Okay guys, enough drama-shama, I can't take it anymore. So what if Rajat's leaving, does that mean your gonna leave too? Those of u who r leaving, just to tell u, u spoilt my holiday, coz I was worrying about your action, and that would lead to more people to leave the forum, and that thought scares me. Anyway, back to the point. I just got a gr8 idea from Leo's topic of 5 people needed in the prc army.
OK, imagine there was an advertisement for people wanted in the prc army, and your looking at the forms of the following people: Priyanka Chopra, Gabbar, SRK and Ronaldino.
Okay, form no. 1, Pryinka Chopra's form:
Name: The beautious, me!
Age: Well, well, aren't u getting nosy.
Occupation: Everyone knows who I am, u shud too!
Why do you want to join this army? Because I want to hang out with the cute army dudes, duh!
Your skills: Putting on any kind of makeup, designing clothes for people, and acting.
Pick one:
Love or duty: Love, who cares about duty, I can get my P.A to get to do it.
Faith or proof: Proof, faith is so out of style.
Nailpolish or dagger: Isn't it obvouis?!
If u were one of the few surving soldiers in a battle u would: Surrender, then the other cute army dudes in the other party cud par-tay with me!
Best thing about this job: Army hunks!
Last question: Will I have to fight, coz I don't do that very well.
Moving on to Gabbar Singh:
Name: Kya? Mera naam hai Gabbar Singh
Age: Maij, maij kahaan hai, oye, Sambha
Occupation: Mujhe zyada savaal mat karo, mein ek daku hoon
Why do u want to join this army? Army, konsi army, hum to Gabbar Singh fan Club ko join karna chahtaan hoon.
Pick one: Accha, mujhe kuch chunna hai?
Love or duty: E Sambha! Kitne aadmi thai?
Faith or proof: Accha namak ki baat hai.
Nailpolish or dagger: Nail palish or dagger kya hota hai?
If u were one of the few surviving soldiers in a battle, u would: bottle, kyon, hume bottle kyon chahiye.
Best thing about this job? Hmmm..job ke aagay hume kuch samajh nahin aaya.
Last question: Jao, varna..............
Moving on to the next candidate SRK
Name: Don, Badshaa, Rahul anything u want be to be.
Age: That's for me to know and u to find
Occupation: Hm.......I dunno
Why do u want to join this army? Well, I was a don, so I want to focus on desh-bhakti now.
Pick one:
Love or duty: Neither, my dream is being a bachelor
Faith or proof: A bit of both
Nailpolish or a dagger: Nailpolish, after my don incidence, I'm trying to stay away from daggers.
If u were one of the few surving soldiers in a battle, u would: Um...run for my life.
Best thing about this job: Desh Bhakti
Last question: No, I'm confident
Next on the list is Ronaldino
Name: The great, Ronaldino
Age: Not confirmed, I don't want it to be
Occupation: Look at my photo, and u'll know
Why do u want this job? To practise my weith.lifting, I heard those swords are heavy.
Pick One:
Love or duty: Neither, I'd choose money.
Faith or Proof: None
Nailpolish or a dagger: Obvious choice
If u were one of the surviving soldiers in a battle, u would: Ask for money, so I cud take a taxi and rush
Best thing about this job: Money
Last question: I am getting money, right?
Okay guys, hope this cheered sum people up.
Ciao
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
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