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Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#21

i m doing a mini dance

Finally newbie se promotion hua

I M A GROUPBIE NOW

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It happens only in India - Part 5 (Visual Joke)

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@.Del.ici.ous.

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#22

Ek baar ek ladka chalte-chalte ek gadhe ke saamne gir gaya

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chedte hue kaha "Apne bade bhai ka aashirvad le rahe ho kya??

ladke ne palat kar kaha " sahi farmaya bhabhi ji"

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After years of research, scientists have discovered that Women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design... scroll down for find out!

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@.Del.ici.ous.

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#23

It happens only in India - Part 5 (Visual Joke)

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jiya

@SJ001

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Posted: 10 years ago

#24

Nice joke n welcome to the forum

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@.Del.ici.ous.

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#25

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Well,

	Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
	Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
	Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
	Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
	Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment.

"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...