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Im a lady and i rock hahahah cracked me up
Lol was wondering if he forgots to wear something
Hahah
Lovely
Have a safe time travelling

Originally posted by: yhmfever

Im a lady and i rock hahahah cracked me up
Lol was wondering if he forgots to wear something
Hahah
Lovely
Have a safe time travelling

Lovely part loved how he wore the t-shirt and not changed it do plz continue. 😊 😊 😊

Hahahahaha im lady I rock! Goddd!! Hahahahaha

Awesummm updateee! Loveddd it.. keeepp continuinggg

Originally posted by: Jyoe

I'M A LADY. I ROCK! t- shirt on Raman🤣

and about Raman keeping the t-shirt worn even then to have Ishita smiling at his expense.. priceless! How sweet that would be! 😳

I'm a lady . I rock ... So funny ...
Love yaar

I just saw the Preeti Zinta and Saif Ali Khan movie, the last part, (while surfing the channels on board) where I saw SAK wearing a lady's t-shirt at the labor room. No idea what movie it was... it was quite hilarious. Any idea what's the movie's name?

Party Time : wish the witch away...

Not proof read...

Shagun seethes seeing Raman receiving all the accolades during the party. Why must he be given so much respect when Ashok being his senior is being sidelined. She just couldn't take it. Moreover, the fashion parade, she with her super good looks, she thought she'll be the lady of the night. Win the parade and be the toast of the gathering. After all behenji Ishita with her broken arm was no way near her in looks or style. That too has gone with the wind, bhenji's sister was selected as the winner. How could that be? The oldies in the judge group must have supported her. Mihika with her desi look has won...she can't bear it. At least with Ishita, she rarely taunts Shagun but Mihika is a different cup of tea. Shagun had been self-praising herself to Simmi, more than sure of her winning when the announcement was made. Upon receiving the trophy, Mihika's acceptance speech was... "Time spent at the spa, make up, hair do, play a part in woman's look but that's not the only ingredients that make a woman glow. Your inner self strength, family, satisfaction in your job and life, all these are the fundamentals that make a woman glow; the glow will be reflected in your outer self. I'm proud to be an Indian, I might not have the grace of supermodel but my satisfaction is derived from being an Indian desi who prides in her Indian looks and I'm proud to be an Indian citizen. I learnt this from my sister, Mrs. Ishita Raman Kumar Bhalla". The whole attention of the party turns the focused on Ishita and Raman again. It irked Shagun to the maximum.

Now, after the fashion show, Raman was being interviewed by numerous magazine wallas as well as local media. To spice up the atmosphere, the party organizers had organized a small entrepreneurship game. Naya soch' is the theme. Instead of the gentleman coming up with ideas, the spouses were asked to think of Naya soch', the rules being...

1) The whole party would adjourn to the ground floor of the hotel, which housed the new shopping mall. A supermarket belonging to Mr.Mehra the co-chairman of today's event has been made ready for the event

2) The ladies were to be given RS50,000 each. They had to purchase stuff not exceeding the amount

3) 30 minutes time period will be given

4) The winner will be announced upon the end of the purchase, the surprise would be, there would be 2 questions asked, 1 being what's the naya soch' and the 2^nd question was a mystery.

The ladies and the gentlemen walked into the lift to be brought down to the supermarket. All the ladies were excited, except for Ishita. "Arre Murugan! How am I going to manage a trolley at the supermarket with one hand" "Ishita, you don't have to be part of the event. I'll tell the organizers. You can't aggravate your arms", Raman tries to calm Ishita down. "I can't miss this, Raman. Then your peers would think that you have a very unsupportive wife, I didn't join the ramp walk too. I'll think of something", Ishita confirms her participation to the organizers. Before Raman could cajole Ishita out of her decision, all the ladies were called to the main area to receive their money and instructions.

The event starts, the concept is copied from Shop Til You Drop' an American game show aired in the 90s. The ladies were all pushing their trolleys and pilling it up with various stuff. Shagun homed in towards the lingerie section. Simmi towards baby stuff, Mihika towards coffee section, most of the ladies were in the cloths department, where else Raman's JKR was standing in the middle of the supermarket floor with eyes squirmed shut. Is she in pain? Raman wonders. Why must she participate and then not do anything, Raman was cursing Ishita in his mind. This Madrasan needs her head examined...

