Deivamagal Attendance Sheet 03/11/14

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Posted: 11 years ago
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During a recent robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.


This is called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of thinking.


When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."


The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"


This is called "Experience"
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank".


This is called "Swim with the tide"
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."


This is called "Changing priority"
Personal Happiness is more important than your job".

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.


The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"


This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

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Posted: 11 years ago
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A couple ' watching an IPL match on the TV ' together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.

Husband: He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a free' hit?

Wife: Now whom is he saying HI' to?

Husband: He is signalling a Bye'.

Wife: Why is he saying Bye'. Is the game over?

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV .

Wife turns it on and watches vani rani '

Husband: Who is this vani rani ?

Wife: unga aaya . Don't you dare disturb me.


Husband:
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Present for the day😊
Bank heist kadhai supera irundhadhu😃😃


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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤗
Get well soon

Wait for 8 pm...Automatically ur sick mode poi Kolaveri mode kku vandhuduva😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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chella kutti sariya poidu hen
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Posted: 11 years ago
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nave enama katha writing 😳.

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