Comical Spoof:Iss mohabbat ko kya naam doon? - 12 - Page 9

Hello YHMians...back with another part to pakaofy u all...not proof checked...so excuse the errors!

Rules are the same..enter at ur risk...its all for fun...so pls do not bash...just read and laugh it away...I am not so convinced with what I wrote but then hope it gets better next time...

thanks to all the prev comments who made me laugh...thanks for taking it with a chill pill and sportively!

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Scene 5:

Bhalla house...Toshi ji is vexed totally and sitting with her hands on her forehead. She just had a verbal brawl with her brand new DIL, actually, not brand new, but the first one repacked and delivered after a complete makeover. The makeover wasn't in her attitude but just in the way she dressed. The blouses shrank a bit more. Reasons were more than one. One was obviously to remove her sauten Ishita's frame from Raman's mind, or in other words seduce him and lure him to herself.

The other reason was to irritate her mother in law and show off that she does whatever she wants to do. Toshi ji had commanded her right on the day when she re-entered Bhalla house that she has to change the way she dressed up and start wearing decent blouses if she wanted to stay there. In reply to that, Shagun shrank her blouses further. [Waise such shrinks could also have a reverse effect on TRPs...so ek teer se dho nahi teen nishaane]

But today's issue was that Toshiji has a headache and she had been calling out to Shagun to get her a cup of steaming coffee as Neelu was on leave. But Shagun was busy putting nail paint on her nails. She totally ignored Toshi ji's request calling the headache as a hangover of last night's loaded cola drink. Ek baat toh maan ni padegi. Jabse Shagun aayi hai, Toshi ji has company for a drink. Simmi is too busy these days to give her company. She is on a second honeymoon with pati parameshwar Param'...planning for a second baby...oh wait, it's already on the way! Param was tez in such affairs. Even if Bhallas rethink their decision to keep him in and decide to throw him out, he would have a stronger hold with one more baby. Bechaari Simmi aur dho dho bache ko pervert pati ki kitna zaroorat hai...majhboori mein hi sahi, paalna padega Bhalla pariwar ko...

Anyways, coming back to the scene, Toshi ji sipped some hot water and sat reminiscing how she used to grill Ishita and bechaari Ishita used to run on 4 wheels making all ends meet and doing every chore of the Bhalla house. She remembered how she and Simmi used to torture and blame Ishita if something went wrong in Bhalla house.

Flashback:

Even for Muthuswamy's loitering around, they used to hold Ishita responsible. Ishita being the adarsh bahu used to assure, "dont worry mummy ji...main hoon na...sab kuch sambaalungi"

Simmi wouldn't let it pass so easily, "ab kya khaas sambaalegi tu??...ek chote se kutthe ko nahi sambaal sakthi, haan?"

Ishita voiced as if pleading for apology, "Simmi...suno na.."

Simmi snapped her short, "Dekh Ishita...main keh dehti hoom...yeh kuttha yahaan aake ganda na karein...isski zimmedhaari teri hai...dhyaan rakho warna..."

Raman cut Simmi's words short and added, "haan...yeh sab zimmedhaari nahi utaa sakthi toh mere ghar se baahar chale jao...patni waala kaam toh tumhe cheap lagtha hai, atleast acchi bahu ki farz nibao yaar...[looks around and adds]...waise bhi mere ghar mein kya kam kutthe hai ke ab yeh bhi chala aaya"

He stormed out leaving Ishita in deep sorrow while Param was confused but his evil grin was on, "saale saab ka ishaara kiske taraf tha...ek kuttha main hoon but aur kutthe??? Aisa kaun hai??? Khair, accha hai...kuch toh milaa aag lagaane ko...warna main chup beite bore ho raha tha...kitne din saale saab aur rakhi waali behna ko ladthe hua dekhunga! Kuch toh spicy ho jaaye..."

He smirked devilishly at the scope that his brother in law had given him for pouring more oil into the burning fire. Simmo rani was easy to light up in such things...only that her brain wasn't so easy to light up which made it a cake walk for Param.

>>end of flashback

Toshi ji sighed heavily and got up thinking about another grave problem cropping up in Bhalla house. She decided that she should talk to Raman and Bhalla ji and get it fixed soon.

