hello evry1
I m sanu. most of u don't know me as I m new here
This is my first ever topic toh socha kuch mazedaar karun
so this thread is all about jokes matlab yahaan jokes post honge
Ab jo jokes khud banao ya kahin se likho sab chalega
And Idon't intend 2 hurt anyone's feelings. These r jzt jokes. S enjoy
I dedicate it 2 Manikarnikaa(for a splendid idea) and Sheron13rockerz
And I have very few frnds here.
Plz buddy me
So let's start
PAAKHI:I know two guys, and I like them both, Tell me who will be lucky?
SAMMY : Whom you marry,
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the other one will be lucky
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Village scene
Ragna drunk
Confession scene
Raghav to Kalpi : Main tumse bahut pyaar krta hun
Kalpi : Prove it
Rahav : Matlabb???
Kalpi : arey har mathematical formula ka proving hota hai. Toh tum bhi prove karo
say sumthng by which I would be convinced that u love me
Raghav : ummm...Kalpi,.. Main jab tumhare aankhon mein mujhe saari duniya dikhti hai
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villager piche se
Arey bhaiya ji saari duniya dikhti hai toh suniye zara.
hamri bhainsiya kho gayi hai