YHM Classroom 101: How to save a marriage

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Eyes-Wide-Shut

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Posted: 10 years ago

YHM Classroom 101: How to save a marriage

I watched the last 5 episodes in 30 minutes averaging 6 minutes an episode so this will not make any sense, not that it makes sense otherwise but today the senseless will be exponential.

Disclaimer: This is purely for shits and giggles; no offence is meant to anyone. Also I do not mind people using Madrasan Virgin Mary as a term on various social media platforms but do it with a disclaimer so as to not offend anyone's religious sentiments.

Once open a time there used to be a sane male character in the world of Hindi television named Mihir, he was a balanced individual with minimal theatrics and possessed normal human range of emotional spectrum. But as all good things come to an end, so did this character once he got married to a basic bitch called Rinki. Shit hit the fan, life became a cluster F**k and the demise of one and only sane character in YHM began. This is the story of Mihir losing his sanity obviously to gain TRP, I mean dumbness = TRP duh!

To solve a marital problem one has to be married in the first place! Enter Madrasi Virgin Mary and the dumb-mute Bhalla clan with their daughter freshly left at the alter. I mean God forbid we celebrate the fact that our daughter got saved from a horrible alliance, Nooo! Primary concern is SHAADI!

#Women's self respect be damned

#Education is overrated

#Left at alter = Taboo

#Marriage is the be all end all

#Find a groom who clearly isn't over his past because you know...at this point who gives a flying F**k

#Let's not take a moment to calm down and weigh our options

#Must get basic bitch married

Shaadi happens, the good for nothing daughter is handed over to a man still in love with his ex and clearly not over the past.

#Sanu ki

#Good riddance buh bye basic bitch

#Beti is bojh

#Punjabi mom's happiness is of the utmost importance

Hai nazar naa lage iss dysfunctional jodi ko!

Shit hits the fan, the sane boy married to basic bitch is losing his marbles while still being in love with his ex. The poor man drinks ONE night to let loose and says logical things that is common knowledge to everyone but finds out his life to be a cluster F**k, let's not foget the bad hangover.

#Haww Mihir still loves Mihika

#No shit Sherlock

#How is this news

#How is this not common knowledge

#Where is the surprise element in this fact

#More importantly why are we blaming alcohol for this

#Major facepalm

#Logic..you are cute! Logic and YHM don't go together

Obviously when dimwit Rinki finds out the already known fact that her husband is still in love with his ex, she overacts and leaves him! Duh! Who has time to act mature and I don't know maybe talk things out.

#Taking is overrated

#Dimwit drama = TRP

#Over-reaction is the name of the game

#Let's not be thankful to have found a good friend in your husband

#Basic bitch status must be maintained

#Must act like a rich spoiled brat

#You aren't a Bhalla if you don't over-react, not think and blame the entire world for your problems

#Bhallas be cool like that

To fix this marriage enter the most dysfunction couple of all times, namely Ms. Madrasi Virgin Mary and Celibate puttar. I mean who better to give marriage advice then a man who kicks his wife out, hurl abuses at her and doesn't think of them as a team. And who better than a woman who is ready to fix all the problems in the world BUT won't work on fixing her own marriage.

#Mehh no F**ks given at this point

#Giving advice is sooo much more fun than following it

#Married for a year yet haven't talked about our own marital problems

#Aakhir umeed peh toh duniya kayam hai

So Madrasi Virgin Mary and celibate puttar with the help of the dimwit Bhalla clan, a 'lawyer' and a moron of an ex (Subbu) come up with a fantabulous plan of saving this dysfunctional marriage...drum roll please...it's f**king couple's game! Duh! What else saves a marriage?

#We be fit like that

#Couple's counseling be damned

#5K run to save your marriage

#What is marriage if not just games

#Talking...what is that?

#Triathlon is the answer to all your marital problems

#Win! because cool games = TRP, story be damned

#Audiences have zero expectations

#Why fix it if it ain't broken

Meanwhile the audience of YHM

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Veeann

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Posted: 10 years ago

Res

Ok, this will be under construction for a bit cause I can't keep two windows open on my ipad or some shit like that. So Doc do not look at this until I say so in a post saying so.

Ok, finally completed. Doc, you can read this now, and note this took longer than updating my ff did.

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This was me when I realised I had resd first:

But then the pressure set in. I became all nervous and anxious:

Then I decided to call upon my old friend Vodka. I did this after consultation with you Doc. And then I was fine:

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So then I did a first skim through and this was my initial reaction :

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Now for the lessons themselves.

May I say that I thought this show was hoping to promote naya soch. So girl must get married, is shamed if bigamous groom is discovered at the altar, education is not important, but Shaadi is the be all and end all of existence etc etc are naya soch?? Damn, my parents did something wrong then !!!!

Hmmm. This is my reaction to naya soch:

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Mihir my friend, alcohol is not the answer sometimes. Next time try this:

And when you are done, pass it around to the Bhallas n Iyers too (Disclaimer: I am not promoting the use of mind altering substances. But if you watch YHM these days, sometimes help is necessary)

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Rinki you are a f**king idiot. Here is what I think of your tantrums:

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You know I love Puttar n biwi right. I can't say anything snarky to Puttar or biwi. So for Puttar n biwi, this is my pyar bhara advice:

Them things below your nose, they be called lips. Here is a pictorial aid:

Now, use them. This is what you do:

Until you have done this, do not advise anyone else on marital issues.

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Doc, your gifs n lessons are hilarious. The Judaii gif has to be my all time fav. And as for Bhaag Lolo Bhaag, words fail me.

