J..J..Jokes (# 3 Pg 2)

#1. One fine day, Jai, Bani, AD and Pia were on a ship, sailing away. Suddenly Bani turned into Durga and threw the three of them into the sea. They struggled but finally made it through to an isolated island. They are sad and desperate to get back. The sea-fairy felt sad for them and came towards them..

"Poor souls! I'll give you one wish each. Ask whatever you want."

Jai: Take me out of this god damn place.

And he's gone to some foreign place as he just wanted to get out of there...

Pia: I want to go back to WM as the malkin.

And she goes there.

AD thinks a bit and said : I want Jai and Pia wave at me when I board to home from here....



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write mor..
davia

good one, 😆 so finally whose wish came true 😉

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write mor..
davia

Ok, another one...

#2. AD & Pia are a married couple who came into the city for the first time. They brought their 20 years old son with them. Coming to the city, they moved in with some relatives.

One day, AD and his son went on sight seeing. they entered a Shopping complex. They were confused to see the lift door.

Son: Dad, where does this door lead to?

AD: I've no idea son.

Just then, an elderly lady came in a wheel chair. she pushed a button beside the door and the door opened. AD and his son gasped. The lady got in and the door closed again. AD and his son looked in awe as numbers kept flashing on top of the door. After some time, the door opened again and a se** and young girl with high heels came out of it. Both AD and his son's jaws dropped.

AD almost choked : Son! Go and at once bring your mother here.....


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rain dear loved this joke 🤣

Originally posted by: swatinarang

rain dear loved this joke 🤣

😉...isn't it perfect for AD? 😆

😆 😆 😆 sharam kar! 😆

only messin good ones! loved them both.. its good to take the mikey out of characters! 😆 😆 😆

Keep them cuming!!

Henna x

Originally posted by: Henna 786

😆 😆 😆 sharam kar! 😆 thora thora sharam to karna parta hai...😆

only messin good ones! loved them both.. its good to take the mikey out of characters! 😆 😆 😆

Keep them cuming!!

Henna x

Thanks 😉

Ahem... #3..

AD, Pia and Krishna is flying in a plane. AD and Pia are braggin..


Pia: I can make one people happy right now..

AD: Impossible, you can't make anyone happy..

So, Pia throws a hundred dollar from her purse and throws it out of the plane window...

Pia: See? Now the person who'll find it will be happy..

AD: Duh! I can make 100 people happy in this way..

So, he throws 100 notes of 100 dollar through the plane window..

AD: See..main hoo ajooba...

Krishna who was watching all these silently said, "I can make thousands of people happy in one instant"

AD and Pia looked at her surprisinly and laughed at her.."You're a baby, you can't probably have 1000 notes of 100 dollars!"

Krishna: I can make more people happy than 1000.

AD & Pia challenginlgy : Ok, show us..

Krishna threw AD and Pia out of the window....


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