100 Choohe Khakar Billota Haz ko chala ( A proverb) - Page 4

Originally posted by: kakka_ji_kahin

Jab ALi ko corner kiya to mai peeche jameen par gir gir kar has raha tha

Jab Dimpy ko joota maara gaya to mai uski nakal utaar kar has raha tha

Jab phone task kii baat aayi to maine Ali ke Gareebi ke dino ke raaj bole kai baar jisse vo instigate ho jaaye

Jab Soni ke muh par FOam maara gaya to mujhe to itti hasi aayi kii towel se muh chipakar hasa

Jab mere BB house ke guardian ne Karishma ko dufferandu bola to mai to khoob hasa karta tha

Jab Gayish Majak bane ALi ke uper to mujhe bhi badhamaza aaya.haste hue dekha honga aapne mujhe WKW ke vaar mai.. Arey vo to joke tha buddhu !!

Jab mere BB house ke Guardian Logo ke khane ko lekar bhi commenting karte the jo bahut hi cheapo harkate hai maine un sab sessions mai participate kiya

Jab Karishma and Upen kaal ove angle chala to mai ban gaya moral police and Rusbah ke liye chintit raha par yaad hai naaa jab mere dost Pritam ne mujhe roka Diandra se jyada bathroom mai jaane keliye to maine bol diya use kii Mind your own business .. yaad hai naa jabek saath so rahe the hum!! Mere private mamle mai thore hi naa koi kuch keh sakta hai

Jab Upen ne bola kii face thor dunga to mai khoob roya uar bola kii I will bring thishouse down and mujhe jaana hai bahar!! Par aaj mujhe gussa aaya to maine khud se hi bola kii boxing dikhau tujhe !!!

Lekin agar mujhe aaj gandha bola gaya to mai Rounga!! jinhone mujhe support bhi kiya maine unhe bhi sunayaa ( Sambhavna and Rahul ). Maine to upen par jhoota ilzaam bhi lagaya kii vo has raha tha

Kyonki Kyonki..

Jab mai bolu to mere dil mai kuch nahi. I still like you.

Jab doosra bole to vo insana nahi.. Insaaniyat nahi usme .. saare logo ko dosti kaafarz nibhana hai ab.Jonki mai kehta firta huun kii vo mere dost hai hi nahi .

Mai akela huun sab mere agaisnt hai ... buhuuu buhuuu 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Isiliye Kabhi Kisi time par kisi mahanubhav ne yeh kahavat banayi thi

100 choohe khakar billota haz ko chala

P.S. this is not name calling . this is a muhavara . This is not to target any religion or give someone a name. This is a metaphor not simile.

and to stop me being the sexist, I have only changed the gender.