Aaj ke taza samachar ( Fun post)

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Kuch is prakar hai.

Kolkata me 'RajMa' namak tufan ka khatra tala. Mausam bibhag ne isse pehle chetwani dete huye savdhani baratne ko kaha tha. Sutro se pata chala hai ki is tufan se abhi tak koi nuksaan nahi hua hai. Visheshashgiyo ka manna hai ye tufan kal tak tpuri tarah se tal jayega.

( Rajma cyclone averted. The meteorological deppt which had earlier issued an alert in Kolkata has clarified that things will be normal by tommorow)


Pradhan mantri Modi ji ne bharatiyo vegyaniko ko lie detector ka saste bikalp ke khoj par badhai di. Sutro ke anusar ab lie detecting asan aur sathik ho payega aur isme ek baar me ek glass champagne jitna kharch aayega. Aaj pehli baar iska proyog jani mani hasthi Ms.. Raima Maheswari par aajmaya gaya tha.

( Prime minister Modi has congratulated the Indian scientist for their succesful research work on redefining lie detector machine. This new machine is believe to be a more accurate and as cheap as a glass of champagne. Ms. Raima Maheshwari was the first person upon which the machine was tested)



Aaj sansad me virodhi dalo ne sone ki keemato ko badhane ki maang ki. Hali me chal rahe hai aatankwadi hamlo ki jaanch me sone me len den ki baat ki pushti ki gayi thi. Is par Goenka khandan ke chirag Shaurya Goenka ne aitraz jatate huye kaha ki keemate badhegi to berojgari badhega. Unhone teevra alochana karte huye kaha ki sarkaro ko Eleena jaise gaibo ki chinta karte huye faiisle lene honge.


( parliament saw different reactions on the price rise of gold biscuits. Earlier it was reported that terrorist attacks had shown link to gold biscuits transcation to which the opposition has demanded price hike of gold biscuits. Interestingly, Shaurya Goenka has asked the Govt to consider poor people like Eleena before making decisions as wrong decision may give birth to unemployment problem)

KOlkata shahar ke niwasi Dr. Dayal ko aaj life achievement award for kanaphusi diya gaya. Is mauke par unki suptri aur Goenka ki bahu Durga saath thi. Bhawuk pita ne kaha ye award agle saal unki beti hi legi.

( Dr. Dayal gets the life achievement award on his kanaphusi abilities which literally means whispering. Emotional Dayal said the next year the award will be claimed by his only daughter)


Agle somwaar anti- video piracy rally ayojit ki gayi hai. Jani mani hashti Mr. Rajnath Goenka is rally ko lead karenge. Unke anusar video piracy ek visham samasya hai jiska hal sabko milkar dhund nikalna hai.

( Anti video piracy rally gets its leader. Rajnath Goenka to show his skills. Video piracy a terrible issue says the business tycoon)

Pradhan mantri rojgar yojana ke tahat aaj shahar ke jani mani hashtiyon ne form bharkar is yojana ko hari jhandi dikhayi. kuch naam jo aaj shamil rahe wo hai Dev Goenka, Shaurya Goenka, Rajnath Goenka, Raima Maheshwari aur Dr. Dayal Thakur.

(PM employment scheme finds its takers on hte first day. From Rajnath to Dayal Thakur all submt their forms)

Aaj ke liye bas itna hi. Desh aur duniya aur GOenka ke khabro ke liye dekhte rahiye Debby news, olkata khobor ki sanstha..


(Thats all for tonight. FOr all the national, international and Goenka news stay tuned with Debby news, a Kolkata Khobor enterprise)
Shubh ratri

( Goodnight)

P.S: Please dont copy paste in some other forum. Let such things be exclusive to IF alone.



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not.here thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Lol 🤣
But shudh hindi means I did not fully understand the subtlety of your writing but got the sarcastic jist.
Laage Raho Debbie Bai
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Posted: 11 years ago
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LOL.. kya kare.. A few things look nice in Hindi only.
Let me know which word you dint understand. I will translate it for you
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Yes. Stop copying our posts from this forum to other sites.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: dey.bh

LOL.. kya kare.. A few things look nice in Hindi only.

Let me know which word you dint understand. I will translate it for you

Nope this was fine. I got like 80% of the hindi. I agree somethings you cannot translate and hate it when it is translated wrong in subs. Even I notice them and I am not a native/speaker at all! Such a shame since shudh hindi sounds so refined. I love languages as you can see 😆

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