Zara Gaur Kijiye
Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, Khana kha lijiye, Aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!
Dusre Saal: Ji Khana taiyaar hai, Laga dun?
Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, Jab khana ho tab bata dena!
Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, Main bazaar ja rahi hoon, Khud hi nikal kar kha lena.
Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, Aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, Hotel se le aao.
Chhathe Saal: Jab dekho Khana khana aur khaana, Abhi subah hi to khaya tha.
Shaadi ke baad Swayam kaise badalta hain...
Zara gaur kijiye
Pehle Saal: Jaanu, Sambhalkar... Udhar Gadda hai...
Dusre Saal: Arey yaar dekh ke, Udhar Gadda hai...
Teesre Saal: Dikhta nahin udhar gadda hai...
Chauthe Saal: Andhi hai kya, Gadda nahin dikhta?
Paanchve Saal: Arey udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, Gadda to idhar hai...