Here goes:
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Luteef: Oh... If there is love, it ought to be like Akbar's
Tunveer: And if there is Eid, it ought to be like Akbar's
L: Yes, Eid is an opportunity that cannot be forgotten, that brings those apart ,closer, the obsession of love that rises high
T: This is S's first Eid, and I want that my DIL, i.e., Bhopal's younger Begum, be seen by everyone. Everyone should know about ARI and S's wedding
L: Yes...
T: Ok, listen, go tell S to call the caterer...the guests must be arriving
L: I'll tell (her) right now
(S and Luteef)
L: Call them up...why haven't they come yet?
S: I have done (called) so many times, Luteef, (they're) not picking up the phone at all. Does anyone do this at important times? We have a feast celebration at home and these people are missing
(Doorbell rings)
L: Looks like they have arrived
S: Quick, go see
L: I'll go see
(Ladies from other shows arrive)
L: All the moons of Eid have come to our house
S: Please come
(Eid felicitations all around. Guys come, too)
Lady: S, you are looking very beautiful
Guy1: Why won't she look beautiful...she's Mrs. ARI, now, after all
Guy2: Of course...this Eid's moon is even more beautiful for S, right?
Lady2: But, where is ARI?
Lady1: ARI must be sleeping, right? (Teases) Must not be getting enough sleep nowadays
(Blushing and laughter)
Lady3 (the dumb one): But night is meant for sleeping...why don't y'all sleep?
(S goes in search of ARI...they collide)
ARI: What's the problem? Can't (you) watch where you are going?
S: Even you weren't watching where you were going.
ARI: What happened?
S: I came to fetch you
ARI: I know we have a feast celebration at home...there is no need to fetch (me). I can come by myself
S: I am not interested in fetching you either...it's just that all the guests were saying that as a...as a wife, its my duty to fetch you
ARI: Seriously? Wife? You may consider this false wedding true, I don't... (mimics)as a wife (mocks her words)...
(They go meet the guests)
Guy1: ARI, your Eid is extra celebratory today...after all, you have a moon hidden next to you
(S is shy, ARI smiles)
Guy2: ARI, why don't you share the reason for being late with us? (Teasing)
ARI: Its a celebratory feast...so (I took) a little time to get dressed/ready
Guy1: Well, that's right...now his life will go by getting dressed/ready, and his nights will pass by not sleeping (Teasing)
(Laughter)
Guy1: Should I tell you the secret of a happy marriage? Never open your mouth in front of your wife...and if you open (your mouth) let it be just to say, 'Sorry".
Guy2: Actually, there's another way to make women happy...either its gossip on the phone or gossip while shopping
Lady3 (the dumb one): No, its not like that...we are happy even when we are at home and gossip
(Laughter)
Lady2: But seriously, the truth is that without our love(r) we are very incomplete
(All guy-gal pairs look at each other)
Guy2: This incompleteness is not that incomplete...ask me...
S: Er...we'll keep conversing, but, Luteef, we have guests, would you serve them something cold, some sherbet?
ARI: Absolutely. Your sherbet-e-Luteef...
L: Right away...(leaves)
(S's phone rings...excuses herself and is on the phone)
S: Hello? Ousmaan, where are you? What...?
(Ad...then continued)
S: What? ARI, please come here
ARI: Why are you calling me like a typical wife...what the hell is going on?
S: I am not interested in calling like a 'typical wife' in front of others, but...its a matter related to the feast celebration, that's why I called you
ARI: What happened to the feast celebration?
S: The guy to whom we had told (for catering), Ousmaan, he is not coming
ARI: What do you mean, 'not coming'?
S: His truck has met with an accident
ARI: What?
S: I just got his call
ARI: And the food?
S: He said he has a friend who is also a good chef... he is sending him
(They look at the guests)
S: Lets talk to them
(Go toward the guests and explain)
Guy2: S, what does it matter about the feast... we came here to meet with y'all... Look whether the food arrives or not we will stay here have fun, enjoy ourselves
(bell rings)
S: Looks like the chef whom Ousmaan mentioned has come. Luteef, quick...
L: Yes, yes... (opens the door)
ARI: (muttering and complaining) When will he come, when will he (have time to) prepare the feast, the guests who are to come, how do we...
(Cartoonish chef arrives)
Chef: Oh, y'all are looking so good, so fresh like fresh vegetables...(indicates S)...fresh eggplant here...
ARI: Eggplant?
Chef: (indicating ARI) Tall and broad radish...
ARI: (affronted) Radish?
Chef: (indicating Luteef): Is this a bitter gourd or okra (lady's finger), I
am not sure... we'll let it be
S: Thank you very much...will you introduce yourself?
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Hopefully, this covers the time up until the subtitles showed up.
Jayne
Edited by Jayne - 11 years ago
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