

To: Khushi_gupta,Arnav.sr, Payal Arora, Jyot_Rawat12...
From: Victor Angelo Bernard
Subject: For the sake of the Secret Rooftop Society...
Hello? Khushi, Jyotsna, Payal, Aakash and Arnav? Are you guys alive?
Arnav, I know that you are, so let's not pretend to be dead and forget old friends, a'right?
Jyotsna, darling, where are you? Haven't seen you in forever. Saw your kid's picture on Facebook the other day. And, f**k, I felt old.
Payal and Aakash, thanks for getting married in Japan (Like, who does that?) so that no one could even get there. Nice way of saving money.
And Khushi... the one that got away... I sincerely hope that you're reading this. And if you are, do slap yourself. You're a bad, bad girl. Suddenly disappearing and leaving no trace behind, I seriously do want to know what caused this, or maybe just that you're alive or not. And just tell me, what sort of a person is not on Facebook?
The point of this mail, however, is not to know how you all are doing but to order you to butt-slap yourself and apologize for losing contact with your old friends. And so on the seventh (or is it eight?) anniversary of the formation of the Secret Rooftop Society, Arnav and I have decided to go on a trek! Yes, you read it right.
On the 19th of August, we start for the Valley of Flowers trek. And be back whenever we decide on later.
Reach Dehradun on the 17th of August with your respective partners (and even kids if you want, although I would advise not to). And ask all other questions later. Thank you.
Victor Bernard
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P.S. - Sorry you all had to be informed this way, but y'all have turned into these bratty sophisticated people who don't try and remind yourself of how you got through those terrible office days when you were young and naive. Rooftops, grapevine, tea shots and Marlboro. That's how.
P.P.S - I'm getting married. And if you want personal invites, you have to meet me *evil face*
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