*Breaking News* - "Abhi abhi humein apne sootron se pata chala hai ki TV ke do mash-horr kalakar- Param Singh aur Vivian Dsena apne apne gharon se gayab hai. Sath hee Bollywood Heartthrob Sidharth Malhotra ka bhi koi pata nahi hai. Maan-na hai ki yeh ek bahut bada kidnapping case hai aur kidnappers aur koi nahi balki ek Machhar, Tubelight, Nana', Ghajini aur Bandar hai. 🤣"
Meanwhile...
"Arre kaun laya hai humein yahan? Kyuuun laaye ho yaar?" The trio had been struggling with their eyes closed and legs and hands being tied.
A voiceover came- "Ohho- Yeh tum teeno chup nahi reh sakte?" "Shut up Meyn. You don't want us to throw benanas at you, do you? We're busy- silence please"
"Koi bola- kuchh log bole- kaun bola? Why have you tied us up? Kya chahiye humse?" Param asked.
Voiceover- "No no, we didn't kidnap you fro some money-shoney, hum toh yahan tum logo ko ek bahuuut special occasion ke liye leke aaye hai. Wait"
Param, Sid and Vivian felt their blindfolds and ropes being opened but when they opened their eyes they couldn't see anybody and kept on searching for atleast someone and looke here and there.
Voiceover- "Idhar udhar kyun dekh rahe ho? Abhi ke liye bas suno."
"Ok-k" They agreed.
V- "Hain- toh main batati hu. Aaj hum logo ne tumhe ek bahut special insaan, sorry, non-insaan 😆 ke bday ko celebrate karne ke liye laaya hai."
"Aisi daraawani jagah mein eh?" Vivian spoke.
V- "Yus. She's very special- that's why."
"But birthday hai kiska?" Sid asked, confused.
V- "Itni jaldi kaise bata de? Chalo, thode hints dete hai guess karo!"
"Hmm, we'll try" The trio said.
V- "Let's start meyn"
Uski aan baan shaan hai-
Sid, Param aur Vivian.
*The Trio blushed*
Chhoti si hai waise,
Par baatein karti bodo ke jaise..
Jab CVs apna atyachaar karein,
Toh learn from her ki lado kaise!
*"Fighting Spirit wali- I like it" Param said"
Uske saamne if you'll be Oh baby, darling, coochie-coo'
Then she'll shoot you with a gun,
But baat jab aaye fangirling ki,
Toh she'll be number one..!
* "What a combo!"- Sid approved*
You badly need help, or you're just too lazy to do it,
This girl, will help you in any case.
Itti fast hai apni bandi..
She's the Usain Bolt in bhooton ki race!
* "Wah- aise hone chahiye log- I'm impressed" Vivian said*
Param- "Next hint toh do!"
Voiceover- "Haila, itne hints diye! Abhi toh guess karo!"
Param and Vivian were puzzled but Sid ke dimaag ki batti jail, "Arre haan!"
He khusur-phusured to the other two and they shouted with excitement- "Arrreee haaannn!"
"Humein pata chal gaya kiska birthday hai" They beamed.
""Aisa-s kya-s?" "Sacchi?" "Really meyn?" "Hainn?" "Jamaila wow!" The kidnapper gang came down and tubu smiled a bit which resulted in the hall being filled with light 🤣. Bandar met her Bhaai' while Ghajini, Nana, Machhar and Tubu blushed on seeing Param,Vivian and Sid.
The next five minutes, everyone was busy ogling at the trio while they too smiled back.
Bandar finally spoke, "Tum log kitna ghooroge mere bhai aur uske doston ko? Abhi mudde pe aao"
"Oh yes-mudda! Bada hee important din hai aajka" Vivian said.
"After all aaj spamming queen ka birthday hai" Sidharth smiled widely.
"After all aaj Sweta ka birthday hai!" Param grinned.
