Idli-Murgi talk IT out~~FUN GUTTER POST ahead~~

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Idli-Raman cant blackmail her like this! So not done.

Murgi-of course he can after "why is sky blue?" act of hers. She could have asked me, i was just there in the fridge.
*A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.*

That's for you Idli as you seem as dumb as tasteless you are.

Idli- Excuse me? On basis of whose judgement you dare to tag me as tasteless.

Murgi-On the next masterchef celebrity judge Ruhi. Btw that bholi bahu of your's has no idea on how to handle her husband. Tell her that rather than buying "how to make punjabi food?" books, she should be neck deep in "How to keep your husband clutched in your fists?" or she can even contact me.

Idli-Contact you?So a proclaimed Doctor-

Murgi- A Dentist. Ah yes because what is required is not glaring and blaring BUT some blazing and burning with those curves. Tell her to seduce her man to keep him hooked to her.

Idli- I think you are forgetting, it's a Ruhi ke liye arrangement.

Murgi- SIRF Ruhi ke liye, get your fact's straight girl and that's what is required, to have some dhamakedar real #Sex on the beach like Forbidden Love posted few days ago.

Idli- Aiyoo Murugan!! Don't forget that there's no beach in Delhi.

Murgi- But there is a certain Bhalla's bedroom and a certain bed in it where they can unlock each other with the respective KEY and HOLE they have.

Idli- Do you know that Toshi is back on her chicken-ravishing diet, you are going to die soon.

Murgi- That's why I am in such a hurry, to see them unite is my last wish.

Idli-In that case, I am safe as I am the lone one arrived from Ruhi's lunch box, lying here peacefully in the garbage.

Guys I know this is utter nonsense that I have presented you with but wanted my 300th post to be something special (even if it's crappy special) so posted this.😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣
Oh gd...Key, hole, blazing and burning. I love Nonsense!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMG ! This was hilarious ! Loved this cute convo between murghi n idli 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Murghi nd idli convo hilarious 🤣 🤣.. 🤣..
Tm good job
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Idli aur murgi ko sab patha hai! sirf humaare dhakkanon ko kuch nahi patha

they should take a class from these brilliant minds...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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omggg gosh key hole and lock 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Tweets ...

HOWLARIOUS ... specially these lines ...

Idli- Aiyoo Murugan!! Don't forget that there's no beach in Delhi.

Murgi- But there is a certain Bhalla's bedroom and a certain bed in it where they can unlock each other with the respective KEY and HOLE they have.

the no of Fanfics i have read here which allude to the beach makes me wonder which is it beach or bit** they are talking about ... 😆 😆

U got one gutter brain babe ... the key & hole were epic
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Posted: 11 years ago
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This was HILARIOUS..🤣
The convo between Idli and Murgi was BANG ON..!😉😆

Thanks for the #Sex on the #Beach reference dude...
Got your PM, I'm yet to visit the OS, looking forward to reading your comment...Since we all belong to the same GUTTER-MIND clan..!LOL🤣

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