[That scene will be in next part..filaal chalte hai Khanna mansion ke orr...wahaan ek hi babul ki beitiyaan dev rani, jethani banne hai]

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Scene 6:

Mihika is helping her sister Ishita dress up for her big night. Ishita looks lost in her thoughts.

Mihika enquires seeing her state, "Akka, kya aap jeeju ke baare mein soch rahi ho?"

Ishu questioned back, "kaunse jeeju?"

Mihika felt apologetic and replied, "Oh sorry akka...I forgot the track change...main Raman jeeju ke baare mein pooch rahi thi..."

Ishita sighed a little, "Raman mera beetha hua kal hai jo beeth gaya Mihika...usske baare mein sochke kya fayda??"

Mihika rolls her eyes and enquires, "toh ab aap Jeeju 1 ko chodke Jeeju 2 se pyar karenge?"

Ishita was quick to scold her, "Mihikaa...itne din hogaye phir bhi tumaari akka ki character ko samjhi nahi??main shaadiyaan sirf Ruhi keliye karthi hoom...pyar keliye nahi...understand?"

Mihika enquired quite sadly, "toh aap kabhi pyar nahi karoge?"

"Patha nahi...kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho saktha hai...filaal main sirf Subbu aur mere 12 saal lambi pyar kahaani aur usske tootne ka dard ke baare mein bol sakthi hoom...baaki sab toh upar waala decide karega"

Mihika looks to the roof top and then understands which upar waala she was referring to. She smiles feebly while Ishita continues, "Waise bhi pyar ka kya hai...tum bhi toh Mihir se beintehaa mohabbat karthi thi...phir bhi ek hi pal mein usse chodke Ashok se shaadi karli...so pyar vyar sab bhakwaas hai!"

MIhika frowns at her akka's disbelief in love and also the way she put across her love story, "akka you know meri majhboori thi...Pehle Mihir ne apne family ke bhaare mein jhoot bola...aur phir usski behen aapki ex sauten nikli...kya patha kal Mihir bhi negative bann jaaye aur mujhe torture karein?? So I had to ditch him akka"

Ishita: haan isiliye tumne Mihir ko chodke usske behen ke ex BF se shaadi kar li...

Mihika was silent as she had a strong reason behind her marriage with Ashok which can't be revealed to Ishita at the moment. She didn't want to trouble and confuse her akka more. [waise bhi aise hi baaton ko chupaake story mein bade bade twists and turns laa sakthe hai...choti si baat ko baingan ka bartha banaana koyi innse seeke]

Mihika sported anger and vengeance but silently thought to herself in her own mind, "bathle ke aag tha akka...jab tak Shagun aur Mihir se bathla na le loom, yeh aag bhujega nahi...And Ashok will help me do that!"

Ishita didn't press for a reply from her immediately but just nods thinking, "yeh majhboori ki baatein mujhse behtar kaun samjhega Mihika...main bhi toh..."

She suddenly snapped out and probed, "apni akka se bhi baatein chupaane lagi ho Mihika..."

Mihika replied squeezing Ishu's hands, "waqt aane par sab keh doongi akka...abi filaal..."

Ishita enquired, "woh waqt kab aayega Mihika?"

"shaayad 650^th episode mein jab mera aur Ashok ka break up hoga"

Ishita gave her an "I knew it" look and decided to wait as she knew that her sister had made up her mind not to tell her now.

Their talk and thoughts ceased when they heard a knock on the door. It was Ashok and that's when she realized that she had to leave Mihika's room and go back to her room.

Ashok and Mihika got married a month before. Mihika hadn't given any hints to it and it was a shocker to the entire clan of Iyers and Bhallas and they literally disowned her after her sudden court marriage with Ashok. The grand wedding followed. Only Ishita attended it because she was famous for her badapann and also for her unique trait of going against the tide. In return, Raman had verbally assaulted Ishita left and right as always for supporting Mihika and hurting his poor brother Mihir. Kuch khaas logic toh nahi hai but bade bade stories mein aisa hi hota hai...so take a chill pill and continue reading!

But little did she know that even her life was going in a direction that she never even imagined in her wildest dreams.

In a tough situation which involved Ruhi, she too had to follow her sister's steps and marry Suraj Khanna and become the bahu of the great Khanna pariwar...She had her own majhbooris for doing it but none would understand what her reasons were and she couldn't tell it out as well. She took a deep breath and accepted it as her fate.

