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Posted: 11 years ago

OK...so I finally watched one full episode of Bigg Boss (September 29th one...not bad I would say! Promising characters)...😆

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FUNOPSIS OF BIGG BOSS EPISODE (September 29, 2014)

The EDITED OUT-UNSHOWN BITS:

DAY 8.00 (Subah 8 A.M)

Disheveled looking, broken-aero plane inmates, wake up to Jeene Ke Hain Chaar Din!

In earlier seasons, every year, Bigg Boss team used to rope in a solitary Mehak Chahal, Sana Khan or Gauhar Khan to be ready with red lipstick and mascara in place & hog the cam attention at 8 A.M.

This year, in a bold switch, it has hired many glam-dolls-----Diandra, Soni, Karishma, Sukeerti, Natasha -------------All up and ready by 7.15 AM & anxiously waiting to rush in with their 8 A.M. jigs.

But none of these girls can hold a candle to this vigorous hip-matkoo Sushant and no wonder, he is off the blocks first, executing a vulgar dance in his outrageously purple outfit and peculiar kacchha!🤢

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DAY 8.00 (Subah 9.30 A.M)

Bigg Boss-8 contestants get first glimpse of Bigg Boss House and ...

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over):Bigg Boss ke pratidvandhoyon ko aaj Bigg Boss ke ghar ki pehli jhalak dikhaayi gayi hai------ aur in sabke munh pe kuchh is tarah ke haav-bhaav dikhaayi de rahe hain, jaise aksar Bhikariyon ke munh par dikhayi dete hain 😕-------- jab wo kisi Mithayi ki dukaan ke sheeshon ke andar rakhe gulaab jaamun aur rasgullon ko lalchaayi hui aankho se nihaarte hain!😛 -------------------Soni Singh Danny Boyle ki "Slum Dog Millionnaire" ki ada-kaara lag rahi hain aur Gautam-Aarya, kisi Sharnarthi shivir ke majboor, beybas nivaasi!

DAY 8.00 (Subah 11.30 Baje)

Some of the housemates are sitting on the lawns and casually chit-chatting.

UPEN PATEL (In his Shoaib Akhtar+Sangakkara accent): U no, U no, mein tab Skul mein baachha thha, jab wo tichar ne bola, abi toom---abi toom baacha nayin hai-----nayin hai toom baachha----bara ho gaye hain---bara ho gaye hain!!

DIANDRA (Unleashes her Hyena laugh):Aaan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan!------------- Aaan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan!🤣

Poor Sushant, who is sitting next to them but dreamily staring at muscles of Hulk Hogan like Puneet Issar sitting some distance away, gets really rattled by this shrieking-scary laughter of Diandra and springs up startled and scared!🤓

SUSHANT: Ouchhh! ------Uyi Maa!----You scared the hell out of me! ----------Aisa hansne se pehle worn karna chaahiye naa? -------------Worn karna chaahiye naa chudail ka jaisa hansne se pehle? 😕

DIANDRA: Aaan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan!--------------- Aaan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan!---------------Ab main hansne se pehle tujhe bolun kya?---Ki----O---- Hello Sushant---Main hansna chaahti hoon?😉 --- Aaan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan!-- Aaan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan!🤣

SUSHANT (Gets up with a jerk, swats a non-existent fly with his left palm, rolls up his eyes upwards and says): 🤢 How disgusting!---Hansti raho,------ I am off from here. Jaa rahi-------------Jaa raha hoon main!----Hunhhh (Zig-zags away from there, as he is incapable of walking straight, literally)! 😡

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DAY 8.00 (Dopahar 3.30 Baje)

BIGG BOSS (Voice over): Yahaan Bigg Boss ke diye hue kaarya ke dauraan, Gautam Gulati aur Karishma Tanna ke beech ghamaasaan yudhh ho chuka hai aura dono, Puneet Issar ke aage, apna-apna paksh rakh rahe hain!

KARISHMA (Sobbing): 😭 Aap mere papa ke jaise hain, aur is Gulati ne aapki Beti ko gaali di, aur aap chup-chaap sunte rahe? (Sob----sob----sniff-----sob-sob)!

PUNEET ISSAR (Clearly taken aback!):😲 Papa? Kiska papa?-----Kaisa Papa??-----Kaun Papa?? ----Kaun?? Main kya? 😒

KARISHMA (barely audible-hisses under her breath): 🤢 Aur kaun be takloo? Tu ofcourse....(& then loudly)---Ofcourse aap Puneet Papa---Aap mere Papa jaise hain-------'Is ghar mein aap mere Papa hi hain-----😭-----Bwaaa-haaa----Bwaaa-haaa!😭

PUNEET ISSSAR (Breaks down crying):😭 Booo-hooo-----Booo-hooo------Beti Karishma! Give papa a hug Beta-------Booo-hooo!😭

Karishma reluctantly hugs Puneet & immediately reminds him the hug offered is to ensure Papa Issar kills Gulati!😈

PUNEET ISSAR (tears streaming down his face): 😭 Gautam----Gautam----you are like my younger brother---booo---hooo----booo-hooo---😭---but ye agar Bigg Boss ka ghar naheen hota----booo---hooo----had it not been Bigg Boss House, ---I swear I would have killed you----booo---hooo! Booo-hooo!😭😭

GAUTAM GULATI: Puneet Bhaiyaa 😕-------Maine galti ki----Bwaaa-haaa! Bwaaa-Haaa! 😭 (Sob-Sob)----Karishma Behan---maine galti ki-----Bwaaa-haaa! -----(Pauses & asks in a startled voice 😲)----But Puneet Bhaiyya, agar aap kisi aur jagah mujhe jaan se maar dete-----toh phir yahaan kyun naheen? Why can't you kill me here Bhaiyya?😲

KARISHMA (latches on): 😈 Haan Papa! Yaheen pe maaro!----- Maaro is dusht ko! 😈------- Isne aapki Beti ko National TV pe gaali di hai...-------------NATIONAL TELEVISION PE PAPA------(hisses under breath inaudibly)----MAAR TAKLOO---MAAR!😡

PUNEET ISSAR (Sheepishly): ☺️Wo Mahabharat se kamaaye paise bahut pehle khatam ho gaye Beti.☺️ --------------Home loan ki kishtein chukaani hain-----------Aur tumhari mummy Kaanjivaram saari, Gold Necklace aur Hyundai i20 ki bhi zid kar rahi hai----------------Bigg Boss ka weekly payment, 3.50 laakh har hafte---bahut zaroori hai Papa ke liye Beti----------Booo-Hooo---Booo-hooo!😭

GAUTAM: Mujhe maaf kar do Behna! 😭-------Bwaaa---haaa! ---Bhaiyaa Maaf kar do! Hooo-Hooo! 😭

In front of hysterically weeping Papa, a visibly unsure Beti hugs totally confused Aatma Bhaiyya and it seems all is well now!👏

Suddenly Karishma realises she didn't really gain much out of all this. 😡

She realises these foolish Papa-Bhaiyya are just worth nothing in comparison to what she can gain------- if she------------AND----

KARISHMA (breaks free from Gulati Bhaiyya and Hisses like a Chot Khaayi Hui Naagin): ------😈Naheee-eeen! Agar Papa tumhein jaan se nahin maar sakte,------- toh mujhe tumhara disqualification chaahiye---DISQUALIFICATION----nothing less than that!-------------------------I want his disqualification Bigg Boss!! 😈