Guys I had two dreams yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok here goes the first one:
Nandinii, Kaajjal and Panna Chaachi go to some mandir, while Devu baby and Veer are too busy with their boring radiocity's gore gore business clients and langra Karru and bewakoof Ammu stay back at home .😆😆 😳 So, it starts raining outside, and Karru gets mischevious about the mausam. 😛😛😳 He quickly gets up from the wheelchair and goes to Ameesha's room, and slides his arms around Ammu the stupid horsie and scares her saying: whow! Ammu gets really scared and shouts, but Karru tightly puts his palm on Amuu's fat lips and shuts her up!!!!😆😆 Then he quickly carries Ammu in his arms and pins her down under him on the bed, and Ammu says: Karruuu mera shona babooo ye kya hai????????????? In reply Karru tells her: Don't worry my beautiful seahorse bhabhie, no one is at home and this is the golden opportunity to do Salaam Namaste, play jigsaw puzzles, rock and roll and sing my dil goes mmmmmm....mmmmm.........mmmmmm.... and cuddle each other ever soooo lovingly like lailee and majnu!!!!!!!!!😕😆 Wanna do some masti and flirt like besharam lovers in the rain???????????????????😉 No one is at home!!!!!!!!! It will take a lot of time for them to come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What say my beloved horsie??????? I wanna have some fun and how about you?????????I am sooo tired of acting like a shareef traditional plus aadarsh bachchaa infront of my soft safed khargoash bhai, Dev. So, wanna do something really exciting????????? So, Ameesha starts getting chills throughout her spine and gives in. So, they both go to the terrace, and Karru flirts with her sooo damnn naughtily and mischeviously and sometimes even pulls her saree pallu, and Raam Singh watches all those scenes from the main gate of Singh mansion, and gets flashbacks of his beloved old chamiyya Risili and then thinks of the way Risili cheated on him and ran away with some Ramdulaari bhai some kaala pathaan terrorist of Bhadrapur.😭😆 So, Raam Singh gets carried away in his past for sometime, and then comes back to his senses and gets a shock thinking: Why the heck would these two flirt like such besharams and why would Ammuuu dance seductively infront of Karruuu in the rain?????????????? 😕😕 So, at last Karru goes down with Ameesha totally lost in her fat lips and naasheeli eyes,and he nuzzles Ammuu's neck, and Ammuu yells out saying: Abey, why are you nuzzling my precious neck?????????? Don't you see how sharp and pointy your nose is and afterall you haven't shaved for sooo many days cause of your langrapan and your beard is poking me!!!!!! Don't you dare nuzzle me ever again, and by the way have you even brushed your teeth?????????Cause I can smell your stinky breath!!!!!!😡😆 So, Karru puts a finger on Ammuuu's lips again and shuts her up, and after going down Karruu puts her down on the bed aur phir baadal aur bhi zoar se garaj ne lagta hai aur hawaaye aur bhi besharam ho jaate hai......... aur parde idhar udhar urne lagte hai and Karru and Ammuuu are lost in their nanalands..................😳😆😆 A few days later Amuu faints!!!!😕😛 So, the doctor comes and gives them the good news about the upcoming nanna munna mehmaan and Veer is extremely happy thinking that the nanna munna mehmaan is his. (awww..poor Veer) 😆 So, Karruu and Ammuu understand that it's the nateeja of their jigsaw puzzles and they have a meeting. At the secret conference room, karruuu tells Ammuu to accuse Dev for this pregnancy and make everyone including Kaajju believe that it's Devu baby nanna munna mehmaan and Devu once forced Amuuu for the chayiyya chayiyya, because if somehow everybody believes Amuu then they will hopefully kick Devu baby out cause of the ghatiya harkat he has done, and some hissa of the property will be Ameesha's child's and that way KA can secretly rule over everything.🤢 So, Amuu listens to Karruuu and somehow brainwashes the khaandaan to believe Amuu, but Kajju sticks to her indestructible and powerful faith in Devu baby, so she refuses to believe it and hugs Devu baby, and Devu baby cries his heart out and hugs her back.😃😛 Then, Kajju and Devu baby decide to move far away from here and go to a place where nobody will find them. So, Devu baby and Kajju baby move to Darjeeling and settles there beside some beautiful cliff and they also build a lovenest tabela, and spend their honeymoon there, and after nine months Kajju gives birth to three daughters (teen betiyaa ek saath) 😃and at that time, Raam Singh tells the family members the truth that he saw on the roof top at that rainy day and everyone gets shellshocked and finally everyone regrets for what they have done by kicking DK out and so they kick out Karruuu, Ammuuu, and their voracious badmaash bachchaa and they start putting ads in the newspapers for DK, and finally they find DK and bring them back to Singh mansion along with their three chwwweeettt daughters, DK then go infront of NT mom's picture and take her blessings and DK live happily ever after.😳
My second dream:
