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2) Support him in all his mistakes.
3) Don't suggest him anything. Only he can suggest.
4) When he finds faults in your work.. listen & act upon. But don't you dare the same.
5) If you support him, you are his friend.. But if you have an opinion, you are no longer his friend.. You have to sacrifice your everything to be his friend, he will give you babaji ka thullu.. (credit: kiran307)
6) Cry.. Tears show you are a real man and share his pheelings.. (girls please excuse.. if you cry, you are a drama queen and using him) 👍🏼 (credit: BullsEye777)
7) Make him Captain.. It is your duty and his birthright that he should get captaincy.. 👏
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8) he is allowed to flirt with you. If you flirt with him then you are not his type😉 (credit: filmibuff00)
9) Forget about your own game and just work to make Goti baba captain.. 😛 (credit: purva)
10) he can say main akela hun and mujhe kisi ki zarurat nahi mere koi frnds nahi par jab wo fight ke liye captaincy ke liye support mangne aaye go and jaan dedo uske liye 😛 (credit: rishika21)
11) He can scream, shout, give gaalis and ditch.. That is how it goes.. If anyone else dare to not agree with him, he will talk to the cameras.. 😆 (credit: kiran307)
12) Keep on boosting his ego by telling him...
Tu akela hi kaafi hai...sabko har shaniwaar gate ke bahaar chodne ke liye. 😳
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13) Be ready to be the MUFFASA to his SIMBA...😳 (credit: SIR.MEOWINGTON)
14) Don't dare to interrupt when Baba ji gives his anmol pravachan ... 😆 😆 (credit: Born2Pizza)
15) Give his caged master all the oatmeal he wants.. 😃 (credit: purva)
16) One needs to have a heart of stone to be his friend because Baba Goti will say he has no friends as per his convenience.. 😃 (credit: purva)
17) keep bashing bedroom gang and pick fights with them even when unnecessary 😆
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18) You can be his best friend if you are a CAMERA!! 😃 (credit: SIR.MEOWINGTON)
19) When Baba Goti is in front of salman, he has no friends on this planet, but when he wants captaincy, mere doston ne mujhe dhoka de diye.. uwaa uwaa 😭 (credit: kiran307)
20) PLease don't advice him on that.. He has done a PHD in removing zung from a non stick cookware..👏 😆😆 (credit: kiran307)
21) when u become his frnd,always be ready to get snapped by him but dare u do tht to him .only he is allowed to do tht and u are only allowed to support him and praise him.bb8 house is only made for him get tht in ur head asap😳 (credit: rishika21)
22) don't talk in b/w when he is talking to somebody. He doesn't like interruptions 😛
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23) he can plan thngs with anybody he like but dare u plan anythng without consulting him.
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24) Always talk abt him in a positive way and say he is emotional kid and he never bitch because sachii he doesnt bitch wo to bas punz papa ke sath hasta hai and tippaniya karta hai karishma and sonali ke baare mein .awww😳 😆 (credit: rishika21)
25) gautam ji ka stand clear hai wo apne liye khada hai hamesha but as a frnd always remember aap apne liye nahi uske liye hi khade rahe (credit: rishika21)
26) aur haa hamesha yaad rakhe gauti ke dil mein kuch nahi hai sivay innocence aur purity ke. (credit: rishika21)
27) Also dustbin mein kachara kaise daalte hai yeh speciality hai gautam ki.. He knows perfectly how to do it.. Agar usme angle to angle match nahi kiya 2hrs waste karke and in the process 10 thelis phaad ke, toh isme baba ki insult hai.. Tum supporting staff ho, dont u remember.. 🤔
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28) My dear Friend sonali.19281 List 😆
--subah uth ke Baba ki aarti utaaro aur sone se pehle nazar utaaro (Meow gif pesh kiya jaaye😆)
--3 mahine ke liye Baba ke discipline aur behavioral classes join kar lo
--waisi gaddi bano jo baba ko khareedne ka mann ho.. durr se dekhne ka nahi
--apna muh kholo hi mat.. aur khule toh sirf baba ke bhakti geet ke liye kholo.. har shaniwaar iski bhakti ka prasad milega vats..👍🏼😳
--Galti se task mil jaye baba ke opp toh diwaar pe wooden mannequin ban jao..
--Nomination mein APNA naam de do.. ramu shyamu camera mangal jo mile.. uska naam de do. .baba ka naam ganda mat karo
--aur Captaincy namak koi cheez hai bhul jao
--BB jeetne waali jurrat roopi khayal aaya toh treason ke swarup apka bahiskhar hoga aur gardan bhi kategi..
