Kaante Khan ke hazaar jalwe ki jai ho!!!!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Pehle to in season 1, she introduced billions of triangles and hexagons aur ab we have Sanam-Aahil-Rehan, Rehan-Sunehri-Aahil, Sanam-Aahil-Nida, aur ab aahil-Rehan-sunehri-sanam-sanam2 (aditi)...my GOD!!! Aur kitne triangles aur hexagons banenge. For God's sake sterilize your brains cvs and stop making a mockery out of the religion by showing invalid nikah of Aahil and billi 3 (aditi) as valid and a valid Saahil nikah as invalid all in the name of creating drama. A lot of non-Muslim viewers already think that the religion is a joke. Gul Khan's sorry Kaante Khaan's Qubool Hai synopsis says that she aims to discard all the stereotypes regarding Islam through this show. Lekin yaha to religion ka satya aur atthyanaash ho raha hai!!
Allah kare Kaante Khan ko zindagi bhar khaali auto na mile. saare autos bhare hue ho aur jab bhi gaadi mei travel kare to uska engine oil leak ho jaye, engine kharaab ho jaye, aur tire aise puncture ho ki us punctured tire ki jaga koi doosra tire na le sake!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! AT LEAST she should justify her name GUL...if not then RENAME HERSELF...KAANTE KHAN😛


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ShaitaanKiKhala thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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last 8 lines🤣
Edited by Surbhiholic. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thanks!😆 Those khaali auto lines were inspired by Shakeel Siddiqui of comedy circus. Baki sab original hai😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Arz kiya hai:

Kaanto se bhari thi kabhie Gul ke ghar ki zameen
yunhi rahe ab unka dil aur jigar
isi liye kehte hai hum sab:
aameen aameen aameen!!😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lol.. thanks mate for the laughs.
I wonder why no muslim viewers are objecting to this blatant disregard to the hitherto fool proof Islamic practices.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: minnie2308

🤣 Lol.. thanks mate for the laughs.

I wonder why no muslim viewers are objecting to this blatant disregard to the hitherto fool proof Islamic practices.

Glad to know that I was able to lighten the mood. Ab kya kare ab to muslim viewers ko bhi aadat hai kaante khan ko takkar dene se ...door rehne mei...😛 aur wo kaante khan yehi kehti rehti hai, "O ladies o muslim babies...mai hu aadat se majboor...ooo babies...o ooo...oo..ladies!"😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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She definitely broke the stereotypes on the power of prayer for me.
Sanam prays for a miracle and she gets Sehar who ruins her life.
Aahil prays for blessings on his wedding to Sanam & god gives him a brand new Sanam.
Dilshad prays for good life for her grand kids and their lifes get messier with each prayer.
Tanveer prays and God grants her wishes in miraculous ways.
Razia prays and she is guided by a seer to find her tool.
Rehan prays for a glimpse of his love & he'll be shown her in her worst avatar.

I'm left wondering are they praying right or to the right God?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: simran_singh_24

She definitely broke the stereotypes on the power of prayer for me.

Sanam prays for a miracle and she gets Sehar who ruins her life.
Aahil prays for blessings on his wedding to Sanam & god gives him a brand new Sanam.
Dilshad prays for good life for her grand kids and their lifes get messier with each prayer.
Tanveer prays and God grants her wishes in miraculous ways.
Razia prays and she is guided by a seer to find her tool.
Rehan prays for a glimpse of his love & he'll be shown her in her worst avatar.

I'm left wondering are they praying right or to the right God?

👏⭐️👏Indeed! Yehi ek mahaan kaam kiya hai Gullu babe ne. I think she requires medical help as her brain currently seems to be deprived of brain derived neurotrophic factors and MOST IMPORTANTLY OXYGEN!! I just hope she fights with her husband Gorky in the kitchen and accidentally her dude hits her with the rolling pin on the head and then she can get all the oxygen back.😛Perhaps that way all the prayers will get answered.😃

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