Jules to Shakespeare: Sorry sir... you cant do anything about it now.. cant even file a case for plagiarism and even if someone did and won millions.. you cant use the money. Such is life!!
Sumer to Jules: Phele I was told.. you will be the Iago to the Othello in Rudra... I didnt know who that was, so went and read the entire play with dictionary by my side to prepare for the character. Then they made me King Lear's fool and mummy's boy!! I had a chance to get dirty with Laila but they took that away and gave me Shatabadi who kidnapped and married me. Meri koi izzart hai ki nahi??
Jules to Sumer: I know tumhare tractor walle dil hurt hua... but such is life!!!
Paro to Jules: I had a tragic childhood... was cheated in marriage... was kept as a prisoner and tortured with words. Then I thought Bolenath had mercy and sent me my love. I cooked for him..did yoga in the rain for him and finally when I got him, they killed me off. Didn't I deserve a happy ending!! Now I have to meet my cheater and my murder upstairs!!
Jules to Paro: Hey Bolenath... why such is life?
Shatabadi to Jules: I was promised a great role... was going to enjoy playing the tit for my saas's tat. Instead they gave me khujali and got me pregnant within 2 weeks of my entry!!
Jules to Shatabdi: Your dad had to unnecessarily pay 31 lacs and you didn't even get screen time. Such is life!!
Dilsher to Jules: I hopped around on a stick and tried to be the senior Othello. My Desdemona returned and I thought I would get a remorse and make up track.. may even have a remarriage.. instead they made me dada sa and I continue to live with an ex wife without a remarriage!!
Jules to Dilsher: Uparse your haveli is also lost... this new haveli is really borrowed and not even in your name.. So no Biwi.. no bahu... a grieving son... and an angry sister in law... Dilsher sa such is life!!!
Kakko to Jules: I thought I would do some bahaduri and at least get one meddle in BSD.. but for 2 months I have been loathering in the haveli. Aab leap ho gaya aur main dada baan gaya and am still a constable!!
Jules to Kakko: Jab Kaam karana tha, tho aap miscall miscall khela rahe the with bhabhi sa... Now you are likely to retire from service as a constable. Such is life!!
Sunheri to Jules: First they forced me to take room-mates and always sent me to college. Then when I started likely Aman sa.. they brought in Shantanu and distracted me... then they took him away too and made him mock me!!
After all this when I hoped I would reconcile and have a second chance with Aman sa...they sent me indefinitely to some Maasi's place and looks like I will be staying there for some years now with the leap!!! My family doesnt love me!! đ
Jules to Sunheri: This is a classic of "While you were wheeping"... Na mila Santhanu... na mila Aman!!! Such is life!!
Aman to Jules: Am a captain in BSD... and they reduced me to secretary on call. Now I dont know if I will have even that job after the leap.,... unless mera promotion hi na hua ho!!
Jules to Aman: Aman naam main hi gadabad hai!! Amans on tv always end up being secretary on call!! Such is life!!
Mathali to Jules: Mujhe Watson bana ke.. they took away my Sherlock!! Upar se I have to do all the house hold work alone now!!
Jules to Mathali: Hold on to Smarat and cry!! He will tell you the same thing.. "Such is Life"!!