100 Choohe Khakar Billota Haz ko chala ( A proverb)

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Jab ALi ko corner kiya to mai peeche jameen par gir gir kar has raha tha


Jab Dimpy ko joota maara gaya to mai uski nakal utaar kar has raha tha


Jab phone task kii baat aayi to maine Ali ke Gareebi ke dino ke raaj bole kai baar jisse vo instigate ho jaaye


Jab Soni ke muh par FOam maara gaya to mujhe to itti hasi aayi kii towel se muh chipakar hasa


Jab mere BB house ke guardian ne Karishma ko dufferandu bola to mai to khoob hasa karta tha

Jab Gayish Majak bane ALi ke uper to mujhe bhi badhamaza aaya.haste hue dekha honga aapne mujhe WKW ke vaar mai.. Arey vo to joke tha buddhu !!


Jab mere BB house ke Guardian Logo ke khane ko lekar bhi commenting karte the jo bahut hi cheapo harkate hai maine un sab sessions mai participate kiya

Jab Karishma and Upen kaal ove angle chala to mai ban gaya moral police and Rusbah ke liye chintit raha par yaad hai naaa jab mere dost Pritam ne mujhe roka Diandra se jyada bathroom mai jaane keliye to maine bol diya use kii Mind your own business .. yaad hai naa jabek saath so rahe the hum!! Mere private mamle mai thore hi naa koi kuch keh sakta hai


Jab Upen ne bola kii face thor dunga to mai khoob roya uar bola kii I will bring thishouse down and mujhe jaana hai bahar!! Par aaj mujhe gussa aaya to maine khud se hi bola kii boxing dikhau tujhe !!!



Lekin agar mujhe aaj gandha bola gaya to mai Rounga!! jinhone mujhe support bhi kiya maine unhe bhi sunayaa ( Sambhavna and Rahul ). Maine to upen par jhoota ilzaam bhi lagaya kii vo has raha tha

Kyonki Kyonki..

Jab mai bolu to mere dil mai kuch nahi. I still like you.

Jab doosra bole to vo insana nahi.. Insaaniyat nahi usme .. saare logo ko dosti kaafarz nibhana hai ab.Jonki mai kehta firta huun kii vo mere dost hai hi nahi .
Mai akela huun sab mere agaisnt hai ... buhuuu buhuuu 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭


Isiliye Kabhi Kisi time par kisi mahanubhav ne yeh kahavat banayi thi


100 choohe khakar billota haz ko chala

P.S. this is not name calling . this is a muhavara . This is not to target any religion or give someone a name. This is a metaphor not simile.

and to stop me being the sexist, I have only changed the gender.




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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: kakka_ji_kahin

Jab ALi ko corner kiya to mai peeche jameen par gir gir kar has raha tha


Jab Dimpy ko joota maara gaya to mai uski nakal utaar kar has raha tha


Jab phone task kii baat aayi to maine Ali ke Gareebi ke dino ke raaj bole kai baar jisse vo instigate ho jaaye


Jab Soni ke muh par FOam maara gaya to mujhe to itti hasi aayi kii towel se muh chipakar hasa


Jab mere BB house ke guardian ne Karishma ko dufferandu bola to mai to khoob hasa karta tha

Jab Gayish Majak bane ALi ke uper to mujhe bhi badhamaza aaya.haste hue dekha honga aapne mujhe WKW ke vaar mai.. Arey vo to joke tha buddhu !!


Jab mere BB house ke Guardian Logo ke khane ko lekar bhi commenting karte the jo bahut hi cheapo harkate hai maine un sab sessions mai participate kiya

Jab Karishma and Upen kaal ove angle chala to mai ban gaya moral police and Rusbah ke liye chintit raha par yaad hai naaa jab mere dost Pritam ne mujhe roka Diandra se jyada bathroom mai jaane keliye to maine bol diya use kii Mind your own business .. yaad hai naa jabek saath so rahe the hum!! Mere private mamle mai thore hi naa koi kuch keh sakta hai


Jab Upen ne bola kii face thor dunga to mai khoob roya uar bola kii I will bring thishouse down and mujhe jaana hai bahar!! Par aaj mujhe gussa aaya to maine khud se hi bola kii boxing dikhau tujhe !!!



Lekin agar mujhe aaj gandha bola gaya to mai Rounga!! jinhone mujhe support bhi kiya maine unhe bhi sunayaa ( Sambhavna and Rahul ). Maine to upen par jhoota ilzaam bhi lagaya kii vo has raha tha

Kyonki Kyonki..

Jab mai bolu to mere dil mai kuch nahi. I still like you.

Jab doosra bole to vo insana nahi.. Insaaniyat nahi usme .. saare logo ko dosti kaafarz nibhana hai ab.Jonki mai kehta firta huun kii vo mere dost hai hi nahi .
Mai akela huun sab mere agaisnt hai ... buhuuu buhuuu😭


Isiliye Kabhi Kisi time par kisi mahanubhav ne yeh kahavat banayi thi


<font size="5">100 choohe khakar billota haz ko chala</font>

P.S. this is not name calling . this is a muhavara . This is not to target any religion or give someone a name. This is a metaphor not simile.

and to stop me being the sexist, I have only changed the gender.







Bang on!!!

Tussi to chaa gaye kakkaji 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ohh god such a long post...U spent so much time for Gautam? Even we fans dont create such long posts.
U must be deeply in love with Gautam! Great...keep voting for him.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Truly a GG fan... Itna lamba dedication 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Debamalya

Ohh god such a long post...U spent so much time for Gautam? Even we fans dont create such long posts.

U must be deeply in love with Gautam! Great...keep voting for him.

keep talking abt gautam plz his IF points are increasing thanks for your support really appreciate
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I will agree with you on his random bawling about no one standing up for him. TBH, even I being on his support side, know he has barely ever stood up for anyone in the house, besides Punz and Pritam. Pritam during the Dimpy bit. Even though it was a wrong stand to take. But still, he did support his friend against another friend, even though he had more to lose by not taking up for Dimpy.

I do agree his being so worked up for no one standing up for him was too much because Sambhy and Rahul and even Karishma did stand up for him. I find that a bit far fetched on his part and I was inately cursing him for giving people a reason to point out his histrionics.

Although, I do not condemn his crying at all. Crying over what ALi told him was natural and has been time and again done by every contestant on this show, including your own favorites.

Calling out on his friends unnecessarily is wrong, although him crying to comments by Ali was natural and happens to the best of people. So calling him a sissy and going all matronly strict on him for breaking some kind of personality code is wrong and a little hypocritical.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Brilliant post! 👍🏼

Shows his inherent double standards and hypocrisy throughout the season.

This guy is seriously delusional and has issues.
Edited by Kwerky23 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Jst one question agar yehi sb pritam kt k sath hota toh bh yehi bolte ap
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Posted: 11 years ago
#9

Originally posted by: ankusanu

Jst one question agar yehi sb pritam kt k sath hota toh bh yehi bolte ap

Nehi baba...they are obsessed with Gautam. They love him more than us!! 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Are kaka jee!!! Aap kitne obsessed ho GG se? This is like the 100th post of yours on GG today. Lagta aapka bhi dil aagaya hai Gauti ke til peh takle Ali ki tarah? 😳 😉

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