Ladies, 30 minutes are up, please queue up at the cashier counter. All the purchases were tallied up. Shagun had 10 different lingerie and a perfume bottle in her cart. The amount totaled to RS50,200. "Ma'am you are disqualified, the amount has exceeded the RS50,000", the cashier informs her. Shagun fumes. "The Rs200 is actually, tax, that's not counted", she argues with the cashier. "Ma'am, the total tax for your purchase is actually Rs1,200, not just Rs200", the cashier politely defends his decision. "Arre, Mehra saab. Kya hey iye tamasha. The rules were clearly stated prior to the game, right?" Raman queries. Some of the other men were sniggering at Shagun's choices. "All lingerie. What is the naya soch? Trying to butter up Ashok?" Ashok angrily pulls Shagun away. Out of the 15 ladies who had participated, Simmi, Mihika, Mrs.Mehra and 2 others made the mark of Rs50,000. "Arre, where is this madrasan?" Raman was worriedly looking out for Ishita. She was the last one at the counter. She didn't have a trolley with her, just a basket. "God! What has she done, I'm sure it's going to be a new tasmasha" Raman murmurs to himself. "Bhai, why is bhabi just carrying a basket. Didn't she hear the instructions about using Rs50,000". Mihir interrupts Raman's mumblings. "What, am I running a Maths class that I need to check your babhi's calculation capabilities." Raman thinks to himself that as it is, the Madrasan was poor in Maths, by her own admission. Now, this...

Ishita had a few slips in her basket, a pair of gloves, hairnet, apron and a small ear-ring packet. That's it. How can these items tally to Rs50,000 and what's the "Naya Soch" in this, Raman wonder. It turns out the slips in Ishita's basket were an order for Ready to Eat meal packs from Halidiram worth Rs40,000 and the rest of the item came to Rs9,999.90. Ishita had a balance of 10 paise.

The question time started...Ishita's turn: What's the Naya Soch...

Ishita : Well in my husband's office, there is approximately 40 office staff, my ready to eat meal order is for Rs1,000 per staff for a week, as per pack costs RS200. Most of the time, these office staff tend to skip lunch as they are caught up in some meetings or deadlines. If food dabba is sent from home, at least they eat at some time, if not, they forgo the lunch drinking too such coffee. Too much coffee is bad for health and teeth. As I'm in the medical practice, albeit a dentist, hygiene is utmost important. So, the tea walla in Raman's office needs to wear the gloves, hair net and apron when he heats up the ready to eat food for Raman's office staff. This saves time, healthy food is available and in clean environment. However, I don't recommend these ready to eat food 365 days, the management could offer this benefit for a number of days per month to the staff. Now, the ear-ring, pink 2 love signs interlinked, that's for my daughter. Her favourite color ear-ring with the sign to show her parents loved her.

2^nd question : "What do you think, your husband's reaction would be?"

"Well, he would say, I'm a buddhu for thinking of this but he would agree that to seduce your husband, 1^st the wife needs to take care of his hunger. The same way with the office staff, to ensure their performance, management should take care of their food hunger". Ishita's completes her questionnaire session.

Everyone walks back to the ballroom and are enjoying the chit-chat when Mr. Mehra walks to the centre of the stage and announces the winner...

"The winner of the Naya Soch event is none other than Mrs. Ishita Raman Kumar Bhalla. We request, our new president and the COE of the year, Mr. Raman Kumar Bhalla to present the award to our lovely Mrs. Bhalla. Raman walks to the stage, presents the award to Ishita, turns her face to him and gives her a peck on the forehead. He also encircles his arms around her waist. "Close your gapping mouth. I do know that you are dentist with shiny teeth but that does not mean you have to have your mouth open. A fly might get stuck. Poor fly". Raman taunts Ishita. "Kuch bhe Raman..." Ishita says with a smile. "On top of the award, Mrs. Bhalla, your Naya Soch will be recognized and a project team will be looking into the project of implementing the Naya Soch into our offices. We will donate the Rs50,000 Naya Soch stuff from Mrs. Bhalla's basket and top it up with another Rs50,000 for the blind school", Mr. Mehra announces.

"Not bad JKR. Are you gearing up to give me a fight in the business arena?" Raman asks... Before Ishita could respond, the reporters surrounded them...

It was a memorable evening. Ashok, Prameet, Simmi, Shagun, Mihir and Mihika all wore different expressions thru out the rest of the evening but the star of the night was none other than Mr & Mrs. Bhalla or should I say Mr. & Dr. Bhalla?

Just a fun post...

Raman dear, after all biwi hai takkar ki! ;) :)

Such a different & lovely story! :)