She stood up when Ashok came in voicing, "Mihika...isse Suraj ke room mein chodke aao...he must be waiting"

Ashok's smile was enough for Mihika to know that Suraj was desperate for the SR while she knew her akka's point of view. She sent a silent prayer for her akka's sake and to save her from the MCP Suraj.

Mihika nodded, "ji..."

As the sisters walked out, Ashok too prayed and hoped that Ishita doesn't do any irrepairable damage to his little brother who was extra enthusiastic about the first night with her.

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While at Bhalla house, Raman is sulking in the living room as he had a fight with Shagun over her issues at Bhalla house. Usually he sleeps on the couch in the bedroom but today, after the fight, he stormed out not wanting to even see Shagun's sadi hui shakal and took the sofa instead. He knew that it was Ishita s SR with Suraj. So he was also thinking about that.

"Bechaara che feet aur usska bhai...Jhansi ki rani ki lecturon se pakne waale hai...isse kehte hai aafat ko daawat dena... main toh as usual majhboor tha Ruhi keliye, toh shaadi karni padi JKR se...parr iss Suraj ko kya hua??? Ussne kya sochke shaadi ki hogi??? Kuch log bhi na, dusron ke galathiyon se bhi seekthe nahi!"

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Ishita felt a shiver when she entered the chill dark room. The AC was indeed acting upon her body and senses. She went inside and switched on the lights. A fully decorated SR room is what she saw. She sarcastically grinned at the sight wondering how much money, time and efforts was wasted on these things because nothing ever happens in such rooms. All these expensive flowers go into the trash next morning. The aromatic candles burn and burn all night. Clearing up the molten wax was another waste of time and energy.

After her marriage with Raman, she had spent the night in a five star honeymoon suite and he was in a bath tub. She smiled at the sudden flash of memory as she went to check if the bath room here had a tub. Luckily, there was one too. She was relieved that her new pati wouldn't have to sleep on the couch or the floor. She turned back to the room and that's when she noticed there was no couch in the big room. She wondered what the MCP was planning by removing the couch. His footsteps alerted her. She turned to him all ready with her lectures for him while he was all set for the SR. As he insisted, he wasn't game for pal pal bade mohabatein! Instead he wanted an instant or a fast forward mohabbat.

So no YHM BGM but a perfect SR song runs in his mind

Yeh haseen vaadiya yeh khula aasmaan

Aa gaye ham kaha ay mere sajana

Inn bahaaro me dil kee kalee khil gayee

Mujhako tum jo mile har khushee mil gayee

Tere hontho pe hain husn kee bijliya

Tere gaalo pe hain julf kee badaliya

Tere baalo kee khushabu se mehke chaman

Sangmarmar ke jaisa yeh teraa badan

Suraj ne already Switzerland ki booking karwaa li hai honeymoon keliye...so this song will be perfect for the snowy mountains and cold climate there...ab dekhna hai yeh ke kya Ishita jaayegi honeymoon pe ya Suraj ko akele akele jaana padega?

Kya Suraj ke mano kaamna poori hogi ya Ishita apne JKR avatar aur lecturon se sab kuch rok legi?? Kya Suraj bhi Raman ke tarah No touching only seeing policy apnaa lega??

Yeh sab sawaalon ke jawab jaan ne keliye dekhte rehiye...oops sorry padthe rahiye "Iss mohabbat ko kya naam doon?"

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So how was it? If u liked it a little aleast and not considering bashing me, then do hit like and let me know how it was...

No pms sent to save u from the torture!...😆😉

LOOOVE it

saale saab ka ishaara kiske taraf tha...ek kuttha main hoon but aur kutthe??? Aisa kaun hai???

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Good One Vidya

wowww...awesome...read al 3 parts in a row...u c it z realy difficult to imagine al expressions for sitiatns u wrote on surajwa face...everytym I imagined, his blank face appeared..it made me laugh even more😆

choti Behan bani jethani track...😆
full on ek track is going on
grate going

its soo amazing ..outstanding ..
cant control Rofl..
need to read more nd once more ..
waiting fr next one even more..

🤣 Man wth? Yaha pe Ishu ar Mihika ki majboori chal rahi hai...And Ishita sirf Ruhi ke liye shaadiyaan karti hai aur Param wondering who is the. other Kutta 🤣

This was hilarious. Loved it to the core.