Now.😎.We begin with a special part of our 'Maasoom' post.😛.And the most special part of this segment is..😳🤣
that we have 4 extremely
maasoom and Not-at-All Besharam hosts i.e-Arooj, Divya, Sneha and Rasmi...😎
Arooj-Abbey bandaron..Kaha marr gaye tum sab..Itna kaam hai..Sab main akeli hi karu kya? Ugh. 😡
Divya-Arre yaar..I just called panditji..He said wo unki bail gaadi ke bail bohot lazy ho gaye hai..🤔.Isiliye wo bohot dheere chal rahe hai..😳
Arooj-What the hell.🤢 Can't he just come in a cab? Kaisa gadha pakad laayi yaar tu...😡
Divya-Oye..I didn't.😳.Ye pandit ko Rasmi kahi se dhundke laayi thi...😛
*Rasmi enters casually*
Rasmi-Sup bros?😎
Arooj and Divya narrate panditji's dilemma to Rasmi.😒
Rasmi-Sad. 😔
Arooj-Abbey kauwe..Jaa apna helicopter leke unko bulake laa.
*Sneha enters with Band baaja.*
Snehu-Aye Ganpat..Chal dhol baja..
Sneha starts dancing on 'Saari ke fall sa'. After a while Divya too couldn't control herself and starts dancing...
Rasmi & Arooj had a tough time to stop the band baja, but finally succeeded in doing so...
While these 4 panic thinking about pandit, a familiar person enters the hall. And its none other than...😃
Our girl with sexy kamariya..aka Mahi..☺️🤣
Mahi-Lo main aa gayi. Pandit ko bhi leke aayi hun.
Arooj, Snehu, Ras and Div shocked.😲
Mahi- Zyada socho mat tum. Main 'Dil me aati hun, samajh me nahi.'😎
So by now you guys might be wondering ye band baja, and pandit ka kya jhol...😕🤣
hai.. Let us remind you guys..ki last year..on the same day.
we had conducted a swayamwar... 😃😳
Whaat? Are you guys asking me kiska swayamwar kiya tha? 😲Fine fine.. hum hi bata dete hai...😎
*Drumrolls*
Welcome to Jhonny ki shaadi.
Yess!! Our jhonny aka Janhavi.. Woohoo..
So guyz wat are u all guyz waiting for come nd join us in our
dadii ki shaadi open invitation ha aur khane me surpi noodles
kawa biryani nd moogi kababs bhi ha...😛🤣
*Continue with shaadi ki barbadi by 4 of us* 🤣
Rasmi-Padhariye pabdit ji.🤗*oops sorry no hugs to pandit*
Sneha-Main zara band baja shuru karwati hun.😛
Pandit ji-Arre dulhan ko toh laao...🤓
Divya-Guysss!! Jhonny gayab hai.. I cant see her anywhere here.🤔
Arooj-What?!! Bhaag toh nai gayiii..What are we gonna do now? My wish of attending an Indian wedding gone in drain cz of daadi. 😭
Snehu-Band baja all wasted? 😲
Rasmi-Kal hi flipkart se ye lehenga order kiya tha. Sab waste. Ugh.😡
Divya-Isme kitna time waste kiya. Isse accha toh main SRK ke 4688543 movies dekh leti.😡
*Mahi makes an entry again* #LikeABoss.😎
Mahi-Ye rahi surpi...😛
Jhonny-Hi guys.!! 😃
Seeing D, A, R & S' s shocked expressions Mahi adds-
Ab ye mat kehna ki tumko samajh nahi aaya ki main kab aur kaise aayi..
Kyuki main dil me aati hoon, samajh me nahi.😳
Meanwhile Arooj notices that the pandit is fast asleep. 🥱
Arooj-Arre uncle utho.. I mean pandit jii.. uthiye.. 🤓
Rasmi-OMG ye toh Divz ka bhai niklaa. Kahi par bhi so jaata hai.🤣
Divz-Chup kar oye. Pandit ji..uthiye..
Warna Mahi ka kanyaadan kara denge aapke saath Alok nath.. 😛 🤣
Pandit ji woke up immediately as the thought of his own kanyaadan that too with mahi scared him to death.🤢🤣
*Meanwhile Sneha is still dancing with band baaja*
Pandit- Om mangalam bhagwaan.. ek minute.. Bhere is the dulha is the?😳
Divz-English aati nahi toh bako mat.😵
Ras-Oh teri..Dadi never told us ki usne swayamwar se kisko select kiya tha..😲
Divz-Koi baat nai abhi khud hi a jaye ga jhoony ka namona then we'll see 😛
*Arooj unaware of all this enters with a container filled with petrol.*
Arooj-Pandit ji..Ghee khatam ho gaya.. so yagya ke liye ye petrol thik rahega na? 😃
Pandit-KYA?!!😲
Rasmi-Haan yaar..Chalega na petrol.. ye wahi petrol hai na jo humne pandit ji ke jamai ke petrol pump se churaya tha?🤔😛
Sneha manages to say though she's still dancing-Arre haan ye wahi*breaths* petrol hai.
*Mahi enters with a dulha* 😎
Mahi- Ab ye mat poochna...
D, A, R & S- Nahi poochenge meri maa.. cz tu dil me aati hai, samajh me nahi. 🤡
*Pandit still not recovered from the shocks he received till now 🤣*
Arooj-Pandit uncle ambulance mangwayein kya...??😛
Divi-Areh chup kar bhag jaye ga pandit phir kya tum kare gi yaha beith ke om manglum manglum 😡
Ras-Oye Jhony ke dhule ko toh mandap me bithao...
Arooj-Areh ye dhoti pehn ke kyu nai aya par
Sneha-Gadhi kyuke wo south indian wedding me hota ha...😳
Arooj-Watever mje toh dhoti wala dhula dekhna tha *sighs*😔
Sneha-abhe merei maa ras ke liye dhoti wala dhula dhund le ge abhi maaf kr ..🤣
*Now the masoom party turns to our beloved dadi...*
Ras-Oye jhoony kis parlor me gayi thi bht makeup kr dia us ne toh 🤣
Dadi-Kyun kya hua bura lag raha ha *panic mode* 😲
Arooj-Nai dadii axha lag rha bas hmare jiju apko pehchane se inkar na kr de...🤣
Mahii-Abhe chup kro baja dalu gi uski agar jhony ko kuch bole ga.. 😳🤣
Divz-Tum log bas karo ge warna ho gyi shaadii.,... 😡
Mahii-*whispers to dadi* waise tje yaad ha na sab kuch jo meine tje bataya tha...☺️🤣
Ras-Kya kya bataya tha mahi 😉😳
Dadii-Shut up guyz kitne besharam ho tum log 😳
Arooj-Dadii hmare jiju ko b aise hi mat bol dena when ahm 😉
And our next talks are censored because public place haii jee 😛🤣
So here thats enough...😃
dadii we swear aisa kuch nai karein ge on ur real wali shadi so plz dar kar hume bolana ka plan cancel mat karna ... 😳🤣
Edited by .Antique_Piece. - 11 years ago
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