Gas-sip time: Clearing the air waale kostins!

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Well Hello!
I am here because my dear friend Paru made me promise to do this. And today is Friday evening, ergo I am free. I have been watching the episodes this week. They have turned on the cutesy tap and it is a flood. I am not complaining. I'll take cutesy Ishra over The Sun, The Pillar, The Pillar's (fake) Son and Shag-one-and-all any day.

Coming to aaj ka episode. Very...light and airy it was. Gaseous emissions notwithstanding. Aaj ke kostins. (No pints- Paru does the kos-pints. I only do kostins. Or pints. Of beer. 😛).

1). How many gas cylinders do they run through in the Bhalla household in a week? Wasn't it only at Mihir's Tilak- presumably like 4 days back that they ran out of a cylinder? Presumably a replacement arrived since they have been cooking until today. I no understand.

Note to writers: Using the same trope twice in 10 days in the same show is LAZY. Even for yougaiz it's lazy. Kuch aur likh dete. Vegetable vendors ka strike hai aur eggs sad gaye. Palak and Paneer have eloped. Kuch bhi likh dete yaar.

2). Amma has discovered the internet and the house is a mess. Well, I for one am glad. At least we weren't subjected to her godawful accent today. I pray she never gets up from the computer table. But, yaa...the kostin. INKE GHAR PE BHI GAS KHATAM HAI! COME ON. How lazy can you get writers? That is my kostin. How lazy can you get?

3). What was Raman trying to achieve by those gas-correction exercises? Judging merely by positioning, I'd say he was trying to push the gas down her tummy and out of her...well...you know where the gas is emitted from. In which case, I'd say he was standing right in the line of fire...err...emission. I have never heard of exercises to cure gassiness. But that's OK. If Raman says it, it must be true. Much can be forgiven of a pretty boy. No?

4). Even Mani knows about Ishita's gas CYLINDER problem, but her husband is clueless. CEO of the year, yougaiz. President of the Indian Entrepreneur's Whatnot. Kaise ban gaya? Did he bribe the jury or what?

5). Even the last scene, funny though it was, brought the scent of gas with it. Seated on the pot, Mr.Green-eyed-monster Kumar Bhalla was furiously surfing through his wife's Friends(not FACE) book for the elusive male friend Mani. Buri baat Raman. Besides, bad tactics. Her phone would have been much more useful- friendsbook+text messages+phone calls et al. Again, CEO of the Year, huh. Kostin- school mein Long Jump Champion Kumar Bhalla tha kya? Whatay leap. Let us all pray that these are the only leaps this show sees ya.

6). What on Earth is Bala doing? Every time these guys try to create suspense it turns out to be a damp squib. So I am just going to put it out there. He's hiring himself out as a high class escort to support his family. Is liye swanky hotels mein muh chupaate firta hai.

Mere sawaalon ka jawab do. Do-na. 😆




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Maxu 🤗 ... Tum toh wapas form mein aa gayi ho kyunki the kostins rock as usual. I wrote out pints of ... beer toh nahi hai, but then the next time we are together we have a couple of tequilas bas.

Dammit for the Bala kostin kyunki I have been saying the same for the past two days. But then hum dono ki tuning bahut acchi hai, isiliye I don't change the below pints.

Amma could have gone to London but then its just cheaper to lock her in her room. Waise Toshi ji was already familiar with email-shemail but Mrs.Iyer needs to be taught by the bacchas. Yeh CV's bhi na.

BTW the flying leap really impressed me ...just that direction galat ho gaya ... better results if he had aimed at the couch 😛


Postion wale Pints:


P is for the Position that Puttar got biwi in for err ... gas wale issues. Damn!!! Well at least Puttar remembers some positions from che saal pehle. Oh I forgot its supposed to be like riding a cycle, no?

O is for OMG Baap of nayi soch on Bala becoming an abla naari & pimping himself out in a hotel kyunki kisi ki chunari mein daag lagna tha in Kekta land.

S
is for Slot change which led to Puttar in the bathroom with all his clothes on. Infinite F*ck. S is also for the Samdhanon ka pyaar straight outta a Barjatya movie.

I is for Insomnia that poor Puttar has leading to commode wala pressure performance which by the way did not yield any result 😛. I is also for the I-Spy that CV's are playing with Mani & Abhimanyu coz fans are FOOLS.

