(Disclaimer- The post will criticise all the revered characters of KS including the Special One. Those who want to have a healthy debate and discussion on all characters are welcomeš. And those who only want to create ruckus, misunderstandings and instigate fights are even more welcomeš. Feel free to use animal imagery subject of course to Regulatory Approval (in plain English moderators' consent))
Khoda pahaar, nikli chuhiya:
TR was supposed to be the Next Big Thing in KS after PR and ONS raaz and MA scam. Yet it turned out to be cold turkey. But why involve that fair nation at all. The raaz could have taken place in Jhumri Tilaiya and no one would have any worse off for that. So many romantic notions. JW raping and murdering Pallavi. Someone pasting the crime on JW. Pallavi being alive and kicking and turning up with their kid on AD-DDG's suhaag raat. The woman being Bani's real Mom. Pooch being AD's kid. And what do we have- a woman sick and tired of being pestered by a psycho, getting impregnated by him and commiting suicide (or was it just an accident?). Is that all?š
Lord K= Skunk Version 2.0 ???
Surely there has got to be something more than meets the eye. Lord K being nothing more than a jealous, suspicious psyhco lover who drove his so-called sweetheart to death and is now coveting a married mother of two. I mean Basi Roti can't reduce Lord K, the greatest fictional character created since Mr. Darcy- a unique combo of Bruce Lee, Albert Einstein, JD Rockefeller and Chanakya all rolled into one- and ably played by the greatest actor this side of Laurence Olivier- into a mere Norman Bates. But if that is true, that only means that Lord K was so busy giving light to others that he was totally misGuided himself. Anyway, let's see what twists and turns are left to his character.
Recently there was a suggestion that JW shud enroll himself for therapy for lying. Maybe we cud also enroll AD/TS/Pia for OCD and Bani for being delusionary etc. Thus for a noble cause both the warring factions (Adians and Despos) can bury the hatchet. And with such a large client list we can get a good discount.ššš
Munna- On way to Dixitdom
Munna certainly did the right thing by keeping quiet about Pallavi's death but only upto some extent. Pallavi was his employee and apparently he treated her like a sister and was quite right in protecting her honour by covering up. At worst he was saving a ladies honour, not his own b***. But shud he have kept quiet when keeping quiet meant harm to a living person, a person who he claims is dearer to him than his own life. Not very sure of that. But I guess seven years of living with Dixits (2 years with BD, 5 years with Pia and Rano) has made him take the business of kasams very seriously. On the positive side, the Faith remains unbroken (at least till now, what butchery follows we can only find out). Bani has announced her decision to marry AD and has lived with him for 5 years but no talks of agnipariksha, at least not yet.
And there are no two opinions about the parting shot- jinhe safai dene ki zaroorat hoti hai wo kabhi apne hote hi nahin hai. Means that you don't have to explain yourself to your loved ones. Very Sujal like. Of course the speech was meant for R-R but I wonder if another young lady standing there also got the message.
Bani Dixit will live again
Coming to the lady herself, all she did yesterday what she manages to do everytime effortlessly anyway, make a royal jackass of herself. Got the police, got JW arrested and delivered a pravachan on how people get punished for their misdeeds and then Anticlimax struck. And topped off the proceedings by thanking Moti MIL for being such a wonderful Mom. Which means that if and when DDG dies, the woman who will emerge from her carcass is not the fictitious character called Bani Walia (that lady seems to be a figment of our imagination) but the real person called Bani Dixit. Bad news for JW and his kids but certainly good news for the two of us Priyas.
St. Billo Ver 2.0
Moti MIL not only has the same physical dimensions of our St. Billo but her character as well maybe the two got separated in Kumbh Mela in their bachpan. She covered herself with glory, she slapped JW and placed a curse on him for raping and murdering her daughter. Sadly, the pitcher was missing else we cud have had the shradh too. And what does she do after finding that JW was innocent. Offer an apology, regret, na. Thank him for trying to save her daughter's life and honour, na. Like St. Billo, no need to do that. And if she could have so much anger against JW for destroying her daughter shouldn't she also be angry with Jeet beta now. No. As Meena says there are lotsa double standards. Sadly they largely involve JW, not Bani as Meena behena suggests.
But Rano Dixit and Ranveer Dixit did offer an apology, which suggests that maybe Rano was a foundling after all.
(Wo)Man of the Match
No disputes on that. Jigs was back and rocking (whatever be her motives for defending her beloved Jai bhaiyya). How do we reconcile this woman with the woman who served as Pia's handmaiden? Maybe Jigs had been kidnapped in Dubai and got free in Turkey, all I can suggest.
The Road Ahead- Time for some serious Sujalgiri
Obviously it looks like AD and Pia will join hands and blackmail JW into marrying Pia and let AD marry DDG. Quite possibly AD cud be the mastermind behind the whole scam which began with PR and Dubai, although this may just be a prejudice on my part. Which takes me back to my original point, Bani has to be exonerated. Now assuming JW cant find the real killer he has to get himself framed for Sahils murder hand over his kids and business to Bani and go to prison. So that Bani and her kids are safe. Then I am sure Bani Bond can begin snooping into the Saahil raaz. That is her core competence after all, not being a dutiful wife/good mother, which isnt really her cup of tea.
Red Card for the Twelfth Man
One man who stooped further yesterday even without making his appearance was Pooch. Obviously the ehsaan faramosh knew that JW was innocent and yet he played that CD in bhari sabha. Now since he was a protg of JW and also a Dixit by virtue of marriage, those facts give him a divine right to harass JW. Don't blame him for that. But what about the honour of that poor woman, why did he sully that?
Rgds,
Priyanka
PS: Dug up an interesting factoid. RMS Titanic sunk on April 15, Lord K made his first appearance on KS on April 16. But why am I writing about a sunk ship on a forum dedicated to KS? Must have inhaled something. ššš
