FIRST PART: https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4211759
SECOND PART: https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4211789
The party is almost over but two guests just had to speak their mind before leaving:

He's 49????!!!!!???? How can he be 49? He's still so young. Saifu did you know he is that old? Even you are younger. How long will he continue to be a hero? He should portray the role of a father now

I have to wish him? Well Happy Birthday Shahrukh 😛. Gift? I gave him a voucher for free botox sessions. You can see he got a lot of wrinkles. I always like to help my friends. Ya ya he told me he will use it. Saifu? I gift him vouchers for a lot of things yaar. Saifu what did I gift you last year? Enlargement voucher? Did you use it? No? Maybe we'll gift it to Salman next month. I'll first ask my sister in law Kat whether he needs it because I haven't seen him down there

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Well he is older than me so I'm very happy. Soon his career will be finished and then I can enjoy for a few years without having to compete with him. I'm a better actor, but that guy will always be more popular. So it's important that he retires soon. Tom Cruise anyday over Shahrukh. Hollywood is just better than Bollywood. Trust me dude. I won't wish him. Sorry guys. I didn't like the chicken that his cooks served. It was too spicy. They didn't treat me the way they should have. I'm a nawab. Do you know what that means? They should have made food especially for me. I didn't want kebab, chicken, kheer, and cake. I wanted Italian food. Next year? I will send Bebo alone. No more Shahrukh party's for me. I'm going to Los Angeles next month. Some friend of my is celebrating his birthday. Now those American they know how to party. These Indians

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Edited by ILoveFERNANDO - 11 years ago
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