T is for the Troublesome brat that Ruhi is gonna be coz Papa starts off like a gali ki aurat anywhere anytime. Errr ... we already have an "Adi". Just saying.

I is also for the "I need to book a gas cylinder" kyunki gas is running out everywhere. Bas.

O is for Oh for the love of God Mihir, just say it if you are looking for every excuse in the world to postpone the wedding, we would understand. Really we would.

N is for the New arrogant, suave (errr was that also expressionless), single Dad on the block coz Ishita attracts them like flies on Shagun's bland palak paneer.

Edited by paru_rox - 10 years ago
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Hello...bohat sunaa hai Paru ji se aapke baare mein...we are fans of ur famous conversations which give us valuable kos-pints! thanks for it! 🤗

Originally posted by: madmaxine

Well Hello!

I am here because my dear friend Paru made me promise to do this. And today is Friday evening, ergo I am free. I have been watching the episodes this week. They have turned on the cutesy tap and it is a flood. I am not complaining. I'll take cutesy Ishra over The Sun, The Pillar, The Pillar's (fake) Son and Shag-one-and-all any day.

Hilarious episode indeed...havent laughed so much in recent times!🤣

Coming to aaj ka episode. Very...light and airy it was. Gaseous emissions notwithstanding. Aaj ke kostins. (No pints- Paru does the kos-pints. I only do kostins. Or pints. Of beer. 😛).

1). How many gas cylinders do they run through in the Bhalla household in a week? Wasn't it only at Mihir's Tilak- presumably like 4 days back that they ran out of a cylinder? Presumably a replacement arrived since they have been cooking until today. I no understand.

Note to writers: Using the same trope twice in 10 days in the same show is LAZY. Even for yougaiz it's lazy. Kuch aur likh dete. Vegetable vendors ka strike hai aur eggs sad gaye. Palak and Paneer have eloped. Kuch bhi likh dete yaar.

🤣
arre yaar, aisa karthe toh woh waala exercise kaise karthe...7:30 slot change bhool gaye shaaayad...Naughty putthar has his own therapies for all sicknesses...and he wants biwi to do ulti too...so gas ka bahaana toh banntha tha😆😉

2). Amma has discovered the internet and the house is a mess. Well, I for one am glad. At least we weren't subjected to her godawful accent today. I pray she never gets up from the computer table. But, yaa...the kostin. INKE GHAR PE BHI GAS KHATAM HAI! COME ON. How lazy can you get writers? That is my kostin. How lazy can you get?

Amma and Toshi ji toh long distance relationship pe chale gaye...humaara toh accha hi hua...we get exclusive Ishra scenes!

3). What was Raman trying to achieve by those gas-correction exercises? Judging merely by positioning, I'd say he was trying to push the gas down her tummy and out of her...well...you know where the gas is emitted from. In which case, I'd say he was standing right in the line of fire...err...emission. I have never heard of exercises to cure gassiness. But that's OK. If Raman says it, it must be true. Much can be forgiven of a pretty boy. No?

Isska toh upar hi jawaab deh diya...putthar wants biwi to do ulti...🤣

4). Even Mani knows about Ishita's gas CYLINDER problem, but her husband is clueless. CEO of the year, yougaiz. President of the Indian Entrepreneur's Whatnot. Kaise ban gaya? Did he bribe the jury or what?

All of a sudden Mani becomes Ishita's household name and service provider! 😆 all to light up Raman putthar! accha hai! 😆😉

5). Even the last scene, funny though it was, brought the scent of gas with it. Seated on the pot, Mr.Green-eyed-monster Kumar Bhalla was furiously surfing through his wife's Friends(not FACE) book for the elusive male friend Mani. Buri baat Raman. Besides, bad tactics. Her phone would have been much more useful- friendsbook+text messages+phone calls et al. Again, CEO of the Year, huh. Kostin- school mein Long Jump Champion Kumar Bhalla tha kya? Whatay leap. Let us all pray that these are the only leaps this show sees ya.

Mani ka toh jawaab hi nahi...before making an appearance as Mani, he has belled the wild cat Raman...oh btw, Mani in tamil means bell...bechaara dive maartha hai, commode mein raat guzaartha hai...