"Yaani ki hum sab ki apni bhoot ka birthday hai" The trio shouted with exhilaration while the kidnappers hooted "WoooWooo" "Yayyyeee" "Partayyy"
"But ek problem hai" Sid hesitatingly spoke.
"What?" Everyone asked.
Sid continued, "Ab hum bhoot ke liye gift bhi nahi laa paaye, and wish bhi ni kara! We're soo late! Birthday khatam hone wala hoga na?"
Ghajju facepalmed, "Main toh batana hee bhool gayi! Abhi nab hoot ke bday ke start hone mein time bacha hai! 5 minutes are still left!"
"You mean ki hum late nahi honge?" Param asked.
"Yes. And you guys are here, that's more than enough!" Tubu added and smiled toothily at others who nodded.
"Oh- fir toh koi problem nahi hai!" The trio gave a big smile.
"So- Let the countdown begin?" Param asked enthusiastically.
"Yayyye!!" Everyone screamed excitedly.
4 minutes left...
3 minutes left...
2 minutes left..
"WHERE is bhoot? We made sure she'll come na? Then why hasn't she arrived meyn?" Nana asked worriedly. "Who comes so late?" Machhar and ghajini were both angry and worried.
Suddenly lights started getting dim and bijli started kadking!
Param, Sid and Vivian were shocked.
"Chill. Bhoot aa rahi hai!" Machhar spoke.
"Ooohh"
"Chalo chalo light band karo. Oye tubu tu smile karna band kar!" bandar ordered.
"Okay" Tubelight stopped smiling and then hall was filled with darkness.
There- she was- with a spotlight on her-only her- she was thebhoot, special effects ke saath hee ati hai!
"Babaki ki booti- yea yeaa- babaji ki booti" There she came all casually, singing yet another bollywood song, as if nothing important was going to happen.
"Arre mujhe yahan kyun bulaya?Kahan ho reee-?" She was cut short when Tubu beamed and everyone shouted "HAPPPY BIRTHDAYY!"
Machhar flew towards her, Bandar jumped while Nana, tubu and Ghajju hugged her.
"Are are aree" Bhoot ddint know how to respond as these pagal chhokris hugged the hell outta her. Phinally they left her!
"Maan-na padega, yaad that um logo ko- Ek minute ek minute- Kahin tum log ne ahimsa-vaadi aur peace' theme toh nahi rakha hai na? Ill kill you-"
"Offo kitna bolegi? Nahi rakhi humne yeh theme! Aur dekha nahi humara real wala gift? Arre dekh toh- " Tubu pointed towards her back but as she turned, the trio were not there. The kidnappers were shocked.
"Kahan gaye?"
"Yahin toh the yaaar"
"Kaun re?"
"Chup na Bhoot!"
"Arre magar"
Bhoot felt someone tapping her shoulder and turned. She was rooted to her spot in shock while the kidnappers were relieved.
There was Param, smiling broadly with a pink rose in his hand, Sid with her favourite chocolate and Vivian with a small cake.
"Happy Birthday" They wished her while Bhoot could only smile. She was totaaly shocked and didn't know how to react.
"Ab gaa babaji ki booti?" Machhar and Tubu giggled as Bhoot simply thanked the boys and was still realising who were in front of her.
"Humein toh laga that u inpe chadh hee jaayegi dekhte hee- aur bas ek thanks'?" Ghajini sighed.
"Haiinn! Humara gift pasand ni aaya?" Bandar pouted.
"Why Bhoot? Tell na!" Nana also asked.
"Arre aaya naaa!" Bhoot said and smiled and then blushed faintly (faintly- mind it 🤣) as she turned back and said to the boys-"Thanks for coming"
"Vaise hum aaye nahi, laaaye gaye hai!" Sid said while everyone laughed.
The gang of kidnappers said, "Bhoot- Tu toh bas tu dekhti jaa! Abhi toh party shuru hui hai!" 😉
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