye superman ki laal chaddi nahi khareedi lekin iski sexy mummy ne isse one pair goat glasses aur superman ki chaddi ke saath saath bat man ki ears bhi dedi!!!!!!!!!! Aur meri maa ne mujhe kya di?????? Meri maa ki ears to ek dum ek Ziraffee ki tara khara hai, to mei sexy sexy batman ki ears kahaa se laoo???????Arre meraa baap ke bhi to aise ears nahi the!!!!!!!! unke ears to ekdum Amitabh Bachchan jaise the, kyu kii mera baap Raaja ji humesha Amitaabh ke films dekhte the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hai re, meri chamiyaa kabhie mere saath shaitani aur badmaashi nahi karegi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mei to zindagi bhar ek adhoora aur boring bandar banke rehjaaoonga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 O meri chamiyaa:
Tere saath badmaashi aur chumma chaati kiye bina nahi jeena Soniye tere saath badmaashi kiye bina nahi jeena Soniye!!!!!!!!! Just then, Ammuu opens her eyes and sings this song to Karruu:
Dheere dheere ek Raavan mere peeche para hai, mere peeche para mere peeche para hai. Rote rote wo gundhe binti kar raha hai, wo binti kar raha hai, wo binti kar raha hai: Kabhie tum mere smelly tail ko choar ke na jaao, mujhse prem karte karte mere saath badmaashi karke nasht aurat banjaao. 😆 Prem karte waqt, hum donone mil ke jalaaye chumma ke deeye!!! 😆 Phir ek din, galiyo mei nachaaye the wo shaitaan raakshaz mujhe apne faide ke liye. To phir tumhaare paas wapass aaoo kiss liye??????? Hum wapass aaye kiss liye????????? 😆
Ok, then, this fumes Veeru even more and this time he kicks Karruu on the stomach sooo hard with all his strength, that Karruuu almost dies, and he then slaps Ammuuu five times with the ultaa side of his hand, which turns Ammuu's cheeks into a red ghayaal tomato!! 😆 Slowly, Veeru walks toward daadu bakra and grabs him by the collar and gives him a deadly furious look, and daadu keeps stammering with intense goat fear. 😆 Veer is about to hit the goat with a guitaar, when DK comes to the rooftop,with the cops and tells them to arrest Karruu, Ammuu, and the goatbrain, because they all were working as a a combined unit to take revenge on DK, and how karruu, Ammuu and daadu bakraa got Devu baby kidnapped from that mandir, and also when karruu ammu and daadu made a plan to shoot them both at the Ardhanareshwar mandir while they take the pheras, but Veeru came in the way and fought Karruu and saved DK from going near the doors of death. They also tell the cops that Karruu and Ammuu were both involved in adultery and Ammuu first made Karruuu the hanumaan mehbooba, and then daadu the goat mehbooba; and adultery is considered a major crime. So, then, they show the videotape to the cops where daadu bakraa and Ammuuu were flirting like total behaaya people and Devu baby shows the cops the videoclip he recorded in his cellphone at the day, when Karruu and Ammuu were too busy in their gundhe gundhe prem kathaaye at the Singh mansion storeroom. 😆 So, the police puts handcuffs on daadu bakraa, Ammuu and Karruu, and while they are taking them away, Ammuu tells the police and DK, that she will now trap a police in her prem ki maaya jaal, since she has failed in trapping Karruu daadu and Veeru. 😆 The police then, gives her a tight kick on the butt and takes them all away; and DK live in Singh mansion happily ever after with their coochie cooing scenes, and Veer then goes to Pakistan and finds his sapno mei aanewali Zaara!!!! 😃 😆 Please comment. 😃
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