Putthar ji...wahi dive biwi pe karo toh baat kuch bann jaaye...by God, ISHRA SR ka glimpse dikh gaya! bechaari Ishu...usske toh khamar thod dega!


6). What on Earth is Bala doing? Every time these guys try to create suspense it turns out to be a damp squib. So I am just going to put it out there. He's hiring himself out as a high class escort to support his family. Is liye swanky hotels mein muh chupaate firta hai.

Only sad factor in the whole episode...wondering what Bala is upto...may be he is working as a Bar manager in the 5 star hotel

Btw R in his phone could mean Raghav too...Mani's surname is Raghav...

Mere sawaalon ka jawab do. Do-na. 😆

deh diya saara jawaab...😆 do tell me how much marks I get! 😆



Edited by vidya.anand - 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: madmaxine

Well Hello!

I am here because my dear friend Paru made me promise to do this. And today is Friday evening, ergo I am free. I have been watching the episodes this week. They have turned on the cutesy tap and it is a flood. I am not complaining. I'll take cutesy Ishra over The Sun, The Pillar, The Pillar's (fake) Son and Shag-one-and-all any day.

Hello Max ji. Bohot suna hai aapke bare me. Aapki aur Paru je ke Koffee wale convo nahi bhulenge jab tak hai jaan.😆
Coming to aaj ka episode. Very...light and airy it was. Gaseous emissions notwithstanding. Aaj ke kostins. (No pints- Paru does the kos-pints. I only do kostins. Or pints. Of beer. 😛).

1). How many gas cylinders do they run through in the Bhalla household in a week? Wasn't it only at Mihir's Tilak- presumably like 4 days back that they ran out of a cylinder? Presumably a replacement arrived since they have been cooking until today. I no understand.

Note to writers: Using the same trope twice in 10 days in the same show is LAZY. Even for yougaiz it's lazy. Kuch aur likh dete. Vegetable vendors ka strike hai aur eggs sad gaye. Palak and Paneer have eloped. Kuch bhi likh dete yaar.
🤣🤣 Aisa karta toh gas emsision kaise hota?

2). Amma has discovered the internet and the house is a mess. Well, I for one am glad. At least we weren't subjected to her godawful accent today. I pray she never gets up from the computer table. But, yaa...the kostin. INKE GHAR PE BHI GAS KHATAM HAI! COME ON. How lazy can you get writers? That is my kostin. How lazy can you get?

Yeh toh kuch bhi lazy nahi hai. Pehle bolo Dental college se nikla hua banda businessman kaise bann gaya? 😛


3). What was Raman trying to achieve by those gas-correction exercises? Judging merely by positioning, I'd say he was trying to push the gas down her tummy and out of her...well...you know where the gas is emitted from. In which case, I'd say he was standing right in the line of fire...err...emission. I have never heard of exercises to cure gassiness. But that's OK. If Raman says it, it must be true. Much can be forgiven of a pretty boy. No?
🤣🤣Actually that exercise exists.😆 Exercise toh bahana tha.puttar was checking future positions. 😉😆


4). Even Mani knows about Ishita's gas CYLINDER problem, but her husband is clueless. CEO of the year, yougaiz. President of the Indian Entrepreneur's Whatnot. Kaise ban gaya? Did he bribe the jury or what?
Jury hi bribe kiya hoga. Mihir handles all his office work. Puttar does not even know the name of his client. Mihir actual CEO hai ya Puttar? 🤔

5). Even the last scene, funny though it was, brought the scent of gas with it. Seated on the pot, Mr.Green-eyed-monster Kumar Bhalla was furiously surfing through his wife's Friends(not FACE) book for the elusive male friend Mani. Buri baat Raman. Besides, bad tactics. Her phone would have been much more useful- friendsbook+text messages+phone calls et al. Again, CEO of the Year, huh. Kostin- school mein Long Jump Champion Kumar Bhalla tha kya? Whatay leap. Let us all pray that these are the only leaps this show sees ya.
🤣 That line reminded me of those harpic adds, toilet me green germs. Symbolism much? 😛

6). What on Earth is Bala doing? Every time these guys try to create suspense it turns out to be a damp squib. So I am just going to put it out there. He's hiring himself out as a high class escort to support his family. Is liye swanky hotels mein muh chupaate firta hai.