Your disclaimer is hysterical. With the amount of sensitive souls around, it is probs needed to. Here's to everyone reading this. Chill guys.

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fugitives123

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Posted: 10 years ago

mind blowing bhavs!!!

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Vedika211

@Vedika211

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Posted: 10 years ago

LOL!

I give up on this show, but you all make me never want to give up on this forum. 😃

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.TIA.

@.TIA.

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Posted: 10 years ago

Res 😆 😆

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I don't know what to say now 🤣 🤣

This is like the best ever 👏 👏 👏

Rinky. That's what ur bhai should have done to u.

Neil today was like.

Puttar just take Biwi in ur arms,be nice to her...go down on ur knees n apologise n then just say it

Doc this was super.

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vidya.anand

@vidya.anand

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Posted: 10 years ago

I was off all topics in the forum but this thread broke my silent fast 🤣 Moun vrat to be precise 😆

First of all let me laugh out loud multiple times cos each of your point cracks me up so much. but the irony is that they are all nothing but the truth and not plain jokes which we laugh and forget about.

SO before I start on my rants about the whole issue discussed in this class, I request you to do a session of 'how to/not to ruin a character?' 'how to/not to get married?' 'How to get divorced?'

Rinki was sensible and mature enough. she wanted to study. usse force karke shaadi karwaaya.

total 360 degree turn hogayi...maturity, sensitivity, sensibility sab gaya tel lene...saath hi saath chala gaya usska friendship for MIhir, all the trust she used to vouch for Mihir and Ishita. sab kuch chala gaya...So officially Rinki has lost it just like Raman, Ishita etc etc

Her over reaction is just OTT...I mean come on yaar, give that poor guy a break. he loves Mihika and thats nothing hidden. She reacts as if she discovered him cheating upon her. Her stubborn attitude of not even listening to Mihir's apology proves that she is not yet grown up for marriage. so get her divorced, train her to become a responsible woman and then get her remarried...😆 I know thoda complicated hai but YHM is all about complications na?

tongue twisters fail before YHM relationships.

Raman's ex wife's brother Mihir is also his brother. Mihir is also Raman's present wife's brother. Mihir was in love with his mooh bola behen's sister but marries his mooh bola bhai's sister.

Raman's sister's husband tries to rape Raman's wife but his smarty wife ties a rakhi and makes him her brother.

so Ishita has a lot of brothers, not to forget her jeeju who also acts like her brother.

Inspite of so many brothers and sisters, her lauta husband treats her like his maid and throws her out of house at the drop of a hat. But yeah, he loves her, cares for her, does anything for her and can even die for her but gussa hua toh utaake ghar ke baahar phekta hai.

there is a saying in tamil, "Anaikara kai thaan adikum...adikara kai thaan anaikum"

[the hand which hugs u, slaps you too...and vice versa]

another saying which is apt for Ishita's short term memory and deficiency in self respect is "kallaanaalum kadavul, pullaanaalum purushan" meaning even if stone, he is God...even if grass, he is husband 😆🤣

madrasi biwi stands by these sayings...aadarsh biwi hai yaaron...only thing is she doesnt fulfill one main clause of a marriage and u know what that is...get the kissing corner ready...get the door locks in place...check if the bed is stable...and oh yes, throw all haddis out before u lock the door 😉🤣

If patience and more of such virtues were transplant-able then transfer some from our madrasi biwi to Rinki. ek ke paas unn sab ka over dose hai and the other has a deficiency. 😆🤣

The best comedy in this whole fiasco are the people who are lecture and trying to patch up Rinki and Mihir. I mean Ishita and Raman, ppl who havent even progressed the first step in a relationship give lectures on relationship and marriages.

I laugh out when Ishita says, "ab mere aur Raman ko dekh lo...kitne problems teh, kitne jagadte hai blah blah..."

and I want to snap her short and say, "HO madrasan...jagadte teh nahi jagadte ho...and its not even simple...yeh sab nhok jhok nahi hai...divorce ke reasons bann sakte hai..."

I really cant understand what are Ishra made of...are they really a man and woman who are married for more than a year now? how old are they?

are they really fit to be married? are they fit to be parents?

No I am not bashing them yaar...these are my genuine innocent questions to the CVs.

Rinki ki shaadi mein problems...so I throw my wife out...Wife rolls away to her amma's house.

None, not even the concerned party remembers the gravity of those words uttered just the previous day.

Silly banters and taunts again. Yes we like nhok jhoks but this is ridiculous and far far far from reality.

'EGO' really Raman? have u heard about self esteem? respect? langdi jhansi ki rani??? that just put me off in a shot...

and Ishita, u dont find anything wrong in being thrown out. you just want him to call back and u will go behind him, is it?

Just stop advising ppl and do something big to roll back putthar into a normal husband. become shameless, seduce him and tie him onto ur pallu...😆😉

Haan thodi bohat bashing toh hogi tumaari...but thats nothing new for you...part of life...but first get ur life on track.! 😉

ok lecture bohat hogayi...sorry...ab khatam 😆

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namratha

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Posted: 10 years ago

Not to forget the split personality syndrome of puttar who just a min before the situation arised promised biwi that he would consider her happiness first from now on...why confess now anyway cos its fake and we don't care if even do..!!

Next up is this amazing word EGO he uses for the minimal self respect biwi still has in her to stay back at mom's place..
Well biwi still wants to give him his medication... Funny how she can have a banter with a man who asked her to get out of her house for no reason

Then they will go ahead and make it look like they are indivisible couple
Well immaturity and teenage harmonies still exisit...!!

The classroom and your comments are spot on...! 👏

Edited by namratha.shree - 10 years ago