Diwali Gifts for the Contestants

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Since Diwali is here! how about gifting our lovely contestants some gifts that is the most apt to their personalities?

1. The most hated, Tanna - A danda - Credit to the caller. Although he suggested her hitting others with the danda, i think Tanna should hit herself with the danda on a daily basis, maybe then she will get her screws in the right places.




2. Aarya - With his personality, i doubt he will ever get the pleasure of sex, so for now pizza will do to add to his bloated personality.




3. Minni the ' Discover' should perhaps get a book on common sense. Everytime, she opens her mouth she spills gems. Looks like someone skipped school after 1st class.




4. Soni - A rakhi - Her relationship with Upen her brother is very worrying. Maybe she should tie a Rakhi on him, just to give this relationship some purity, clarity.




5. Puneet. Sick of him exposing his hairy legs on National Televison. He definitely needs a pair of trousers. Puneet uncle, what you dont have, you don't flaunt, especially on national television - Beti Karisma nei nahi sikya ap ko?




6. Sonali - She is on drugs and that is confirmed. What better than some weeds to keep her calm, and relaxed the way she is? I think she lacked weed last week, thats why the outburst.




7. Upen - I think he needs to consult the doctors in undergoing his gender operation. He has a soul of a girl and a body of a boy - What better than free operation to getting his surgery correct, and him belonging in the right body of a girl.




8. Pritam - One of the few guys who makes sense on the show. He really wanted Halwa and is a master in talking about Halwa. Well how about some halwa for this sweet fellow!



9. Natasha - Natasha Kaun? She is pretty much invisible in the house, so how about her just being gifted an invisible cloak. I don't think anyone would even realise, she isnt present anymore.



10. Diandra - You mean, Diandra the diaanne, the witch? Hey, where is her broomstick?!




11. Gautum - One of the most popular contestants of the show... Mei aisa kyon hoon, mei aisa kyon hoon. Mei Jaise hoon, mei waise kyon hoon! How about gifting the CD to him and him dancing topless on that song - a treat to us viewers! kya body hai!



12. Praneet ! The sai baba! - Well he can perhaps get his Mahabahrat costume back? He looked pretty cute in that!



13. Ali! The new wild card entry - So far i really like him, he is good looking. The only thing he is lacking so far is hair - How about a wig for our caption?



14. Sushant - awww poor boy has the hots for Upen and Upen hai keh gaas nai deta.. He just wanted a rose from Upen, how about just a rose for Diwali!





Please do share your Diwali gift ideas for our lovely contestants too!



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Posted: 11 years ago
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So nobody wants to gift them anything for Diwali? Surely, they aren't that bad now are they?.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Almost perfect gifts 👍🏼..
I want to give Natasha "Mr. India wala watch"😆 And also I want to give audience red glares so that we can see her😳😆
Edited by kankabhor - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: kankabhor

Almost perfect gifts👍🏼..

I want to give Natasha "Mr. India wala watch"😆



LOL! Is she out yet?!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I want to gift sushant a punch

Edit: And yes superb effort.
Edited by hippopotamus - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I want to gift sonali a mirror where she should see that she is average to below average in terms of looks
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Preetam - Life time gift hamper of churan
Praneet - Dhoti for pandit ji
Gautam & Sonali - Tickets to manali
Soni - One week exemption from friday vrat
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Posted: 11 years ago
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5 gifts for sushant

- punch/slap - he can pick the one which he likes

- a shuttlecock burqa so that he hides that beauty of his from evil eyes

- a ride on private jet with 15 minutes fuel left

- a parachute ride without the parachute

- a personal candlelight dinner inside a lion's cage

I will post more gifts for my favorite "shushi"later
Edited by hippopotamus - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: yucateco

@gumrah... who is the ugly girl in your display pic? 😊



And you made a new profile just to ask that? Now reveal your true ugly self :)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Gumrah...



And you made a new profile just to ask that? Now reveal your true ugly self :)


sorry Gumrah you're mistaken 😆 It's not me it's Karma... 😛

if you still don't believe me see this thread... he asked almost the same question to me too...
guess u both think alike... a lot 🤣

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Edited by NathuPyare - 11 years ago

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