Aisa mat bolo, Raman ka kya hoga?Uska pyaar Bala usse chorke escorts. Nahii😭😭 Ek taraf biwi doing mani, dusri taraf Bala doing R.

Mere sawaalon ka jawab do. Do-na. 😆




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Ediitng mein locha hogaya tu response Pg 10 pe post hogaya Kaan pakad ke sorry :)
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Will reserve after the episode ... am an 11 pm loyalist ... so have not read your kostins .. but after watching the teaser of Koffee Byte last week, am sure this movie is FANTASTIC ...

So ... unreserve after the telecast

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Originally posted by: madmaxine


Well Hello!
Aao Thakur Aao ... Aapka welcome hai YHM ke pagal world me 🤗... nacheez ko Bhanu kehte hai.


I am here because my dear friend Paru made me promise to do this. And today is Friday evening, ergo I am free. I have been watching the episodes this week. They have turned on the cutesy tap and it is a flood. I am not complaining. I'll take cutesy Ishra over The Sun, The Pillar, The Pillar's (fake) Son and Shag-one-and-all any day.

The Pillar and Shag-one-and-all ... ati sundar namkaran ... ⭐️

Coming to aaj ka episode. Very...light and airy it was. Gaseous emissions notwithstanding. Aaj ke kostins. (No pints- Paru does the kos-pints. I only do kostins. Or pints. Of beer. 😛).

INNOCENT KOSTIN .. Ye Kostins Kitne Pints ke product hai 😳?

1). How many gas cylinders do they run through in the Bhalla household in a week? Wasn't it only at Mihir's Tilak- presumably like 4 days back that they ran out of a cylinder? Presumably a replacement arrived since they have been cooking until today. I no understand.

Note to writers: Using the same trope twice in 10 days in the same show is LAZY. Even for yougaiz it's lazy. Kuch aur likh dete. Vegetable vendors ka strike hai aur eggs sad gaye. Palak and Paneer have eloped. Kuch bhi likh dete yaar.

My humble suggestion ...

Murga Murgi Gai(Pleej to note hindi vaali Gai ... shudh angrezi vala GUY nahi) aur Bhains aapas me mile ... kitty party kari and fir YHM dekha ...
Murga Murgi ko gussa aaya ki Puttar subah subah apne bachi ke liye unke bacho pe atyachaar kar raha hai

Well Gai aur Bhains asked for a raise kyunki because of YHM every Punjabi household now eats Palak Paneer EVERY SINGLE TIME. Udi udti khabar ye bhi aayi hai ki talks of a joint strike between Palak and Gai Bhains association is on ... for more updates ... pleej to follow this thread ... am sure our ABLE forum vaasis will be able to churn out another Back and White (Read Gai and Bhains) LOBE STORY. BAS.


2). Amma has discovered the internet and the house is a mess. Well, I for one am glad. At least we weren't subjected to her godawful accent today. I pray she never gets up from the computer table. But, yaa...the kostin. INKE GHAR PE BHI GAS KHATAM HAI! COME ON. How lazy can you get writers? That is my kostin. How lazy can you get?

3). What was Raman trying to achieve by those gas-correction exercises? Judging merely by positioning, I'd say he was trying to push the gas down her tummy and out of her...well...you know where the gas is emitted from. In which case, I'd say he was standing right in the line of fire...err...emission. I have never heard of exercises to cure gassiness. But that's OK. If Raman says it, it must be true. Much can be forgiven of a pretty boy. No?

You see ... pleej to apply some logic(NOT) ... Puttar owns a soft drink company ... which has abundance of soda ...which causes enough gas ... which may create a problem if it REFUSES to leave from the testing team's DOMAIN 🤣 ... so being a CEO ... he is an EXPERT in problem solving and thus an expert guide for the ...
BOOM BADAM FUSS ... 🤣


4). Even Mani knows about Ishita's gas CYLINDER problem, but her husband is clueless. CEO of the year, yougaiz. President of the Indian Entrepreneur's Whatnot. Kaise ban gaya? Did he bribe the jury or what?

This one is with a Kahani me Twist ... you see .. Chinta Mani(borrowed it from LU and lobing it 😛)
owns a GAS company ... Kaanfuse ... ruko samjhati hoon ..

