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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Bhola and his wife file an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Bhola replies: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
An old indian ladie whos just been shopping sklips on some ice and says "Hai mere kismat." Then an english man walks past and says "Hi merry christmas to you to!"
Bhola with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"That scoundrel called back."
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Bhola and his wife file an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Bhola replies: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
An old indian ladie whos just been shopping sklips on some ice and says "Hai mere kismat." Then an english man walks past and says "Hi merry christmas to you to!"
Bhola with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"That scoundrel called back."
Jhanak
Shiv Shakti
