10. Kuttay, Kameenay main tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Main tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumhaaray bina marr jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyaeh hai bhagwaan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meray peechay lagi hui hai.
----> And the number one statement is .....
1. Main tumhaaray bachche ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyaan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- main yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya keh rahain hai, bhai sahab
- Bhaiyaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!
- Maa, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj main bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre esay to tezz bukhaar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar jo mujhay haat bhee lagaya
and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai toh saamne aao ...
- Guards, isay dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pose kar bada kiya hai..
- Ab tumaari maa hamaare kabze main hai
- Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Nahin yeh nahi ho sakta....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- yeh bechaari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hoon?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hoon"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwaan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
aaj pahli baar kuch maang rahi hoon........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LAMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
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