Yunki ... Turkey se Chinta Mani ji Puttar ko KaanTrack dene aaye hai ... and Puttar works in a Soft Drink company which requires SODA and produces GAS ... now pleej to note the Shim Ball Jism ... where is this abundance of GAS supplied to ...

Remember Puttar's words ... Aaj Gas se poore society ke cylinder bhar degi ... if he has FULL conficence on his BEEWI ... to imagine the efficient employees of his company ... outsourcing karni padti hai yaara ...

And that is where Chinta Mani enters ... they are talking about GAS vaala Kaan Trackt ... no wonder ... he was ever ready with the supply of GAS cylinder for Puttar ki Beewi

Nahi samajh me aaya ... koi nahi fir se pado ... nahi samajh me aaye to fir se pad lena ... jab tak .. well ... mujhse help expect kar rahe ho 😲 ... u think I was THINKING while writing this ... 😈

5). Even the last scene, funny though it was, brought the scent of gas with it. Seated on the pot, Mr.Green-eyed-monster Kumar Bhalla was furiously surfing through his wife's Friends(not FACE) book for the elusive male friend Mani. Buri baat Raman. Besides, bad tactics. Her phone would have been much more useful- friendsbook+text messages+phone calls et al. Again, CEO of the Year, huh. Kostin- school mein Long Jump Champion Kumar Bhalla tha kya? Whatay leap. Let us all pray that these are the only leaps this show sees ya.

Meri Murugan se ek hi prarthna hai ... pleej to send Romi or Ishu and let Raman come out of the bathroom while holding a laptop 🤣

And then let beewi find out that he was trying to find South Indian males in a bathroom in the middle of the night ...

Another Shim Ball Jism: Bala got 3 missed calls from R ... 😲 .. Just saying.

6). What on Earth is Bala doing? Every time these guys try to create suspense it turns out to be a damp squib. So I am just going to put it out there. He's hiring himself out as a high class escort to support his family. Is liye swanky hotels mein muh chupaate firta hai.

Ye ek aur bichdi hui behan hi lagti hai ... ye INNOCENT sa khayal mere bhi dimag me aaya tha jaise hi Bala ... Bhaago Raman Aaya karke bhaaga tha
Mere sawaalon ka jawab do. Do-na. 😆



Well ... abhi tak sirf suna tha aaj dekh ... mil ... 😃 ... pad bhi lia ... NITROGEN BOMB(Pun Intended) post ...

🤗 Keep Posting
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Accha chalo, I won't write a thesis kyunki subha ho gaya mamu, and I have to do things in the real world.

Toh bas yeh:
👏 👏 👏 For the awesome hilariousness of the Kostins.

🤣 🤣 🤣 Also for the awesome hilariousness of the Kostins, the dive that Puttar made onto the bed, the lack of gas in Delhi ( jahan Parliament hai, wahan gas ki kami kaise ho sakti hai, mere Bhai????), and the nayi soch that makes us think that Bala24 is lagaoing apni kurti mein daag sirf paise ke liye (kya mystery hai Bhai, kya isi liye mochi shave kiya? Is Bala moonlighting as a bar dancer????).

🤗Is for you Max. You are as funni as Paru says you are

🤗 Is for you Paru. Kahan thi kal?

😡 Is for Shagun. No explanations necessary.

And 😳 Is for my darling RKB - poor baby, jal raha hai, koi baat nahi, tumhara mausam badal ne wala hai 😉
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PhD thesis likh rahe hain sab? Itna lamba time toh mein apne college exams mein bhi answers nahin likhti thi. 😆
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Originally posted by: vidya.anand

Hello...bohat sunaa hai Paru ji se aapke baare mein...we are fans of ur famous conversations which give us valuable kos-pints! thanks for it! 🤗


Aapke jawaabon ke liye: Shuru-kiya. 😊

Full marks frndz. Max ke post mein no zero, sab hero. 😆
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3). What was Raman trying to achieve by those gas-correction exercises? Judging merely by positioning, I'd say he was trying to push the gas down her tummy and out of her...well...you know where the gas is emitted from. In which case, I'd say he was standing right in the line of fire...err...emission. .."
This had me 🤣
today's episode was all about roughage...: gas releasing exercise, wife's Face err Friendsbook snooping exercise all in organic style. Probably episode sponsored by Natural Gas Emission INC😉
I remember your Kostins post from another forum ..always a treat.😆
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