--baba ke rone ka time ho toh kona pakad ke chup jao.. kisi bhi tarah se kisi camera focus pe tum nahi aa sakte.. footage ka full copyright baba ko hai
--aur placard bana lo.. ye season toh bin baba ke HOTA HI NAHI😆
29) he says he is isolated because he says truth in front of the people in their face par jab dusre kare toh...don't talk to him...u r no longer his friend 😆
He is only allowed to say the truth on people's faces ok 
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(Credit: GETGOIN )30) Don't let people HE doesn't like sit with your group...! If he doesn't like someone, you are not allowed to let that person mingle with your group. Eg: don't let Ali sit here...don't let Sonali sit here. How else will he fulfill his national mission of self-isolation?!! 😆 (credit: Kwerky23)
31) Whatever you do, maaan, don't take panga with him during work...because you cease to be his friend from that point!😆 (credit: Kwerky23)
32) During weekdays he talk about Dosti dosti dosti and how to value that word but on weekends "mera koyi dost nahi hai" 
double stand baba (credit: ..Sugar_ArHi..)
double stand baba (credit: ..Sugar_ArHi..)33)
Dont poop without snapping atleast once in day on the ppl Gautam Baba hates
Do mantra jaap "Mein Akela hi kaafi hoon" in early morning
Even if he is not a captain take his shit m listen to his crap without uttering a single word
Do mantra jaap "Mein Akela hi kaafi hoon" in early morning
Even if he is not a captain take his shit m listen to his crap without uttering a single word
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34) Support him blindly, today make him captain and tommorw winner. (Credit: vibhusharma78)
35) When in trouble insert Sympathy card 😆 (Credit: Alan_watts)
36) He can pass any comments on any housemate in front of camera then he is hero and funny to say that but if others do they are bitching and they are villans (Credit: namsworld)
37) If the Bedroom Gang says something him then cry foul. But he can plot about making them suffer with Punzika. That's alright. He's a Saint after all!!
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(Credit: anakhanna)38) you can only be his friend, if his SIXTH SENSE 🤓 says that you are a person to be trusted!
To Puneet - Meraa sixth sense bahut strong hai...mujhe pehle se is aadmi (Praneet) par doubt tha!
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39) If you are his friend...you should talk only to gauti maharaj...if you talk and be cordial with anyone else in the house...you are double dholki!😆 (Credit: ..Mishh007..)
40) Baba goti can romance with multiple girls in house still he is pavitra and on right disha but if any girl flirts with 2 guys then according to baba she is 'dishaheen' or not on right path. 😉
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41) Gossip about BG n become Gautam's friend 😆😆 (Credit: karan-007)
42) Gautamwa is allways right and others are allways wrong🤣 (Credit: .Reshama.)
43) Do not advice him bcz he isnt a kid who has to be baby sit but be ready to hear nd FOLLOW his continuous guidance nd advice on petty matters nd if u fail to do so then u r a bad friend...playing a bad game.
Goes on passing comments abt hm's but others cant do the same on him bcz thn they r getting personal. (Credit: neha2607)
44) You hate me. I don't need your love. I am above you all.
You are my friend. You are not my friend anymore.
Sale kaise dost hai ye.
I will love you outside. You love me inside. (Credit: Ubiquitos)
You are my friend. You are not my friend anymore.
Sale kaise dost hai ye.
I will love you outside. You love me inside. (Credit: Ubiquitos)
45) You have to always praise him while he can openly insult you by calling doubledholki in front of others (Credit: Amy07)
46) Baba is so so mahaan that even BB is stealing his ideas now BB sent dresses for butlers and Goti baba claimed he first got that idea of wearing black pant and white shirt with a bow.. such rocket scientist Baba is (Credit: purva)
(Credit: purva)47) Even if you met him just two days ahead, just praise him and he will favor you against your anyone who is there with you from long.. (Credit: Vips_)
48) If you think of an entertaining idea..Give the idea to Baba and let him take all the footage by himself.. Just move out from there. Your duty is done!! (Credit: Vips_)
(Credit: Vips_)49) Gulati ji does not like advice. If you give him advice, he will become 'unhappy'.
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50) Never ask baba goti to hide his top part else he would remove his pant too.
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51) "Baba Gauti knows who the mug belongs to, yet to irritate someone you shall put in the lost and found instead of giving it back to them." (Credit: Antlers)
52) One more from Dictator task.
Praneet: Dude, what's the punishment.
Gautam: Personal mat hoie. 🤔
Don't call Baba Gauti Dude, he thinks that is personal. 😉 😆 (Credit: Me Me Me 😃)
Thanks Everyone for contribution. Feel free to add more. 😃
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