So...WHAT did today's episode make me feel??
The only difference between Madhuri beating her chest in this song, and me screaming my lungs out is - she didn't think of stabbing her neck with it...whereas after watching today's episode, I TOTALLY did...
ISHITA YASHODHA BHALLA used the AIRPORT AUTHORITIES to get PROOF that her husband is not a terrorist, isn't lying about going off to Singapore and that he LOVES her?? She has roped in the stupid airport staff to help her FIND OUT whether Raman has been secretly desiring her, with the help of a POLYGRAPH test?? So now this is the use such tests have come to?? So now, in addition to finding out whether airports might be visited by potential terrorists, polygraph tests shall be used in association with AIRPORT staff to find out whether ur husband loves you or not...
Why are people bothering with reality shows like Sach ka Saamna and Emotional Atyachar, to find out about their partners' loyalty...they shud just run off to the airport and ask the staff ki "hey, I think my husband doesn't have the balls to tell me he loves me...and since I've been acting like Virgin Mary since more than a year of being married, and havnt exactly helped his case..PLEASE, please help me in finding out the truth.."
I totally, TOTALLY hated it when she barged into the room screaming "RAMAN BHALLA!" NOW that was RUDE! So she finds it absolutely adorable to charge Mr. R. Bhalla and hold him by the collar, right in front of the authorities, demanding to know whether he loves her or not...WHY is he obliged to tell her anything when all she knows is to act self-righteous, indignant, selfish and making it all about HER...
Executed in extremely poor taste, I say...and since the CVs weren't content in causing us brain damage, they thought they wud lead us to coma by making Ishita Vishwanathan Iyer tuck her saree palloo to a side of her waist, and HIT her husband with the rolled-up divorce papers..WOW..
what awesome lessons for future brides-to-be...Don't bother resolving your differences in the confines of ur room..go take on a morcha and HIT your husband and chase him at the airport, and treat him like a child..in FULL PUBLIC VIEW...CEO-giri jaye bhaad mein...biwi aisi ho toh dushman kisko chahiye???
People gheraoing Raman like he was an atankvaadi, and helping' Ishita corner him, made me roll my eyes and reach up to the heavens...I mean, I was like, why is everybody at the airport going all Saare Jahaan se Achcha and Hum Saath Saath Hain, man?? WHY?
"tumhen kya laga main serial ki bahu types hun" - HAAN YASHODHA BHALLA..tum ho...tum tyaag aur pratishtha aur pravachangiri ki Murti ho...
"mere bare mein decision lene ka hak aapko kisne diya?" - Poor Raman, just took a leaf out of I.Bhalla's book...Make decisions for people without consulting them, coz ur such a know-it-all
"Aap kya IDIOT hain"
"Ur such a LOSER" - Not cute at all...very UN-Funny it was, especially when she's the pea-brained one, of the two
"Aapne mere aur MANI ke bare mein aisa socha bhi kaise?" - Why shoudn't he?? Is a mind-reader? Raman shouldn't think Shani means anything to you after spotting you getting all touchy-feely and flirting shamelessly? He shouldn't doubt his ability coz MANI is like an omnipresent ghost and your Go-to man for everything from washing-machine to RUHI to Asia Business Head post..!!??
The family bonding scene would have made my eyes tear up, IF everybody hadn't acted like Raman was an imbecile and a complete goner..He is a CEO, foR God's sake!! MANI thinks he is SUCH a smart-ass and doing Raman a favour for clearing the air...wow...didn't think of doing that when u were busy hitting on ur bestie no Mani? Didn't think of it during the Asia Business Head fiasco?? Ridiculous!
The little bit of the ORIGINAL RKB-giri Raman displayed at the start of the episode was reduced to rubble once he was ushered home...he was acting like a wimp...such a demise of such a powerful character...
And so even after ALL this embarrassing drama, Ishita has the nerve to say "MAIN unhe nahin bolungi...poori zindagi padi hai uske liye.." and so with that, I know CONFESSION will happen when the lead couple are 80 years old or something...and we've all probably taken off for Haridwar or some place...
WHY couldn't Toshi ji have toned down her OYE'???!! She must have OYE'd about a hundred times, and I felt that was the only bit she was allowed to say..woh bechari bhi kya kare? Bahu munh kholti hai toh saas ko bolne hi nai deti :p
Ruhi was as usual...SUPERCUTE! Loved her!
WHAT saved the day for IshRa? Only the tug-of-war going on between them when she was holding on to his blazer and was fighting him, and he was responding sensuously by grabbing on to her wrist and resisting her... like he meant BUSINESS..THAT, was the only saving grace...The camera panning on their faces alone and them both looking into each other's eyes like they would right off hop into bed.. Wow..that's d only thing I took away from today's episode
So all the presumptions I had yesterday, that Ishita Bhalla has FINALLY realized Raman is a man and well, she has hormones ...have been shattered..coz now she thinks their whole life lies before them for coochi-ooing and lovemaking.
AM DAMNED
P.S. Poor Raman. He should've just ran off to SINGAPORE...after the Board and other people see Toshi ji's OYE, OYE' face and Ishita's kaamwali bai avtar splashed across national newspapers, he prolly wont be allowed to hold the ABH Post anymore...
And can they cut it down with the horrendous "Aaa...aa...aaa..." BG? it grates on my nerves and keeps reminding me of another pathetic show named Saathiya...which just cant get enuff of the 'dhumtaanana dhintaanna" crap BG..
PRECAP - REALLY SEXY! Fifty Shades of Grey wont stand a chance if IshRa acted to even 50% of their abilities...even when they are murmuring utter mundane stuff..my heart never stops maaroing somersaults..
P.S. *** - Forgive me for the long-ish post..but on days like this, its so hard not to vent!!
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