Hello homo sapiens.. I am Mr. Rat Cheesebuster . You must be wondering what I am doing here and why am I even talking to you. But let me tell you, after going through a horrifying experience, everything else seems normal. I am yet to recover from the trauma. My counsellor (yes, we do have counsellors, how do you think we survive in your world?) suggested that I share my experience with other rats, but I thought why not share it with you as a reminder as to how cruel your species can be.
It all happened last week. When this incident happened, I was in SPACE academy's storage room. Why, you may ask. Because that is where my home is you idiots. There I was minding my own business, dreaming about that blue cheese I saw in that French place where I went for dinner last night.
Suddenly I was rudely interrupted from my drooling session by one of the female variety of your own species. I could hear her talking to some people outside the store room.
"Manik, you guys just wait there only. I will quickly get the sitar from inside. I will be back in a sec" said this lady, while entering into my house. Hello...no manners at all. You knock and ask permission before you enter someone's house. Anyhow, there she was, uninvited guest, invading my space. She was searching for some Sitar, creating havoc.
I could not stand any more. I had to take control of the situation and went into the battle headlong. I went in front of her and asked her to leave immediately and that she is unwelcome here. She looked at me and I looked at her. She blinked once, twice and I blinked once, twice.
Then she let out a wail which shook the whole building. "Lady.. please calm down. No need for this. You just leave and it will all be over. Please, my ears..miss...are you even listening. Stop screaming and my name is not Manik, you must have been confused. How many times do you have to take that name. Hello..hello???"
I tried to make her understand that I am no criminal, that she is behaving like this. I am a gentle-rat. And when will she stop saying "Manik...Manik".
"Manik, help me!!!..." She started screaming with higher decibel. She looks so tiny for your species, but let me tell you, man, she has mind numbing voice.
All I heard next was this monstrous voice calling "Nandini...what happened? Wait I am coming there!!". I could understand that this woman's name is Nandini and she calling someone called Manik. She has called freaking cavalry...shame on her. Here I was fighting my own battles and she is calling her bodyguard. Not fair.
End of PART 1
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MD
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