A Funny OS Based on Yesterday's Epi! (English Version on Pg 3) - Page 2

Originally posted by: neenabinu

This was superb... a hilarious take on the epi ...
loved reading it Kalpana

Originally posted by: FireNIce

WOW!!! 😃

This was just FANTASTIC! 👏

Thank you for this. With so much drama going on in the show, this was much needed comic relief!

Originally posted by: farz_parachute

Crack fic!!!

HEELAREEUSSS!!!

Oh you cracked me up indeed.

The end. YES TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS!!!

Hehehe

Originally posted by: simran_singh_24

I'm going to be thinking of this while watching the epi.

Hilarious 🤣

Originally posted by: .sushmitha.

Res...

Unres...

Kappa Rani... I just love you yaar!!!

Hi,

I am Kalpana and this one shot came into my head after watching yesterday aka 4th May's Episode. I felt that the episode was hilarious and hence, this is more of a crack fic. It is dedicated to Mithi with whom I pass comments while watching this show. She hooked me onto the show and it is her response to my comments that triggered this one shot in my mind. Thanks Mithi!

Now onwards to the story, what would have happened if SK and Nayi Sanam had seen Jannat aka Sanam in the Ladies' Room?

Warning: This is a crack fic! Laugh and enjoy but don't take it seriously!

"Jannat!"

"Sanam!"

Both ladies shrieked as they took in the face of the lady in the burkha. One was shocked but not surprised. Allah Miyaah! From where did you send her? I was so peacefully planning to bomb this place! Now this plan also went to dogs! The other lady was beyond horror. No! She cannot be alive! She is dead! Now what should I do? Aahilji is also standing outside!

The lady in the burkha jumped in shock at the sudden shouts. Haaye Allah! What was that! She looked to her left and blinked in surprise. Her first thought was... How much over make-up has this lady done! Then she turned to her right. Oh! Its an air hostess! She turned back to wash her face when her eyes widened and she looked back at the girl who gave her a smirk. "Hello Jannat!", SK purred.

That brought the Nayi Sanam, whom I shall refer to as NS, out of her stupor, "Jannat! Arre! This is not Jannat, this is Sanam!", NS helpfully informed SK. Jannat and SK frowned in confusion.

"Arre! O Dumb Girl! This is Jannat!", SK announced and Jannat nodded. She was not Sanam, she was Jannat!

"By the way, who are you?", SK asked in confusion.

NS grinned eagerly, "Me? I am New Sanam!"

"Oh! Then who is the Old Sanam?", Jannat wondered.

NS pointed at Jannat making her eyes widen.

Jannat shook her head.

"No! I am not Sanam!", Jannat announced.

NS huffed, "You are Sanam!"

"I am not!", Jannat huffed.

"You are!", NS growled.

"No!", Jannat stomped her foot.

"Yes!", NS hissed.

"ARRE JUST SHUT UP!", SK roared making both the ladies shut up.

"I don't care whether she is Jannat, Sanam, Seher, Sunehri or Zoya!", SK growled, "I have to kill her or else she will go and warn the police about me!"

SK waved her knife at Jannat making her gulp. Ya Allah! Somebody come and save me! Shaad! Help!

"ONE MINUTE!", now it was NS's turn to roar.

SK looked at NS in annoyance while Jannat looked with hope. May be she will save me! But Jannat's hopes were dashes away when NS pouted, "You cannot kill her! She has to die from my hands!"

"Why? Why will you kill her?" SK growled. How the hell this overdose of make-up come and destroy my chance at killing Zoya? No Jannat! No Sanam! No! Arre what is her name! This is more confusing than my own names and I have had four till now.

NS spoke bringing SK out of her thoughts, "Because she stole my Aahilji from me!"

SK rolled her eyes, "Arre overdose of make-up! She stole only your man! But when it came to me, she destroyed my whole plan to bomb the country! I was on the verge of destroying Pakistan", here SK sniffed, still heartbroken about her plans, "But this girl pour water onto my plans!"

SK pointed at Jannat and NS's eyes widened too, "Yours too? She poured water on my plans too!"
"What?", Sk was in shock. Is this just Jannat or granddaughter of Sherlock Holmes? She pours water on everyone's plans!

"So it is decided!", NS announced, "I will kill her!"

"No! I will kill her!", SK growled.

"Me", NS shouted.

"Me", SK waved her knife.

NS did not back off, "Me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

All this while, Jannat remained frozen in shock but now she came out of shock and watched with wide eyes as two ladies fought over how to kill her. Suddenly, Jannat had an idea, "STOP IT!", she growled, "You want to kill me right? Kill me! But only that person will kill me who is capable of killing me!"

"I am capable! Because I am a terrorist!", SK announced.

"Arre! What if you are terrorist!", NS spluttered, "I am not even alive. I have won against death!"

"Arre! I can scare the whole country.", SK growled.

"So what! I can make a dead person alive!", NS preened.

"I am capable!", SK shouted.

"I am capable!", NS shouted back.

Jannat intervened, "Arre! Only those persons are capable of killing me who can win my choice of game!"

"Which one?"

"Which one?"

Jannat grinned, "Catfight!"

NS glared at SK. Sk glared back. Both roared and started fighting. Jannat grinned eagerly at the fight. Waah! How awesomely they are fighting! Hit her SK hit her! And New Sanam! Don't leave SK! Oh! How I wish there was some popcorn here! That's when Jannat remembered her plan. She had planned to run away the moment these girls started fighting. Run Jannat Run! She scrambled out of the room and slammed right into someone.

"O I am so sorr... Sanam!", the man who clashed into her exclaimed.

Jannat had a bad urge to scream.

"Move!", Jannat growled.

"Sanam...", the man who was Aahil whispered.

Sanam growled at him, "Arre! We can play Sanam Jannat Sanam later! Right now I want to talk to my husband! I need him! Move aside!"

"But Sanam...", Aahil stuttered, "I am your husband! You need me!"

Jannat huffed, "Are you in army?"

Aahil shook his head.

"Can you catch a criminal and cuff them?", Jannat asked.

Aahil shook in negative again.

Jannat growled, "Then you are of no use to me! I need my other husband! Move!"

Jannat pushed Aahil out of the way and met Shaad. She told him about SK being in ladies room and soon SK was arrested and escorted out by Indian Army while NS looked on confusedly.

Jannat sighed in relief. One vamp down, one to go! Suddenly, someone stood by her and whispered, "Sanam! You are here? In front of me?"

Jannat rolled her eyes. Seriously! Seriously? I just had two vamps dying to kill me and you are already sticking Aahil on me? Give me a break!

Soon Shaad joined her, "Jannat! You are ok, right?"

Now Jannat seriously wanted to scream. This is getting ridiculous.

"This is not Jannat! This is my Sanam!", Aahil growled.

Shaad growled back, "This is my Jannat, not Sanam!"

In between them, Jannat rolled her eyes. Here we go again! Then suddenly she brightened up. Hey! I can get them to fight too! And these two are men! They will definitely remove their shirts! Jannat happily wandered off to hunt for a popcorn seller! This time I am so not going to miss out on the popcorns.

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed the one shot!

I know it was way too crackish but this is what happens when a crazy fangirl of Qubool Hai jokes about yesterday's episode with me!

Mithi! This is what you get when you indulge my crackpot comments while watching the show!

Thank you, take care and have fun,

Kalpana

Originally posted by: Raingoddess

This was epic 🤣 Thank u so much for this funny OS! 😆 It was so good! No seriously! Its not easy to make people laugh! Very well done ⭐️

Originally posted by: darlingpinks

This was really funny. Thank u so much. Still laughing. Take their shirts off🤣