Ok, so Shivvuu bandar and Sonu chick get married with a dhamaakedaar celebration, and the scene shifts to their suhaag raat room.😆😳 So, Shivvuu bandar comes in the room with his dirty smile and lifts Sonu's chin, and Sonu looks at him like a desperate house wife.😆 Shivvuuu bandar gives a confused expression and after a while Sonu chick hands Shivvuuu the glass containing the badaam ka dood, and Shivvuuu gulps it down and again looks at her and this time he gives her a dirty flirtatious look in such a way as if he is looking at Sonu with boori nazar.😡😆😆 Then, he keeps trying to hold Sonu closer and constantly tries to woo her, but too bad Sonu chick looks disinterested in that monkey face.😆 Suddenly, he feels as if some choohas are running inside his stomach and he feels a sudden urge to go to the toilet and by mistake he farts out loud infront of Sonu and also burps and Sonu provides a disgusted look and moves away and covers her nose with her exquisite dupatta.🤣So, that means that Sonu chick mixed loose motion honeki goaliyaa in that badaam ka dood.😆 Shivvuuu bandar then quickly runs into the washroom, does his khaas kaam, and flushes the toilet and finally comes out, and gives a very tired look in such a way as if all the sugar, and glucose have gone out of his body!!!!!😆😆 So, again he feels that sudden urge and goes to the toilet and flushes it, and keeps going. At the same time Sonu chick gets really bored and decides to go out and have some fun with Karan in some nightclub. So, Sonu leaves a chitthi on the table for Shivvvvuuuu saying she is going to some so called night club cause she is not interested in watching him suffering from loose motion and sweating like a mule.😆 So, Shivvuuu gets more mad and suppresses himself from venting it out, because he again feels the sudden urge to go to the washroom. So, he carries on with the diarrhea session. Now, the scene shifts to the nightclub, where Sonu chick is wearing a short mini skirt like that day, when Dev's car bumped into hers. They are going crazzyy, drinking, and swaying back and forth while the song where's the party tonight is being played. On the other side, Shivvuuu is having soooo many difficulties handling his diarrhea problem and he is unable to find some Orsalines ( it's like white powder in a pack that you mix with water and gulp down when you have a diarrhea), so he calls up Sonu chick and asks her: Haal kaisa hai janaab ka, and in reply Sonu says: Pet kharaap hai kya aap ka?😆 So, Shivvuuu asks her where the Orsalines are and Sonu tells him that they are probably in the wardrobe drawer, and he should check there. Shivvuuu finds the Orsalines, thanks Sonu and hangs up the phone. Exactly at that time Dev and Nandinii bhabhie also lands up there in search of Karan, because he hasn't reached home yet, everyone is worried and that nightclub is Karruuu's favourite place, so they land up there, and Nandinii gets a shock when she sees Karruuu dancing his pants off with Sonu chick, and gets really heartbroken and Devu baby's jaw drops on the floor after seeing such a ghatiya scene. Nandinii then goes to the bar and orders a glass of watermelon juice. She takes the watermelon juice and smashes the glass along with the juice on Karan's head filled with brown bandar hair.😆 Karruuu gets shocked and asks why she is here and in reply Nandu (nandinii) tells him that how could you dare to ditch me like this haa????????? How????????????????????????? What do you think???I am a lifeless puppet who will never realize anything and will keep dancing at your tunes?????????????? What do I lack????????????? Why the heck are you enjoying with this whisky jaisi gundhi item?????????? I am a chikni item, so you better like me, not her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Karruuu gets mad and tells her: Oh, why shouldn't I enjoy with this moti cool item???????? I don't wish to enjoy with a chikni hot item like you, cause you never have time for me, and you just keep doing all those poojas. You are always busy with your durga pooja, laxmi pooja, Shiv raatri and all, and you never wear a sexy transparent nighty and you don't dance seductively infront of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have never tried to seduce me, you never get drunk infront of me like a total besharam, and you think that I look like a hanumaan baabu but this Sonu chick likes my hanumaan ways soooo muchhh that I don't have any words to express it,and now leave!!!!!!!!!! So, Nandinii and Devu baby leave and at the same time Sonu fumes with fire because she never knew Karrruuu bandar was married and a chikni hot item was living with him. She takes off her high heels and starts beating Karruuu, and finally she too leaves. At home Nandinii orders the divorce papers and decides to divorce Karruu and kick him out again, while on the other side, Sonu goes to Shivvuuu and says: she is ready to like him, but she has three conditions. First of all, leave out the drugs and all naasheeli dawayiyya, second, turn into an aadarsh banda of Gannu bhayiyya, and third, get an eye transplantation done, because his eyes are always affected with laal mirchi disease which scares Sonu's pants off. So, Shivvuuu bandar agrees and Sonu takes care of him and takes him to the doctor cause of his diarrhea problem and Shivvuuu bandar gets an eye transplabtation done, stops wearing that black scarf under his shirt, stops gambling, and finally he gets admitted to some hospital for proper treatment, so that he can refrain from drugs, and DK and Shivvvuuu and Sonu chick lives happily ever after.
The End.😃 Please comment.
Zareen.
Arjun
Cricket
